BLAKE MITCHELL FEELS LIKE D-D-D-DANCIN, DANCIN’
Late Friday, With Leather posted these pics of Blake Mitchell, noted eccentric and South Carolina quarterback, sweating like a meth-head running wind sprints in the Kalahari at a wedding of some sort.

Blake Mitchell, dancing, sweaty fool.
This immediately went straight to the Department of Gloriously Stupid Ideas in our head, so we contacted someone who might actually make the video. The conversation went something like this:
Orson: Joel, can you make Blake Mitchell dance?
Joel: Yeah. It’ll look like JibJab, but yeah, I can do that.
Orson: That’s awesome. Why don’t you get started on that great idea I just had? Like, now?
Joel: Um, sure.
And so a classic was born. Frankly, we deserve no credit on this one, since we merely told a Tennessean with a rudimentary working knowledge of Flash the idea, and he ran with the rest. And if you haven’t seen Graceland, the story of Mary the Murderous Elephant and Her Unfortunate Hanging, or seen a Nashville-area Golden Corral at 5:30 p.m. on a Sunday, you’ll have to understand that things get out of hand and get out of hand fast in the Volunteer State once the enthusiasm kicks in for a bit.
We now present Blake Mitchell, who contrary to the soundtrack, feels like dancin’, dancin’. For those of you who have the Youtubes blocked at work, try Joel’s embedded Flash file after the jump.












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Blake Mitchell: He’s like Napoleon Dynamite without the social skills.
Comment by Doug — June 25, 2007 @ 7:12 am
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There’s something about blake’s mugshot…meesa can’t put my finger on it.
Comment by Erik — June 25, 2007 @ 7:55 am
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now I feel like dancin’. bring me the outdoor dancefloor!
Comment by PSUgirl — June 25, 2007 @ 7:57 am
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UTube blocked at work here. Embedded works.
Ugly video, and fat chicks in the background.
Comment by drogue — June 25, 2007 @ 8:02 am
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off topic but for the record, if rod beck isn’t awarded moustache wednesday this week, it will be an affront to all we hold holy here in the sports blogosphere.
Comment by kleph — June 25, 2007 @ 8:02 am
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Very impressive. EDSBS is rated NC-17 btw.
Comment by Chg — June 25, 2007 @ 8:05 am
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One wish - girl in green (who looks like she’s hatching a baby) was…..
Flashin’, Flashin’
Flashin’, Flashin’
Comment by Rashaan Salaam — June 25, 2007 @ 8:05 am
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That was absolutely outstanding.
The perfect thing for a Monday morning.
Comment by Cincy — June 25, 2007 @ 8:11 am
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The NC-17 rating was based on the following words:
de*th (5x)
f**k (4x)
c**ks (3x)
de*d (2x)
and en*ma (1x)
I’m a little concerned about the context of that last one…
Comment by Herb — June 25, 2007 @ 8:16 am
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I told you he could really dance!
Yeaah, clickclack!
Comment by BDoc — June 25, 2007 @ 8:37 am
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The King needed a castle, that pachyderm needed killin’, somebody’s got to eat all that food, and Blake Mitchell needed to dance. It’s just the way things are.
Comment by Rocky Top Talk — June 25, 2007 @ 8:38 am
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The word of the day is…..nebbish.
Comment by BC Eagle — June 25, 2007 @ 8:38 am
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Killer headspin on the turf.
Comment by tOSU_radar — June 25, 2007 @ 8:50 am
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That video was very well done sir (Joel) seriously a great way to start the morning
Comment by Jonathan — June 25, 2007 @ 9:05 am
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Something really cool about a chick in a bridesmaid’s gown with no visible means of support, yankin’ the hem up way over her knees and sportin’ reefs exhibiting finely pedicured toenails…a motivational combination of feminine and practical that sets my teeth on edge and sharpens my focus. Extra points for the tan. The term “target” comes to mind.
Oh, and Blake Mitchell? Sweats like Tennessee’s B-Ball coach.
Comment by sb — June 25, 2007 @ 9:11 am
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Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing. Joel, way to represent for our fanbase.
Wow, what a way to start the week.
Dancin’ dancin’!
Comment by CFB Authority — June 25, 2007 @ 9:16 am
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Fantastic stuff. The spinning on his head at the end was gold, pure gold.
Anyone know who is performing the song? That’s going to be stuck in my head all day.
Comment by John F — June 25, 2007 @ 9:32 am
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The whores in that wedding party look pretty bangable.
Comment by Pimp Tight © — June 25, 2007 @ 9:33 am
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It doesn’t look like Blake was wearing the Under Armour moisture wicking dress shirt.
Comment by mlmintampa — June 25, 2007 @ 9:34 am
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Damn, Pimp, you can’t go callin’ ‘em whores if you ever expect to be invited in. Your pejorative may be accurate, but it won’t enhance your opportunities. Just sayin’…And, yes, ‘bangable’, would certainly apply.
Comment by sb — June 25, 2007 @ 9:47 am
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I wish Blake could move like that in a game. No wait, I wish our offensive line could protect him enough so he didn’t have a need to move like that in a game.
Comment by Out of Conference — June 25, 2007 @ 9:58 am
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I second kleph’s motion. For this week at least, Rod Beck > Bernie Brewer.
Comment by Rusty — June 25, 2007 @ 9:59 am
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That’s epic. And drouge, I don’t know who you’re looking at but the bridesmaid in green looks pretty damn good.
Comment by Robert — June 25, 2007 @ 10:05 am
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How much can you know about yourself if you’ve never been in a dance-off?
Comment by Oops Pow Surprise — June 25, 2007 @ 10:09 am
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Robert, I agree, an exemplary display of green-dressed pulchritude.
Comment by sb — June 25, 2007 @ 10:18 am
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The only thing to make Joel’s animation better would be OBC throwing the visor in disgust.
Nicely done, Joel!
Comment by Aerobab — June 25, 2007 @ 10:25 am
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Holy crap, now I’ve got flashbacks from junior high sock-hops.
Like the Varsouviana played in Blanche DuBois’ head, so is “Let’s Get It Started” playing in mine.
*must* *not* *do* *runningman* . . .
Comment by MCab — June 25, 2007 @ 10:41 am
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How awesome is Blake Mitchell?
HE CASTS NO SHADOW ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD!
Comment by Mätt — June 25, 2007 @ 11:02 am
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1. Re: the women: I had to stretch the picture to make it fit right. Added 20 pounds, which often looks good for linemen on letterbox TVs, but is not so flattering for wedding crashers of the female variety.
2. Spurrier is (still) giving me fits. I first tried throwing his visor, but I had problems separating it from his head. So then I tried having him just throw his head down, which I thought would work, but really didn’t. Eventually, I had to settle for the ambiguous shaking of the head. Is it in disgust, or is he getting funky? We animate. You decide.
3. The song is by the Scissor Sisters, whom I’d never heard of until Orson sent me the tune. I must have heard it two hundred times this weekend, and I still don’t know the words. Catchy tune, though, no?
4. Seriously, the elephant needed killing. Why hanging? Deterrence, folks. Send a message to other large beasts with malicious predispositions. Not in our town.
Actually, it was because the guns didn’t work. Erwin was the only place close that had the requisite machinery to actually hang an animal that large, and even then something broke on the first attempt. Second time’s a charm, apparently. File that away for future reference.
Comment by Rocky Top Talk — June 25, 2007 @ 11:03 am
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http://www.dancesisterdance.com/
Insert pictures of friends’ heads, then sit back and enjoy the magic. And don’t ask me why I knew about this site.
Comment by PW — June 25, 2007 @ 11:14 am
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he’s so. very. moist.
Comment by jeneria — June 25, 2007 @ 11:19 am
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Oh Blake, your ability to embarass us continues to impress.
Comment by offcampus — June 25, 2007 @ 11:47 am
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Around the 1:07 mark, there’s a subtle heartbeat animation– Nice touch. This video would definitely get my vote for a year-end college football blog award if I voted in such things.
Comment by PW — June 25, 2007 @ 12:27 pm
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Good ol’ Blake. Always good for some downtime amusement. For what its worth, the photos made their way around Columbia and my friends last Monday after the wedding….we attempted to keep them hush hush because we knew this would happen. But inevitably, someone sends them to a Clempers Tiger on their e-mail list and Voila! Instant Website material.
Comment by cockengr — June 25, 2007 @ 12:49 pm
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Is it just me or does Blake’s right leg look an awful lot like the leg on the Sparta guy from the PSU post a few days ago… ie, like a cartoon penis you’d draw in 5th grade
Comment by Berdingo — June 25, 2007 @ 1:02 pm
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Christ. now I brain can;t stop play that song and “Appalachian is HOT HOT HOT”. Damn you, EDSBS!
Also, both of my blogs are only rated PG. I’m going to have to step my game up; look for endless expletive tirades on my blog in the next few weeks.
I thought my nutshot videos were virtuous of a PG-13 by themselves.
http://digitalheadbutt.wordpress.com/2007/05/20/jamie-carragher-would-be-wise-to-wear-a-cup/
http://digitalheadbutt.wordpress.com/2007/05/28/my-iron-egg-style-is-unstoppable/
Comment by Digital Headbutt — June 25, 2007 @ 1:04 pm
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it’s a little like watching spider dance in ‘goodfellas’.
Comment by kleph — June 25, 2007 @ 1:15 pm
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Like that neck action - it DOES look just like a Chikin walking.
Comment by yoyofutbawl — June 25, 2007 @ 1:42 pm
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He’s not Smelley.
Comment by DirkDawggler — June 25, 2007 @ 5:00 pm
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Krunk-ass video aside, what dance do you think he was doing in that photo? I think he was Papa Smurfin’.
Comment by MCab — June 25, 2007 @ 6:30 pm
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I’m pretty sure the broad in green is gettin’ ready to shoot her panties at him. ‘Cause, you know, he’s got that kind of game….?
Comment by CLTDawg — June 25, 2007 @ 8:28 pm
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i just read the elephant story. totally awesome. that’s a story right up there with the crash at crush.
Comment by kleph — June 25, 2007 @ 9:07 pm
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I almost stopped halfway and moved on. Thank god I didn’t. That was a little piece of genius. God bless you and Joel, and god bless the ebays.
Comment by jebushchrist — June 26, 2007 @ 10:33 am
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For the record, I am a Granger… and we all have moves like that.
Comment by amicus — August 23, 2007 @ 7:10 pm