Hang the copy editor! In an article about the difficulties of ever scheduling the currently defunct Pitt/Penn State series again, a copy editor phones it in, but not from a land line, and most definitely not from a crystal clear VOIP connection. Think derelict satellite phone transmission from Mauritania-level phone in:


Copy editor not optimisitc about chances of keeping current job.

The game, according to Paterno, has little chance of fitting into the economics of a 12 game season, meaning they don’t want to lose guaranteed home games and the attendant wash of ticket money that comes with cupcake beatdowns in front of applauding, bloodthirsty crowds. Pitt and Penn State have played 96 times in total, but not once since 2000.

College football: the only sport where more games means less actual competition!