Comments on: CATCHING UP: KENNY IRONS, MIDGET LOVER.

By: John in Hsv

John in Hsv — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 16:55:39 +0000

That’s not toilet paper hanging in that tree. Those are Sociology degrees.

That Kenny. He’s just so AUsome.

By: blazin

blazin — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 15:00:10 +0000

This is exactly the type of story that an actual college football season could over-shadow and thus be lost in the traffic. Thank you for conveying college football in it’s purest ‘essence’ even if it means that midget might have to self induce vomiting .

By: Katy

Katy — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 14:53:18 +0000

#41 – Holy God. Wow.

We always referred to Kenny as “Skittles,” since CLEARLY candy is the most important thing in the world to him.

By: JoesDeliGatorTail

JoesDeliGatorTail — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 14:29:21 +0000

#41- Game, set and match to you sir. Orson this entire article is outstanding.

By: Doug

Doug — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:59:46 +0000

#41 wins the thread. Well met, sir.

By: Etch Westgrin

Etch Westgrin — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:31:18 +0000

I’m surprised Terry Bowden agreed to travel in his luggage.

By: KT

KT — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 01:17:29 +0000

First off….War Eagle.

Secondly….how much of a dick can a midget suck?

Now a drawf on the other hand….??

By: Sam

Sam — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 23:48:18 +0000

And when, pray tell, will the EDSBS Store be updated with a T-shirt that will allow me to proudly display my respect for Mssr. Irons by sharing his latest bon mot with the world?

By: BamaCPA

BamaCPA — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 22:37:03 +0000

Get ready, Greater Cincinnati Mensa Club, you’ve got another Barner alum on the way !

By: LD

LD — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 22:22:32 +0000

Aerobab…

So if the blocking player catches it, it’s legal (but there’s still the question as to whether he can kneel for a touchback or if that would be a safety). 9-4-1(vii)

If the blocking player bats it and doesn’t catch it, it’s either a safety (ball out of bounds or recovered by blocking team), a TD (ball recovered in end zone by kicking team) or the result of the play (ball recovered by either team out of the end zone can be kicking team’s ball + half the distance, in lieu of a safety at kicking team’s option). 9-4-1 (i-iv)

Do I have it right now?

By: Mike P.

Mike P. — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 22:10:45 +0000

Much like Manny Ramirez, we here in Alabama just say,” That’s Kenny being Kenny.”

By: yoyofutbawl

yoyofutbawl — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 21:43:49 +0000

Undoubtedly majored in Sociology.

By: jebushchrist

jebushchrist — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 21:43:29 +0000

The only thing in this world that I fear are the midgets.

By: HFS

HFS — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 21:21:55 +0000

Damn, he’s funny. I hope he keeps up those great interviews.

Even though it was a joke, for my own sanity I am assuming that he’s talking about a female midget. (Possibly with a flat head, but that’s another discussion.)

By: MCab

MCab — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 21:21:17 +0000

Re: Endzone/banana story

Tell me this doesn’t deserve some sort of t-shirt, like “we’re gonna make a sandwich out of your banana!”