JIM DELANY TO CHARGE FOR SPOKEN USE OF "BIG TEN"

Wait, they’re two different people? Son of a bitch, I’m confused.

I think a certain tire store may have a few issues with this jackhole:

http://www.big10tires.com/index2.html

fightinamish – you’re alive?

Kim Delany…. mmmmmm, early Tuesday Cheesecake.

Indeed I am, Whitey. It takes more than 10 stab wounds from my jilted baby’s mama to stop me.

Is that pic from 2001 or 1991? That lady’s got one hell of a set of matchsticks on her, doesn’t she? Man, NYPD Blue was a good show…

keeps trying to distract everyone from how fucking ridiculous the Big Ten looks here

Off topic: I was walking throught the UNC Student Union today, and through the speakrs of the cafe in there (Alpine Bagel), I s—- you not, I heard the “NO D-D-D-D-Dancin’, Dancin’” song from that Blake Mitchell video. The timing was so freaky, and I couldn’t stop laughing. Blake’s Dance Fever is sweeping the nation!

From the Detroit Free Press. The new tidbit is that only cable systems in the Big Ten region are being asked to pony up the $1.10/month. For the rest of the country, the Big Ten if offering you the low, low price of $.10/month.

http://freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070626/SPORTS06/706260311

You! in Georgia! Don’t you hanker for some Gopher/Boilermaker action? Who could resist the opportunity to see those beefy Midwestern girls try and spike a volleyball. What! You don’t watch swimming except during the Olympics?! That oversight can be corrected for a mere $.10/month. Do you like gladiator movies, but are afraid to rent them from the local Blockbuster? How about Iowa/PSU wrestling at 1:00 a.m. for a year for less than the cost of a single hamburger?

Surely, by now, you are seeing the light.

RE: The first picture

If there were any justice, the ghost of Nile Kinnick would have materialized from the Iowa banners and strangled the shit out of Delany.

No.

Yes.

Oh wait, this isn’t Deadspin. Shit.

Nice find, #2. I really enjoyed the irony that Big 10 Tires are located throughout the southeast!

Somebody really needs to tell Delany to shut the fuck up. I could have gotten shitty OSU games free on ESPN plus, but now I get to pay for them! Whores.

Ten cents a month in non-Big Televen areas, and Delany’s still trying to argue that the channel would have national appeal? If it had national appeal, wouldn’t people want to pay two or three dollars for it?

Ten cents. I’d pay ten cents for any channel. Knitting channel, fencing channel, The Orgeron Channel.

IMMAWANAGITSUMMADAT LAYDEEGOWPHAW VOLLABAW ECTSHUN.

#10

I assume they could hide this additional fee in their charges for “mounting and balancing” or “valve stems” (like I would ever want tires sans valve stems???).

le sigh.

If you like the bunda, and we all know that you do, then you should definitely watch some women’s volleyball. They wear super short, super tight shorts and bend over a lot as the camera films them from behind.

http://www.gopsusports.com/GoPSU_Photo/Images/Gallery/volleyballw/2006-09-20/teamcheersafteranace.JPG

Nothing wrong with that.

By the way, in the midwest we speak about women’s sports with respect.

Orson – I respectfully submit that it may be of interest to you to host a show on the Big (number deleted on advice from legal dept) network called the "Quest for the Fulmer Cup". For my part, I just ask that I be allowed to live in your mansion like Rocky’s Uncle Paulie and enjoy your wine, food, pool, and robot housekeeper.

(reposted here since I posted this in the Big East thread by accident. – apologies around, 100 cocktails on me)

Since when did the SEC go Canadian?

So… where do I send my 3 dollars?

RUTS, how long does it take you to type out Coach O speak?

Couldn’t the Big [REDACTED] compromise by charging only 90 cents but not showing any Northwestern or Illinois games?

I’m not paying a bent nickle for the Big [REDACTED] network… I get CSS and SportSouth, I can watch hot SEC girls play volleyball (good call Jeff) and tumble on gymnastics equipment.

Guess what I’m going to put in the Jar of Excellence. Go on, guess.

I sense “[CONFERENCE REDACTED]” appearing on the site now.

Nothing gets my juices flowing like Big 11 Women’s Tongue Wrestling.

23 – "Big [REDACTED] is pretty fucking funny in and of itself. But yeah, “Big Ten” and “Big 10” aren’t going to be seen around here for a while.

Fucking Delany.

Until their “excellence” reaches the ability to count they shall be the “Big Televen” to me. That guy Delaney really is a cocksucker. I thought his first two displays of idiocy were circumstantial, but he is trending rapidly into a full-blown motherfucker, who deserves to be spanked and put to bed.

i thought it was the “big 11”

am i wrong? what?

Just pretend I put a quote after [REDACTED].

#22, would you hurry up already? You playing cards in there or something? Other people are waiting to make their deposit!

More big televen bullshit…….

#29,

Sorry, instead of a dollar, I ended up leaving a deuce.

In related news, Delaney has applied for intellectual property protection over the notion of intentionally miscounting the number of teams in a collegiate sports league and plans to file suit against the Atlantic 10 later today.

“Delaney” and “intellectual” (property) cannot be mentioned in the same sentence. Its a law. Somewhere.

As an OSU/Big [REDACTED] fan, let me just say — I agree with all the Delaney haters on here, unequivocally. This guy is a douche to the Nth degree, and will end up doing more to hur the conference than help it.

Here’s an idea: Howsabout we help the conference reach a competitive equilibrium (™ Gary Bettman, NHL Commissioner), rather than be an asshole.

I’m a friggin’ Buckeye HOMER and even I can acknowledge the overall quality of the SEC as a CONFERENCE. If the Big Televen was better across the board, maybe you’d wouldn’t have such a hard time selling it.

Sheesh.

I swear to god if any of the Slow Ten sports were happening in my backyard I’d shut the blinds!

Where does this TOOL get the chutzpah to think his conference is all that? What the hell are they great at- HOCKEY?

Their football sux. I’d rather watch Wake Forest play Ga Tech than any Slow Ten match up and I can’t stand ACC football either.

Hey Delaney THE RUST BELT is not a term of endearment jackass. As conferences go I’d rate you right there with The Big Twelve.

Hockey isn’t a Big [REDACTED] sport, so Delaney likely doesn’t care about it, but FWIW, Minnesota and Wisconsin (in the WCHA) and Michigan and Michigan State (in the CCHA) are traditional powers in the sport.

(Actually, the Big [REDACTED] Network might be a more attractive buy if they had some college hockey games to show.)

Roswell, one quick correction: the Big Variable Number Conference doesn’t actually exist in hockey.

I don’t mind insults; I’d just like to see them surrounded with accurate information.

Oh, and as a fan of a Big Variable Number Conference school, I am quickly developing an intense dislike for our Minister of Information. It’s like he wants generate as much ill will as possible so the next commissioner will seem like the best commissioner ever in the history of commissionerdom.

#34, the larger issue is that many college football fans can stomach plenty of Delany’s arrogance and ignorance, until the point where it potentially impacts our monthly cable bill. It’s even more aggravating for those of us in the Midwest who could give two squirts about the league.

If Big [REDACTED] fans want this lousy channel for their bloated, overrated league, let them pony up for it their own selves.

Comcast will get a month’s worth of On Demand movie rentals in gratitude from this customer if they follow through with telling Delany to go pound sand… yes, I’ll even rent that stupid “Night at the Museum” gag-fest.

“…America’s number one sports conference…” HUH? What’s he on – da CoachO hedbutt juice???

Gawd, I hate to say this, but Jeremy Foley might have sumthin constructive to say bout dat nummer one stuff.

However, I am lookin forward to the Iowa-Wisconsin girls mud rasslin contest.

Wait, so the Big Ten actually has 11 members? And this can be mined for comedy gold? ??!!?!?11!1?? NFW!

A revelation.

Now let’s see some pictures of Dana Delany’s gams. She’d kick Kim’s ass in any spring break contest you could name.

Peter Gibbons: Um, the 7-Eleven, right? You take a penny from the tray.
Joanna: From the crippled children?
Peter Gibbons: No, that’s the jar. I’m talking about the tray, the pennies for everybody. We’re basically doing the same thing only we take it from a much bigger tray and we do it a couple of million times.

Nice office space quote