XAVIER LEE PUSHIN' ALL THE LIMIT PUSHIN' HE CAN.

by Orson on Jun 14, 2007 7:57 AM EDT

We know Jimbo Fisher's rebuilding the FSU offense, and that that has a shocking consensus building up that FSU's going to return to dominance in the ACC, and that worse still, if you don't think this then you--E-fucking-gads!--agree with dissenter Dennis Dodd, as SMQ pointed out yesterday.

FSU's former wunderkind turned interception donor Xavier Lee is one of the big reclamation projects on the docket for Fisher, who must be really pushing Lee to the limit. Because there's an awful lot of limit pushing going on for Lee down in Tallahassee. As in the limits being pushed, and limitizing of pushable limitness.

On offseason conditioning:

It's going well. Everyone is pushing themselves to the limit. I think everyone is doing a good job of interacting with the guys and pushing it to the limit.

On his improved work ethic:

It's definitely sunk in. I'm just trying to focus a lot more and work a lot harder personally to just push my self to the limit.

Limitpushpushlimiting. I'm pushing limitations to their unpushable limitness. The limiltess pushing of my limitations has pushified limitosity to the pushacious limittasticness of my limiting. Put simply: I'm pushing limits.

Or, as reader Miguel suggests, perhaps Miguel's been finding inspiration bumping his speakers to a little Corbin Bleu:

And now thanks to Miguel, this is all we'll hear whenever Xavier Lee takes the field this fall. And for that, we thank you, because he's in it, in it, to win it, win it!

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I’m glad that somebody’s limits are being pushed to the limit of pushness; because mine sure as shit aren’t.

On second thought, maybe mine are, as I sit here on my ass and type at a fucking computer all the damned long day. Perhaps my limit is just lower than X’s?

by Aerobab on Jun 14, 2007 8:20 AM EDT reply actions

THREADJACK!

Looks like Montana has entered the FC in the most serious way…gunz-a-blazin…with a person as the target.

by Aerobab on Jun 14, 2007 8:49 AM EDT reply actions

First actual award of “RIVERSIDE, MOTHERFUCKER!” points?

I guess we know who this year’s Delaware is.

by DevilGrad on Jun 14, 2007 9:22 AM EDT reply actions

That’s just a case of Fulmer Cup envy of Montana St.

by Herb on Jun 14, 2007 9:30 AM EDT reply actions

um, so I think it may be Xavier that is finding the inspiration as miguel suggests, rather than miguel?

You know that the UGA recruitniks were upset when he went with FSU instead of us… Sometimes thinks work out

by Jonathan on Jun 14, 2007 9:32 AM EDT reply actions

We definitely need an FSU/Scarface montage now, with bonus points for anyone who can find clips of the Criminoles pushing yay and laughing over the phone with South American druglords.

by BC Eagle on Jun 14, 2007 9:48 AM EDT reply actions

I’m about as far from being an FSU fan as it gets, but I think they have a great shot at winning the ACC this year. It isn’t so much a case of Jimbo Fisher being great as it is one of him being greater than Jeff Bowden.

Remember: even 0 is greater than -1.

by PW on Jun 14, 2007 10:00 AM EDT reply actions

apparently this interview was pushin’ Xavier’s dictionality to the limit…

by rjsplow on Jun 14, 2007 10:04 AM EDT reply actions

Speaking of Dennis Dodd, did anyone read his column on the poor hispanic kid who “just really needs” a scholarship from OSU this year. He’s entering his 7th scholarship-less year and won’t play D-2 to get one, but this dipshit Dodd makes you feel like he deserves one. I actually only skimmed the article so someone correct me if I’m wrong…but isn’t this absurd?

by Cardiac Kids on Jun 14, 2007 10:06 AM EDT reply actions

I’d like to curse Xavier Lee’s limited vocabulary for planting that God-awful Eagles song in my head this morning. I’m going to have to dig up Mojo Nixon’s “Don Henley Must Die” to purge my brain.

by DevilGrad on Jun 14, 2007 10:10 AM EDT reply actions

everybody to the limit…everybody to the limit

by now_a_hoo on Jun 14, 2007 10:18 AM EDT reply actions

Ah yes, Xavier Lee. Oustanding high school QB(I got to see him make some amazing plays), not so much at the D-I level. Yet, at least.

And what’s up with that ghey boybandish video? For limit pushing I expected to see something along the lines of Rick Ross’s “Push It”. Though, since it is FSU maybe that first video suits them better.

by BDoc on Jun 14, 2007 10:22 AM EDT reply actions

No way we’re giving FSU Rick Ross. He rhymed the word “two” like seven thousand times in a row in “Hustlin’” That kind of 305 genius only roots for the ’Canes.

by Orson Swindle on Jun 14, 2007 10:25 AM EDT reply actions

Sorry, BC Eagle, FSU mysteriously went on some Fulmer Cup hiatus. Not to say AJ Nicholson ain’t tearing up police blotter in the NFL, but I blame that on the Bengals.

by Halleck T. on Jun 14, 2007 10:42 AM EDT reply actions

This would have been the perfect time to bust out Strongbad’s “Everybody to the Limit”

by CFB Authority on Jun 14, 2007 10:49 AM EDT reply actions

Fuck it. I’ll admit it: 1. I’m miguel. and 2. When I “Push It To the Limit”, I “Push It To The Limit” Corbin Bleu style. Not a damn thing wrong with that.

What? You think Jeffie Bowden ever thought of pushing Chris Rix to the limit? Not a chance.

by dogtown gator on Jun 14, 2007 12:07 PM EDT reply actions