VEGAS! THE FEAR KICKS IN
We’ll be in Vegas for Cuddles Swindle’s wedding. It’ll all be good fun ’til the fear kicks in…and that’s when the learning begins. But checkin should be fuuuuuuuuun.
Stranko will be along with the cheesecake at 10, but other than that, we’ll be out today and here with light posting on Monday. In case you wonder what the perfect wedding gift for a young couple getting hitched in Las Vegas is, the answer is perfectly clear to us: a reasonably priced hooker, of course. At least that’s what Cuddles and the soon-to-be Madame Cuddles are getting whether they like it or not.
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I just got back from doing a Vegas trip over Memorial Day weekend.
My first time back in the Excalibur since the year it opened.
They now boast the best sportsbook on the Strip, imo.
My brother did his wedding in Vegas last July in Caesar’s largest wedding chapel; the big advantage is that they do hunreds of thousands of weddings a year, so there isn’t anything they aren’t prepared for.
I now recommend people do their wedding in Vegas for this simple reason.
Besides, where else can the groom stumble drunk into his room at 3 am, the bride be gambling (and winning) until 4 am, and the best man out playing craps until 6 am, all on the wedding day?
Comment by Beergut — June 9, 2007 @ 3:10 pm
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Just remember there is nothing more pathetic than a man on an ether binge.
Comment by Go Blue, Eh! — June 8, 2007 @ 10:37 pm
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The Bill Murray version was better.
Lizards!!!
Comment by bitterhorn — June 8, 2007 @ 8:11 pm
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I haven’t really tried The Opposite yet. But i’m thinking of trying another Costanza tactic and writing down points of conversation before I talk to a girl on the phone. Even if I’m not nervous, there are still awkward pauses, and shameful as it may be, I’m willing to try it. No conversations about toilet paper or manure, though.
Comment by Kakistocrat — June 8, 2007 @ 4:47 pm
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Kyle, you seem too levelheaded to be a George. And also too regularly employed.
Comment by rob — June 8, 2007 @ 3:29 pm
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Do you tan nicely Holly? I imagine some time by the pool has to be shoehorned in to this Vegas trip.
Comment by Wooderson — June 8, 2007 @ 3:25 pm