FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: IS IT CHILE IN HERE?
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1
kleph says:
EDSBS Cheesecake GoogleMap updated.
June 22nd, 2007 at 8:47 am
2
Orson Swindle says:
Stranko, it’s very, very nice–she’s slender, nay, almost arty. But when it comes to finding just big ol’ big-assed “dancer” types…have we surpassed the master in this department?
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:04 am
3
Stranko Montana says:
My aim was to find some geographic diversity as we had yet to feature Chile. I’m not ready to admit defeat in the “dancer” type department just yet… but you are a master in your own right. I’ll make sure the next helping as a Botero influence in there just for you.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:08 am
4
kleph says:
the googlemap thanks you, stranko.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:10 am
5
bellefay1 says:
She would have vastly improved Clay Nation’s make it rain video
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:11 am
6
fred says:
And the rest of us who are sick and tired of having to read about the EDSBS cheesecake Googlemap say Damn You Stranko. Just re-run an already featured hottie with new pictures we have yet to see, and maybe we won’t have to read that shit.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:14 am
7
kleph says:
sorry to be a bother. googlemap deleted.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:17 am
8
Mormon T. Suxorz says:
This is not a complaint as I love the torte every Friday, but is Miss Chile bunda-challenged or do we not have the proper camera angles?
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:19 am
9
fred says:
is this an appropriate time to yell “This is Sparta!” or should I just apologize for being a dick?
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:21 am
10
Rival says:
Off topic. Waaaay off topic, but wrecked Ramblin’ Wreck photos are now available here:
http://georgiasports.blogspot.com/
Damage is a little underwhelming, but it’s a nice visual allegory to the Chan Gailey era.
“Meh. It’ll still start.”
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:22 am
11
Stranko Montana says:
Hatred for the Cheesecake Googlemap???? This is puzzling to me. This Cheesecake list is an absolute good. The Cheesecake list is life.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:25 am
12
Stranko Montana says:
And yes, she is not exactly a bunda model… but a worthy participant nonetheless.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:27 am
13
stockman says:
She is svelt, but hawt nonetheless.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:33 am
14
Mormon T. Suxorz says:
Oh she’s absolutely worthy. Particularly the last pic. Think Bear could show her how to get out of that mudpit?
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:41 am
15
Orson Swindle says:
Oh, she’s quite attractive. We were just struck by the differences in Stranko’s tastes and ours in cheesecake.
He finds glossy. We find slutty.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:43 am
16
rusty says:
apology accepted, Captain Needa.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:43 am
17
Orson Swindle says:
(choking, grabbing throat, eyes rolling…)
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:44 am
18
Stranko Montana says:
You say tomato, I say tomato… wait, that doesn’t work in print does it.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:45 am
19
sb says:
Now that is a cheesecake with a level of refinement that could make me learn espanol (again)…no shockingly impressive female bumps, just pure femininity. Thank you Stranko, even if your attempt was solely for geography’s sake.
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:56 am
20
Sir Ginho of the 216 says:
Let me be the first to say it — disappointed.
I want flagrant ass in my face, rubbing in up, down, and in circular motions.
None of this ‘met-art’ crap.
Bleh.
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:04 am
21
Out of Conference says:
Who are we to be picky?!? We all know how to make her ass get round, just let her rub the same toilet paper on her ass that our wives/girlfriends use.
Oh wait, honey you’re reading this?!? I meant those guys’ wives and girlfriends, not you….
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:10 am
22
sb says:
Why, Sir Ginho, your desire could still be provided by our ‘cake o’ the day, although I am not sure she would enjoy your attempt at analingus…she just doesn’t have that sweaty, grunting and grinding look about her, does she?
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:12 am
23
jfinke says:
Mmmmm… Red Dress…
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:21 am
24
Holly says:
I dug the Google Map.
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:23 am
25
Holly says:
HOLY SHIT that first picture just now loaded that’s a fucking GIANT SNAKE mary mother of god that’s hot.
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:27 am
26
Southern Papa says:
Sir Ginho, you probably long for the days of Rikishi Fatu from the WWE. This is definitely fine cheesecake. She also shows that she knows how to handle a python.
Not that any of us would need her capabilities there.
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:27 am
27
Kanu says:
All lshapes and sizes, y’all. All shapes and sizes. Although not as ass-tastic as many others, lets not lose sight of the facts: she is a hott ass chica from South America.
I for one, think that she is beautiful while being closer to “normal” than chicks with their tits and ass tricked out to the nth degree {not that I am against that at all}. I would definitely overcome my fear of snakes to be in that first photo.
Anyhow, this was a nice changeup Stranko, and I for one salute you.
And Kleph, Viva El Googlemap mi amigo- never mind the haters, many more love it than hate it, so keep on keepin’ on.
Felez fin de semana, chicos y chicas!
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:29 am
28
Sir Ginho of the 216 says:
Hey, 99% of African-American and Hispanic men can’t be wrong!
You take your praying mantis-esque females. They’re best served modeling clothes, certainly not a romp in the sack.
Gimme booty.
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:30 am
29
AtomicDog says:
Keep the map, add more bunda.
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:48 am
30
Orson Swindle says:
Agreed! Keep the map, Kleph.
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:49 am
31
DC Trojan says:
I’m very much enthusiastic about the bunda, but there’s no harm in branching out. Especially since this is an academic issue for me.
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:53 am
32
AtomicDog says:
Yes DC…map nerds unite.
And you still gotta get up to Mt Pleasant on a Friday night for homegrown/imported DC bunda.
June 22nd, 2007 at 10:58 am
33
dogtown gator says:
I like the skinny ladies. But maybe it’s just that any lady with nice, ample bunda will end up outweighing me.
#10 Rival – “Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it. “
June 22nd, 2007 at 11:00 am
34
Whitey says:
Holly – you saying that’s hot… that’s hott….
Hey, any country that can lose a lake… (computer’s having issues… just look it up)
But produce a sweet chica like this is alright by me.
My name is Whitey, and I approve this Cheesecake.
June 22nd, 2007 at 11:18 am
35
Signal to Noise says:
No hating on the cheesecake map. Bring it back!
And despite my booty-loving tendencies, any cheesecake like Leonor is most welcome — especially with the snake.
June 22nd, 2007 at 11:22 am
36
SmoothJimmyApollo says:
What’s up with the rhinestone Punisher skull on the mirror?
June 22nd, 2007 at 11:24 am
37
Out of Conference says:
You’re looking at the skull?!?
June 22nd, 2007 at 11:28 am
38
TideInTx says:
The only way I turn her down is face down, but with that said I agree ,I like my cheesecake curvy and slutty. Dogtown Gator nice Fast Times at Ridgemont High reference.
June 22nd, 2007 at 12:54 pm
39
jebushchrist says:
HOLY SHIT! I looked at that first picture for an hour and just now noticed there was a snake.
June 22nd, 2007 at 1:04 pm
40
DC Trojan says:
AtomicDog @32, I think Frau DC Trojan is under the impression that I’m buying her dinner for our anniversary, so the Mt Pleasant trip may have to be deferred.
June 22nd, 2007 at 1:14 pm
41
sb says:
Jebus @ #39, I agree (read: the only snake I’m interested in is my own).
June 22nd, 2007 at 1:23 pm
42
GamecockTony says:
I’ve been incredibly busy today and my stomach was growling and I couldn’t figure out what was wrong.
I hadn’t had my cheesecake, damnit.
Es buena.
June 22nd, 2007 at 3:16 pm
43
Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
5 on a 10 Cheesecake Scale:
Pretty face and slim bod……but…….
1) Where are the curves?
2) Where are the boobies?
3) Where is the all important roundtastick-rear-end?
4) Has Stranko gone soft? I know I have.
June 22nd, 2007 at 3:27 pm
44
GamecockTony says:
FYI : http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/15274
The lovely Ms. Varela in all her glory.
NSFW
June 22nd, 2007 at 3:32 pm
45
sb says:
Not only in all her curvaceous, hips, leg and butt glory, but in the presence of fly-rods, too! Oh man, give me cheesecake fly-fishing any day! I can see it now “Nude in waders casting a tight loop…”, be still my throbbing, uh, heart!
June 22nd, 2007 at 3:42 pm
46
Allaha says:
This is an educational site: please bring back the map.
Oh, and by the way, if we’re voting, I pick slutty every day of the week (and twice on saturdays).
June 22nd, 2007 at 6:49 pm
47
CLTDawg says:
@ #44
Thanks for finding that one…that definitely moved her score up. She looks much more bunda-tastic in those pics. Nice cans too…
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:28 pm
48
baba oje says:
1) The map needs to come back
2)I propose a better get to know a nation: cheesecake edition – make it happen swindle
3)whoever invented the snake on hot chick should be given a nobel prize. and then shot.
yours and truly – The Baba Oje
June 23rd, 2007 at 9:18 pm