If you’re still awake–haven’t you heard of scotch?–go vote for SMQ over on the Hot Bloggers bracket. We don’t even care who he’s up against–his picture has him with a girl on either arm looking like some long-lost member of Oasis just prior to their death by suffocation under a pile of models and cocaine.

That alone should win your vote, if his fucking brilliant writing and NCAA record in the men’s 400m hurdles didn’t do the trick. Go. Vote.