VOTE FOR GENIUS. VOTE FOR SMQ

by Orson on Jun 18, 2007 12:19 AM EDT

If you're still awake--haven't you heard of scotch?--go vote for SMQ over on the Hot Bloggers bracket. We don't even care who he's up against--his picture has him with a girl on either arm looking like some long-lost member of Oasis just prior to their death by suffocation under a pile of models and cocaine.

That alone should win your vote, if his fucking brilliant writing and NCAA record in the men's 400m hurdles didn't do the trick. Go. Vote.

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Aviators AND a Vancleave shirt (in addition to the girls)? Too bad the polling’s already closed.

by jakldawg on Jun 18, 2007 9:53 AM EDT reply actions

You know how I know you are gay? Because you participate in beauty contests.

by oc phil on Jun 18, 2007 3:39 PM EDT reply actions

If he ran the 400 lows and is truly a genius, then I can’t vote for him. My ‘name’ says that I vote for the worst.

by Kakistocrat on Jun 18, 2007 5:00 PM EDT reply actions

And I thought I coined the word kakistocrat. Damn. It’s not even in my dictionary, but I googled it and there are a bunch of places that have used the word. It’s in UrbanDictionary and there’s even a blog with the name.

by Kakistocrat on Jun 18, 2007 6:57 PM EDT reply actions