Comments on: THE RULES, 2007, PER MESSRS. BEAN AND SWINDLE

By: CLTDawg

CLTDawg — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 00:19:59 +0000

I take one Steven O Spurrier – a load that should have been swallowed. That jerk off pwn3d us for years – and may still yet again.

And about the Richt “thing” – just a pissed off Tech nerd that knows they will never beat us as long as he is our coach.

By: John

John — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 21:17:13 +0000

Ill take a immediate no questions asked acceptance of Lllllllloyd Carr as my Hate Coach.

Id pick Bo….but….well…Carr is actually the coach. ah hell…fuck em both.

By: Flop

Flop — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 18:17:53 +0000

Tressel. For all the reasons Jebus mentioned. Grr.

By: Raider Red

Raider Red — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 17:50:41 +0000

I can’t believe Mack Brown (aka Sherriff Rosco, Butterteeth, King Trapdoor, Mac3) lasted this long. My Schadenfreude knows no bounds when the Longhorns lose…it’s so wonderful to see someone put their hand on the back of his neck* for a change.

* A most condescending form of the postgame handshake. It says, “My what a feisty little team you’ve got. A pity we had to smoke you by 4 TDs.”

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 17:41:10 +0000

#115, I believe they’re having an off-site meeting today in order to make a decision. They have a lot of material either way.

By: Jon hates Russian spammers and UofA

Jon hates Russian spammers and UofA — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 14:24:17 +0000

Will UCLA fans pick Pete Carroll or Karl Dorrell?

By: Herb

Herb — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 13:26:57 +0000

I’d like to say Callahan for what he’s done to the option at Nebraska, but that would mean agreeing with a Carolina fan (and I hope Harrison Beck turns out better for us than Joe Dailey did for UNC).

I’m going to have to go with Fulmer, since I actually like UT, but can’t stand him. I can still indirectly hate on Bobby Bowden by hating on Free Shoes University.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:02:28 +0000

I’m running a little late to this party, but re: rule 15… I just don’t think it’s possible. I can see picking one season-long target, and then having a “Schrute-bag of the week” coaching award following the weekend’s games for someone who gave your main target a run for their money. Sort of like Huggy Low-Down’s “Bama of the week,” for those of you in the DC area…

By: Andy

Andy — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:46:35 +0000

Urban Meyer.

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:07:01 +0000

#96 I claimed him at #56, but thanks for the support

By: Erik

Erik — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:04:47 +0000

Am I allowed to hate the entire Family Stoops?

By: Corn Nation

Corn Nation — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 02:35:27 +0000

Dan Hawkins!

Wait. How the hell you going to limit it to one coach only? That sucks.

and rules? You’re giving yourself rules? Did Orin Hatch come by your house recently? Wtf?

By: Digital Headbutt

Digital Headbutt — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 02:32:26 +0000

I also refuse to participate in conference wars, if for no other reason than that my conference (the ACC) would get its ass kicked.

And as for a coach to hate, I’ll go with Bill Callahan. I never really liked Nebraska (who gave my team the incomparable Joe Dailey), and his hiring rendered the classic option offense extinct in major college football.

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 01:14:32 +0000

And, where, pray-tell, are the Razorbacks declaring hatred for their own coach? This whole draft thing is not complete until some guy with a great username (Hello SwineonYouCrazyDiamond) declares his total hatred for the Cracked Nutt.

By: NewAZTiger

NewAZTiger — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 01:11:25 +0000

#27 – you’re being really unfair in that equation. When you multiply anything by zero you get zero.

Saban vs Cheatypants McSweatervest: It’s clear that a Sweatervest garnishes more hate than a 4 million dollar man wearing sansabelt pants, the same suit to everything, and as a bonus, is shorter thanTerry Bowden. Oh, and he has that butt-haircut to boot.

However, I won’t take the easy road with 5aban. I’m going to think about Mike Stoops and Ty Willingham for my 15 minutes, and at the last second probably declare my hate for Gene Chizik. Fuck them Cyclones, Bitches.