BLAKE MITCHELL FEELS LIKE D-D-D-DANCIN, DANCIN’
Late Friday, With Leather posted these pics of Blake Mitchell, noted eccentric and South Carolina quarterback, sweating like a meth-head running wind sprints in the Kalahari at a wedding of some sort.

Blake Mitchell, dancing, sweaty fool.
This immediately went straight to the Department of Gloriously Stupid Ideas in our head, so we contacted someone who might actually make the video. The conversation went something like this:
Orson: Joel, can you make Blake Mitchell dance?
Joel: Yeah. It’ll look like JibJab, but yeah, I can do that.
Orson: That’s awesome. Why don’t you get started on that great idea I just had? Like, now?
Joel: Um, sure.
And so a classic was born. Frankly, we deserve no credit on this one, since we merely told a Tennessean with a rudimentary working knowledge of Flash the idea, and he ran with the rest. And if you haven’t seen Graceland, the story of Mary the Murderous Elephant and Her Unfortunate Hanging, or seen a Nashville-area Golden Corral at 5:30 p.m. on a Sunday, you’ll have to understand that things get out of hand and get out of hand fast in the Volunteer State once the enthusiasm kicks in for a bit.
We now present Blake Mitchell, who contrary to the soundtrack, feels like dancin’, dancin’. For those of you who have the Youtubes blocked at work, try Joel’s embedded Flash file after the jump.









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Doug says:
Blake Mitchell: He’s like Napoleon Dynamite without the social skills.
June 25th, 2007 at 7:12 am
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Erik says:
There’s something about blake’s mugshot…meesa can’t put my finger on it.
June 25th, 2007 at 7:55 am
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PSUgirl says:
now I feel like dancin’. bring me the outdoor dancefloor!
June 25th, 2007 at 7:57 am
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drogue says:
UTube blocked at work here. Embedded works.
Ugly video, and fat chicks in the background.
June 25th, 2007 at 8:02 am
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kleph says:
off topic but for the record, if rod beck isn’t awarded moustache wednesday this week, it will be an affront to all we hold holy here in the sports blogosphere.
June 25th, 2007 at 8:02 am
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Chg says:
Very impressive. EDSBS is rated NC-17 btw.
June 25th, 2007 at 8:05 am
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Rashaan Salaam says:
One wish – girl in green (who looks like she’s hatching a baby) was…..
Flashin’, Flashin’
Flashin’, Flashin’
June 25th, 2007 at 8:05 am
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Cincy says:
That was absolutely outstanding.
The perfect thing for a Monday morning.
June 25th, 2007 at 8:11 am
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Herb says:
The NC-17 rating was based on the following words:
de*th (5x)
f**k (4x)
c**ks (3x)
de*d (2x)
and en*ma (1x)
I’m a little concerned about the context of that last one…
June 25th, 2007 at 8:16 am
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BDoc says:
I told you he could really dance!
Yeaah, clickclack!
June 25th, 2007 at 8:37 am
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Rocky Top Talk says:
The King needed a castle, that pachyderm needed killin’, somebody’s got to eat all that food, and Blake Mitchell needed to dance. It’s just the way things are.
June 25th, 2007 at 8:38 am
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BC Eagle says:
The word of the day is…..nebbish.
June 25th, 2007 at 8:38 am
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tOSU_radar says:
Killer headspin on the turf.
June 25th, 2007 at 8:50 am
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Jonathan says:
That video was very well done sir (Joel) seriously a great way to start the morning
June 25th, 2007 at 9:05 am
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sb says:
Something really cool about a chick in a bridesmaid’s gown with no visible means of support, yankin’ the hem up way over her knees and sportin’ reefs exhibiting finely pedicured toenails…a motivational combination of feminine and practical that sets my teeth on edge and sharpens my focus. Extra points for the tan. The term “target” comes to mind.
Oh, and Blake Mitchell? Sweats like Tennessee’s B-Ball coach.
June 25th, 2007 at 9:11 am
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CFB Authority says:
Amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing. Joel, way to represent for our fanbase.
Wow, what a way to start the week.
Dancin’ dancin’!
June 25th, 2007 at 9:16 am
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John F says:
Fantastic stuff. The spinning on his head at the end was gold, pure gold.
Anyone know who is performing the song? That’s going to be stuck in my head all day.
June 25th, 2007 at 9:32 am
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Pimp Tight © says:
The whores in that wedding party look pretty bangable.
June 25th, 2007 at 9:33 am
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mlmintampa says:
It doesn’t look like Blake was wearing the Under Armour moisture wicking dress shirt.
June 25th, 2007 at 9:34 am
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sb says:
Damn, Pimp, you can’t go callin’ ‘em whores if you ever expect to be invited in. Your pejorative may be accurate, but it won’t enhance your opportunities. Just sayin’…And, yes, ‘bangable’, would certainly apply.
June 25th, 2007 at 9:47 am
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Out of Conference says:
I wish Blake could move like that in a game. No wait, I wish our offensive line could protect him enough so he didn’t have a need to move like that in a game.
June 25th, 2007 at 9:58 am
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Rusty says:
I second kleph’s motion. For this week at least, Rod Beck > Bernie Brewer.
June 25th, 2007 at 9:59 am
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Robert says:
That’s epic. And drouge, I don’t know who you’re looking at but the bridesmaid in green looks pretty damn good.
June 25th, 2007 at 10:05 am
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Oops Pow Surprise says:
How much can you know about yourself if you’ve never been in a dance-off?
June 25th, 2007 at 10:09 am
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sb says:
Robert, I agree, an exemplary display of green-dressed pulchritude.
June 25th, 2007 at 10:18 am
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Aerobab says:
The only thing to make Joel’s animation better would be OBC throwing the visor in disgust.
Nicely done, Joel!
June 25th, 2007 at 10:25 am
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MCab says:
Holy crap, now I’ve got flashbacks from junior high sock-hops.
Like the Varsouviana played in Blanche DuBois’ head, so is “Let’s Get It Started” playing in mine.
*must* *not* *do* *runningman* . . .
June 25th, 2007 at 10:41 am
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Mätt says:
How awesome is Blake Mitchell?
HE CASTS NO SHADOW ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD!
June 25th, 2007 at 11:02 am
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Rocky Top Talk says:
1. Re: the women: I had to stretch the picture to make it fit right. Added 20 pounds, which often looks good for linemen on letterbox TVs, but is not so flattering for wedding crashers of the female variety.
2. Spurrier is (still) giving me fits. I first tried throwing his visor, but I had problems separating it from his head. So then I tried having him just throw his head down, which I thought would work, but really didn’t. Eventually, I had to settle for the ambiguous shaking of the head. Is it in disgust, or is he getting funky? We animate. You decide.
3. The song is by the Scissor Sisters, whom I’d never heard of until Orson sent me the tune. I must have heard it two hundred times this weekend, and I still don’t know the words. Catchy tune, though, no?
4. Seriously, the elephant needed killing. Why hanging? Deterrence, folks. Send a message to other large beasts with malicious predispositions. Not in our town.
Actually, it was because the guns didn’t work. Erwin was the only place close that had the requisite machinery to actually hang an animal that large, and even then something broke on the first attempt. Second time’s a charm, apparently. File that away for future reference.
June 25th, 2007 at 11:03 am
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PW says:
http://www.dancesisterdance.com/
Insert pictures of friends’ heads, then sit back and enjoy the magic. And don’t ask me why I knew about this site.
June 25th, 2007 at 11:14 am
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jeneria says:
he’s so. very. moist.
June 25th, 2007 at 11:19 am
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offcampus says:
Oh Blake, your ability to embarass us continues to impress.
June 25th, 2007 at 11:47 am
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PW says:
Around the 1:07 mark, there’s a subtle heartbeat animation– Nice touch. This video would definitely get my vote for a year-end college football blog award if I voted in such things.
June 25th, 2007 at 12:27 pm
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cockengr says:
Good ol’ Blake. Always good for some downtime amusement. For what its worth, the photos made their way around Columbia and my friends last Monday after the wedding….we attempted to keep them hush hush because we knew this would happen. But inevitably, someone sends them to a Clempers Tiger on their e-mail list and Voila! Instant Website material.
June 25th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
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Berdingo says:
Is it just me or does Blake’s right leg look an awful lot like the leg on the Sparta guy from the PSU post a few days ago… ie, like a cartoon penis you’d draw in 5th grade
June 25th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
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Digital Headbutt says:
Christ. now I brain can;t stop play that song and “Appalachian is HOT HOT HOT”. Damn you, EDSBS!
Also, both of my blogs are only rated PG. I’m going to have to step my game up; look for endless expletive tirades on my blog in the next few weeks.
I thought my nutshot videos were virtuous of a PG-13 by themselves.
http://digitalheadbutt.wordpress.com/2007/05/20/jamie-carragher-would-be-wise-to-wear-a-cup/
http://digitalheadbutt.wordpress.com/2007/05/28/my-iron-egg-style-is-unstoppable/
June 25th, 2007 at 1:04 pm
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kleph says:
it’s a little like watching spider dance in ‘goodfellas’.
June 25th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
Like that neck action – it DOES look just like a Chikin walking.
June 25th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
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DirkDawggler says:
He’s not Smelley.
June 25th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
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MCab says:
Krunk-ass video aside, what dance do you think he was doing in that photo? I think he was Papa Smurfin’.
June 25th, 2007 at 6:30 pm
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CLTDawg says:
I’m pretty sure the broad in green is gettin’ ready to shoot her panties at him. ‘Cause, you know, he’s got that kind of game….?
June 25th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
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kleph says:
i just read the elephant story. totally awesome. that’s a story right up there with the crash at crush.
June 25th, 2007 at 9:07 pm
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jebushchrist says:
I almost stopped halfway and moved on. Thank god I didn’t. That was a little piece of genius. God bless you and Joel, and god bless the ebays.
June 26th, 2007 at 10:33 am
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amicus says:
For the record, I am a Granger… and we all have moves like that.
August 23rd, 2007 at 7:10 pm