Comments on: WASHINGTON SAYS IT IS A GOOD SEASON TO DIE

By: The Duke of Wazzu

The Duke of Wazzu — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 22:27:27 +0000

Apple Cup : Kurt Cobain Bowl

Loser of the game pulls out the shotgun; good times, indeed!

By: grrrrah

grrrrah — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 15:52:49 +0000

CFB Authority is correct that Orson intended it to be “Mike Leach’s offense” rather than “Mike Stoops’ offense.” As anyone who has watched Arizona over the past few years knows, the phrase “Mike Stoops’ offense” is an oxymoron.

By: CL

CL — Fri, 29 Jun 2007 19:41:29 +0000

24: Not to mention he is the highest paid employee or non-employee of Notre Dame.

That dude is making bank for sucking major donkey dick.

By: MCab

MCab — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 22:26:10 +0000

This schedule is reminding me of the US’s pool in the last World Cup.

By: Jenkins

Jenkins — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 17:22:51 +0000

with an annual salary of $1.6M is it really beyond the call of duty to ask Ty Willingham to go 7-6 in his third year?

If so he should start sending refund checks for each loss to a team whose coach make less per game than he does. That should be in play for 80-85% of the schedule.

By: fife in pdx

fife in pdx — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 16:25:24 +0000

“Washington, being the better team this year, will lose to Washington State. That’s how the Apple Cup rolls.”

no, washington rolls wsu in the apple cup. its not much of a rivalry when one team win 64 out of the 99 contests.

when state was the better team, during their “dynasty” a few years back, they still couldnt beat uw.

otoh, i had no idea there were UW fans lurking on this site, bravo to you all.

By: Anonymous IV

Anonymous IV — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:00:43 +0000

When I first saw the reference to the one eyed gator the first thought that came to mind was Happy Gilmore.

By: Erik

Erik — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:25:42 +0000

Washington, being the better team this year, will lose to Washington State. That’s how the Apple Cup rolls.

By: Michigan Gator

Michigan Gator — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 03:02:11 +0000

I missed that one the first time around. 100 cocktails to you and whoever “conceived” that gem…

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:33:41 +0000

Michigan Gator, as someone said recently on here, I believe the term is “makin’ throat babies.”

By: Michigan Gator

Michigan Gator — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:04:54 +0000

“You do NOT want to see that man with his shirt off pouring shots down his chest. It’s something a man shouldn’t have to see.”

Better than watching Gary Danielson perform spectacular mouth-love to Urban’s crank during the SEC Championship game

By: T. Kyle King

T. Kyle King — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:03:29 +0000

The Huskies made great progress last season, coming within one win of bowl-eligibility, and Washington is 11-0 against Big Ten teams in Seattle since 1976. No, I'm not saying U-Dub will beat Ohio State . . . but I am saying it'll be a better game than you think it will. (I should hasten to add, though, that I have no idea what the heck I'm talking about. Prior to last night's edition of EDSBS Live, I thought Wisconsin's head coach's surname was pronounced "Buy-Lima" . . . Lima as in the Peruvian city, not the bean.)

By: CFB Authority

CFB Authority — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:02:44 +0000

No, I’m pretty Orson meant Mike Leach. See, Mike Stoops hired Leach’s OC, and U of A is using that offense now. Thus, Mike Leach’s offense.

By: wooderson

wooderson — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 00:13:53 +0000

I think you meant “Mike Stoops” and not ” Mike Leach”

By: Dawg 05

Dawg 05 — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 00:01:04 +0000

Allahver Fist, you are a liar. Jim Mora Jr has never apologized for anything. He just changes the subject and brings up how the Falcons have lead the league in rushing for two years.

“Jim, why did the Falcons miss the playoffs this year?”
“Lets not talk about what this team didn’t do this year, lets talk about what we did do this year. We lead the league in rushing”

“Jim, why has Mike Vick digressed as a passer under your regime?”
“Mike Vick just ran for 1000 yards and was a vital part of the Falcons leading the league in rushing”

“Jim, why do the Falcons suck major donkey dick?”
“We don’t, we lead the league in rushing”