We don’t agree with Clay Travis of CBS Sportsline on everything–after all, he thinks Florida girls have fat arms, which is so grossly untrue we regard argument on this point as comparable to arguing with those people who still think the earth is “round.” Florida has 694,000 students. There’s bound to be some observed arm flab, along with smoking hot bitches that blow your pants off your body when you walk by.

What we likely both agree on is that Clay Travis–and his Red Bull Flugtag entry, Makin’ It Rain–are destined for greatness this weekend. If you don’t believe us, watch Clay and company warm up by literally making it rain on them literal hoes.

We’ve really only learned one solid fact writing this blog: attorneys clearly have too much time on their hands.