CLAYNATION: MAKIN' IT RAIN.

Well this is fan-fuckin-tastic. I guess the ole employer finally decided to block the Youtubes today. My daily productivity has taken an unforseen turn…and now doubled.

Damn the man.

Big ups to Clay. I hope he took his wife’s advice and froze some sperm.

he’s like an endomorphic Peter Parker.

Orson, its not that attorneys have too much time on their hands, its that their very livelihood requires them to keep their fingers on the pulse of society at large…to ensure they have a full understanding of what the “great unwashed” are thinking and feeling in order to provide the best available representation to said “unwashed”.

If thats not it, then, yeah, too much time. After all, here I am at frickin’ 9:07 am and I’ve already made my money for the day. Now what?

Oh, and Clay’s stack o’ ones wouldn’t buy even one of those ’hoes at the Depot. Man, his mom sure looked exasperated.

I’m convinced that without bored lawyers there would be no sports blogosphere.

Dont sell yourself short, DevilGrad, youre a tremendous slouch.

So this is the Mrs. Travis that pointed out the hot chicks to Clay at South Carolina during his ClayNation tour of the SEC rfootball games. I’m intrigued, Mrs. Travis, welcome to FleshNation.

I think the rashguard seals the deal on this video. Nice work.

I’m kind of broke lately, I’ll settle for making it hail with my change.

#4, you bet…I mean someone’s got to be bored…I didn’t waste three years in lawschool for nothin’!

Not a big fan of Clay’s, but holy shit that was funny.

Pacman Jones is intrigued by Clay’s views and wishes to subscribe to his newsletter.

Clay’s positive energy serves to counter Dodd’s negative energy, making CBS Sportsline one big neutral force.

One year til I’m a bored lawyer, hooray

I knew I should have gone to law school.

I’m just glad that Clay’s dad is very supportive of Clay’s desire to make it rain. Also, I really liked the decision to get hoes and a gigantic pink lollipop.

I can’t understand anyone not getting it – much less his mom – ClayNation is making it rain.

Rainmaking/boredom timeline:
1. law school, three years, no boredom;
2. slavery in law firm, two to seven years, no boredom;
3. a. partnership (rainmaking ability), decades and opportunity to be bored…or…b. continued slavery (non-rainmaking ability) and desire/necessity for other forms of occupation (golf pro, rock star, techie entrepreneur, etc.), no boredom.

(My) logic ties me up and rapes me…

As your attorney, I suggest you make it rain on them hoes.

Clay is merely demonstrating Miami’s recruiting technique.

I believe Clay is what Percy Harvin would refer to as, “My lawya, Clay!”

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2900

I assume from the horrifying whiteness of his pelvic thrusts that we probably won’t have to worry about him procreating any time soon. Give that guy an honorary Notre Dame business degree!

#16, can’t one get arrested for that? And advising your client to perform an illegal act may provide you with a “’hoe lotta trubba…”. Sorry, I am indeed one bored lawya.

Martini time approacheth.

Honky Lips.

1. Nice Police reference there SB.

I just got to watch that band the other night from a luxury box at the Anaheim pond with a model and lots of mai-tais. It was a very very good night.