FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: IS IT CHILE IN HERE?
by Stranko on Jun 22, 2007 9:43 AM EDT
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Stranko, it’s very, very nice—she’s slender, nay, almost arty. But when it comes to finding just big ol’ big-assed “dancer” types…have we surpassed the master in this department?
by Orson Swindle on Jun 22, 2007 10:04 AM EDT reply actions
My aim was to find some geographic diversity as we had yet to feature Chile. I’m not ready to admit defeat in the “dancer” type department just yet… but you are a master in your own right. I’ll make sure the next helping as a Botero influence in there just for you.
by Stranko Montana on Jun 22, 2007 10:08 AM EDT reply actions
She would have vastly improved Clay Nation’s make it rain video
by bellefay1 on Jun 22, 2007 10:11 AM EDT reply actions
And the rest of us who are sick and tired of having to read about the EDSBS cheesecake Googlemap say Damn You Stranko. Just re-run an already featured hottie with new pictures we have yet to see, and maybe we won’t have to read that shit.
by fred on Jun 22, 2007 10:14 AM EDT reply actions
This is not a complaint as I love the torte every Friday, but is Miss Chile bunda-challenged or do we not have the proper camera angles?
by Mormon T. Suxorz on Jun 22, 2007 10:19 AM EDT reply actions
is this an appropriate time to yell “This is Sparta!” or should I just apologize for being a dick?
by fred on Jun 22, 2007 10:21 AM EDT reply actions
Off topic. Waaaay off topic, but wrecked Ramblin’ Wreck photos are now available here:
http://georgiasports.blogspot.com/
Damage is a little underwhelming, but it’s a nice visual allegory to the Chan Gailey era.
“Meh. It’ll still start.”
by Rival on Jun 22, 2007 10:22 AM EDT reply actions
Hatred for the Cheesecake Googlemap???? This is puzzling to me. This Cheesecake list is an absolute good. The Cheesecake list is life.
by Stranko Montana on Jun 22, 2007 10:25 AM EDT reply actions
And yes, she is not exactly a bunda model… but a worthy participant nonetheless.
by Stranko Montana on Jun 22, 2007 10:27 AM EDT reply actions
Oh she’s absolutely worthy. Particularly the last pic. Think Bear could show her how to get out of that mudpit?
by Mormon T. Suxorz on Jun 22, 2007 10:41 AM EDT reply actions
Oh, she’s quite attractive. We were just struck by the differences in Stranko’s tastes and ours in cheesecake.
He finds glossy. We find slutty.
by Orson Swindle on Jun 22, 2007 10:43 AM EDT reply actions
(choking, grabbing throat, eyes rolling…)
by Orson Swindle on Jun 22, 2007 10:44 AM EDT reply actions
You say tomato, I say tomato… wait, that doesn’t work in print does it.
by Stranko Montana on Jun 22, 2007 10:45 AM EDT reply actions
Now that is a cheesecake with a level of refinement that could make me learn espanol (again)…no shockingly impressive female bumps, just pure femininity. Thank you Stranko, even if your attempt was solely for geography’s sake.
by sb on Jun 22, 2007 10:56 AM EDT reply actions
Let me be the first to say it — disappointed.
I want flagrant ass in my face, rubbing in up, down, and in circular motions.
None of this ‘met-art’ crap.
Bleh.
by Sir Ginho of the 216 on Jun 22, 2007 11:04 AM EDT reply actions
Who are we to be picky?!? We all know how to make her ass get round, just let her rub the same toilet paper on her ass that our wives/girlfriends use.
Oh wait, honey you’re reading this?!? I meant those guys’ wives and girlfriends, not you….
by Out of Conference on Jun 22, 2007 11:10 AM EDT reply actions
Why, Sir Ginho, your desire could still be provided by our ‘cake o’ the day, although I am not sure she would enjoy your attempt at analingus…she just doesn’t have that sweaty, grunting and grinding look about her, does she?
by sb on Jun 22, 2007 11:12 AM EDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT that first picture just now loaded that’s a fucking GIANT SNAKE mary mother of god that’s hot.
by Holly on Jun 22, 2007 11:27 AM EDT reply actions
Sir Ginho, you probably long for the days of Rikishi Fatu from the WWE. This is definitely fine cheesecake. She also shows that she knows how to handle a python.
Not that any of us would need her capabilities there.
by Southern Papa on Jun 22, 2007 11:27 AM EDT reply actions
All lshapes and sizes, y’all. All shapes and sizes. Although not as ass-tastic as many others, lets not lose sight of the facts: she is a hott ass chica from South America.
I for one, think that she is beautiful while being closer to “normal” than chicks with their tits and ass tricked out to the nth degree {not that I am against that at all}. I would definitely overcome my fear of snakes to be in that first photo.
Anyhow, this was a nice changeup Stranko, and I for one salute you.
And Kleph, Viva El Googlemap mi amigo- never mind the haters, many more love it than hate it, so keep on keepin’ on.
Felez fin de semana, chicos y chicas!
by Kanu on Jun 22, 2007 11:29 AM EDT reply actions
Hey, 99% of African-American and Hispanic men can’t be wrong!
You take your praying mantis-esque females. They’re best served modeling clothes, certainly not a romp in the sack.
Gimme booty.
by Sir Ginho of the 216 on Jun 22, 2007 11:30 AM EDT reply actions
I’m very much enthusiastic about the bunda, but there’s no harm in branching out. Especially since this is an academic issue for me.
by DC Trojan on Jun 22, 2007 11:53 AM EDT reply actions
Yes DC…map nerds unite.
And you still gotta get up to Mt Pleasant on a Friday night for homegrown/imported DC bunda.
by AtomicDog on Jun 22, 2007 11:58 AM EDT reply actions
I like the skinny ladies. But maybe it’s just that any lady with nice, ample bunda will end up outweighing me.
- Rival – "Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it. "
by dogtown gator on Jun 22, 2007 12:00 PM EDT reply actions
Holly – you saying that’s hot… that’s hott….
Hey, any country that can lose a lake… (computer’s having issues… just look it up)
But produce a sweet chica like this is alright by me.
My name is Whitey, and I approve this Cheesecake.
by Whitey on Jun 22, 2007 12:18 PM EDT reply actions
No hating on the cheesecake map. Bring it back!
And despite my booty-loving tendencies, any cheesecake like Leonor is most welcome — especially with the snake.
by Signal to Noise on Jun 22, 2007 12:22 PM EDT reply actions
What’s up with the rhinestone Punisher skull on the mirror?
by SmoothJimmyApollo on Jun 22, 2007 12:24 PM EDT reply actions
The only way I turn her down is face down, but with that said I agree ,I like my cheesecake curvy and slutty. Dogtown Gator nice Fast Times at Ridgemont High reference.
by TideInTx on Jun 22, 2007 1:54 PM EDT reply actions
HOLY SHIT! I looked at that first picture for an hour and just now noticed there was a snake.
by jebushchrist on Jun 22, 2007 2:04 PM EDT reply actions
AtomicDog @32, I think Frau DC Trojan is under the impression that I’m buying her dinner for our anniversary, so the Mt Pleasant trip may have to be deferred.
by DC Trojan on Jun 22, 2007 2:14 PM EDT reply actions
Jebus @ #39, I agree (read: the only snake I’m interested in is my own).
by sb on Jun 22, 2007 2:23 PM EDT reply actions
I’ve been incredibly busy today and my stomach was growling and I couldn’t figure out what was wrong.
I hadn’t had my cheesecake, damnit.
Es buena.
by GamecockTony on Jun 22, 2007 4:16 PM EDT reply actions
5 on a 10 Cheesecake Scale:
Pretty face and slim bod……but…….
1) Where are the curves?
2) Where are the boobies?
3) Where is the all important roundtastick-rear-end?
4) Has Stranko gone soft? I know I have.
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Jun 22, 2007 4:27 PM EDT reply actions
FYI : http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/15274
The lovely Ms. Varela in all her glory.
NSFW
by GamecockTony on Jun 22, 2007 4:32 PM EDT reply actions
Not only in all her curvaceous, hips, leg and butt glory, but in the presence of fly-rods, too! Oh man, give me cheesecake fly-fishing any day! I can see it now “Nude in waders casting a tight loop…”, be still my throbbing, uh, heart!
by sb on Jun 22, 2007 4:42 PM EDT reply actions
This is an educational site: please bring back the map.
Oh, and by the way, if we’re voting, I pick slutty every day of the week (and twice on saturdays).
by Allaha on Jun 22, 2007 7:49 PM EDT reply actions
@ #44
Thanks for finding that one…that definitely moved her score up. She looks much more bunda-tastic in those pics. Nice cans too…
by CLTDawg on Jun 22, 2007 10:28 PM EDT reply actions
1) The map needs to come back
2)I propose a better get to know a nation: cheesecake edition – make it happen swindle
3)whoever invented the snake on hot chick should be given a nobel prize. and then shot.
yours and truly – The Baba Oje
by baba oje on Jun 23, 2007 10:18 PM EDT reply actions
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