Comments on: OLE MISS LADIES WANT YOU TO TAKE IT OFF

By: MCab

MCab — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 23:24:41 +0000

In the words of Busta Rhymes “So they try to walk with a strut so no one can tell . . .”

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 21:54:49 +0000

25 – I doubt the husbands found out this morning at work, they probably suspected something when the wives limped home bolegged Saturday then could neither get out of bed nor quit smiling on Sunday.

By: spartymike

spartymike — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 18:49:54 +0000

#9, that was my first thought, too.

Four hundred 40-ish society ladies screaming for the stud back to take his clothes off…in Mississippi, no less. I wonder how many computer screens were covered in coffee once the husbands read this article online at work.

Did I mention that I love college football?

By: rebel84

rebel84 — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 18:47:33 +0000

In response to No. 10, don’t stop The Orgeron when he’s on a roll. And you can’t blame him for not knowing that the SEC title game determines who goes to the Sugar Bowl, since we’ve never been there.

There you go MSU fans, I saved you all the jabs about Atlanta. Now you can get back to reliving the glory days of your greatest coach ever, Jackie Sherrill, and his sterling 73-73-1 all time record.

Back to the subject of the post, I’m just glad my wife doesn’t go to these things.

And on the subject of The Orgeron, here is one you missed:
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?columnist=feldman_bruce&id=2912089
To summarize, this Powe kid is our Chad Lavalais (hyped DT trying to get in for the third year in a row). Apparently our administration is acting like they don’t want to give him a scholarship. For some reason they don’t want football players who can’t read. I know, I don’t get it either, since most of the SEC can’t read either, right Commissioner Delany?

Either way, it’s rumored that The Orgeron personally leaked this story to his good buddy Feldman. So basically The Orgeron is going behind his bosses’ backs to try to pressure them into letting his prized DT into school. If there is one thing we’ve learned it’s not to get in the way of something The Orgeron wants.

By: TigerNacho

TigerNacho — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 18:39:19 +0000

I believe the plural would be MsILF or “miss-ilf.” It’s like attorneys general.

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 18:34:19 +0000

Did ya no da CoachO give all dem wimmenfolk a CHIKENWAFFA fer dinna? Den did dey go to da CoachO’s hawse & do da slipnslide???

Nex year, da CoachO be like dat Coach Kay at Dook & get rabbel aloomni to gib ten tausand dollah to play futbawl wid archie n floy frank n beau bowens n all dem ole rabble playas!!!

By: Oops Pow Surprise

Oops Pow Surprise — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 18:30:23 +0000

“Mrph mermerm rph,” Thompson said.

Consider my–nay, America’s–mind blown.

By: jakldawg

jakldawg — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 17:44:19 +0000

Good to know I was way ahead of the curve when it came to giving Eli the finger.

“Their record is 11-0, our record is 11-0. We win this game, we go to the Sugar Bowl!”
That leads me to think the federal marijuana research lab might have provided some of the grass, too.

By: BamaCPA

BamaCPA — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 17:43:53 +0000

Orson, now that Mike Shula has taken his Jumbo Package and fled, is it safe to say that da Orgeron is the Top SEC coach in terms of basically writing your posts for you ?

By: Brian

Brian — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 17:27:57 +0000

I thought Peyton was the pickle smoocher of thier family, but I just found out he’s married. How did I not know this? How is she neeeeever on TV rooting him on?

By: Cincy

Cincy — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 17:24:53 +0000

Holy Crap… thats a real article?

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 17:08:24 +0000

frenxy = frenzy

By: Out of Conference

Out of Conference — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 17:07:33 +0000

Not sure DC, it seems to me the media is in frenxy hating on money going from the athlete to the dancers these days, so maybe everyone would be cool if an athlete was getting rained on instead of making it rain.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:50:05 +0000

+1 Doug for pondering the plural of MILF.

As for poor harassed BenJarvus Green-Ellis: If a player gets dollar bills stuffed in his jock by a bunch of horny old alumnae, does the NCAA count that as illegal income?

By: Erik

Erik — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 16:49:50 +0000

“Bayou Brasky”

Thank you, Orson.