FULMER CUPDATE: PENN STATE PILES IT ON

http://www.dailymail.com/story/News/2007060513/WVU-starting-safety-and-ex-running-back-arrested-in-Morgantown

I’ll update both in the scoreboard once Andrews gets his points.

I still don’t understand if someone’s “legally drunk,” then why do they get arrested? Shouldn’t it be “illegally drunk?”

Bahr Bryant won 3 national championships with a higher BAC.

No wonder Joe Pa keeps getting snubbed at the end of his perfect seasons.

I think it all comes down to the fact that either way someone is fckin’ drunk…legal or illegal just doesn’t make a difference.

“..guzzling whole buckets of moonshine earlier in the evening, after which he moved on to whatever industrial solvents were in the garage.”

Add in a couple of flaming sofas and you have yourself a nice little Thursday night in Morgantown.

“…crabs, men, water, repeat.”

Sounds like a weekend in Baton Rouge. Zing!

.126 is a substantial BAC? Thats just run of the mill drunk.

This is probably a rhetorical question aimed a the internet-at-large, but has anyone photoshopped that Lohan photo? It’s just begging for some anatomical additions.

Hey, SEC! You can have your stinking National Championships, your sunshine, and your honey-accented babes. What’s the social relevance of that anyway? We are The Big 10, the Fulmer Cup is ours, and you can suck on that.

Gotta go with SVUFan on this one at .126 I’m still doing Finite Geometric Series with ease. Anyone that stops at that level isn’t trying hard enough.

Ever tried the “Deadliest Catch” drinking game. Everyone picks a boat, Every time that boat is shown you take a drink. If that boat has a catch of over 50 crabs you finish your drink. Everyone drinks when the word “Greenhorn” is mentioned. If your boat has a breakdown or has a man overboard you have to drink 2 beers. If someone from your boat gets bleeped the person to your left takes a drink. If the wife/girlfriend of the skipper shows up you get to choose someone that has to finish their drink.

1. Jebus, Florida is stil l in the game, and judging by the ease in which they destroy Big-10(can’t count) after allowing an early glimmer of hope, I’d hold off on your premature celebration. You may hurt your ankle.

Heath…Excellent on the Deadliest catch drinking game, it is similiar to CSI: Miami drinking game.

Dead prostitute, take one sip
Hispanic drug dealer, take a sip
Models by the pool, finish your drink
Cleavage shot of the coroner chick, all women drink
Horatio does a monologue – dudes drink
X tabs in a club – take a sip
Someone comes into the station for questioning, waterfall during the interrogation. (about 3 per episode)
They drive somewhere in the H2 cop car – take a drink
Horatio lament’s his brother’s death – finish your drink.

…and so on.

Interesting Penn State and Florida both add 2 points to their Fulmer Cup total, yet Penn State gets the full page ad while Florida’s points get mentioned in the “Notes” section of the Scoreboard. Bet you didn’t think we were fast enough to catch that one huh…lol.

I am completely sold that there is something more to this Fulmer Cup thingy…Ohio State has only 2 points…yet we are also the lone Big Ten team that can’t beat an SEC team…almost all other Big Ten teams (wisconsin, penn state, iowa, michigan, michigan state, and minnesota) have meanful wins over good SEC teams….in the last decade. In fact, Ohio State is the boat anchor in the Big Ten vs. SEC rivalry…If we were to hold our weight there would be absolutely no argument.

We need to take the Fulmer Cup before we can expect to beat an SEC team…It’s that simple…

And guess who else is in that same category? ND.

But wait…the damn Pac10 and Big12…USC beats down the SEC every chance they get and Nebraska has a long history of opening up a can on the SEC…neither of them have any FC points to speak of…

There goes that theory…we just suck. Go Cavs!

WVU re-enters the Cup by showing the gift of Gwaltney that keeps on giving.

http://pinfallmarks.blogspot.com/2007/06/fulmer-cup-action.html

Even more baffling…Ohio State has dominated most of those teams listed as having meaningful wins over SEC teams in bowl games…I mean only 2 teams in the entire country have fewer losses than tOSU in the last 5 years…USC and Texas. I guess it could be the sins of the father being passed down from the Civil War days; thanks William Tecumseh Sherman…Ohio is forever cursed against the SEC…lol.

Orson is in denial, but this is a Penn State blog.

We all know that when he types “crabs, men, water, repeat” – he really means “catfish, Morelli, styrofoam, scream”.

you can add Troy to the list. A running back projected to be a starter this fall was arrested when he was pulled over in a routine traffic stop and after a search of the vehicle the cops found 34 hits of ecstasy…

http://www.dothaneagle.com/gulfcoasteast/dea/sports.apx.-content-articles-DEA-2007-06-04-0008.html

Heath – what’s the punishment for the know-it-all asswipe that tells his wife that opilio crab are snow crab on every episode during opilio season? Just curious so I know how much to drink because the rules are the rules for fuck’s sake!

Orson – you have to get Sig on your EDSBS Live show!

Brian: add-in one sip for every time Horatio takes off or puts on his sunglasses, and you got yourself a game.

Yeah, .126 is not that high. Seriously.

Of course, the person in question probably weighs around 250 lbs. so he put away much more than the normal human being.

But, in the great state of NC, if you blow over a .15, you have to have a breathalyzer installed in your vehicle.

So, as the above denotes, .126 is not, THAT MUCH.

Drunk, but not running down the streets naked and picking fights with the homeless drunk.

As a prosecutor, I’ll verify that .126 ain’t much. Record I’ve seen was .369 (and she was still walking just fine). Record in my office is .414. And I’ve seen tape of an undergrad blowing a .25 but doing all of the physical tests near perfect. But, hey, he’s an undergrad, and if you ain’t got tolerance at that point in your life, you ain’t got a life.

So go Penn State and Purdue and make the Big 11 proud!! Gotta excel at something, other than laying down for helmetless Gators.

Please. My BAC is over .126 right now, and I’ve got a job interview later. Amateurs.

does anyone remember when Lohan was hot? first thing that popped into my head when I saw the picture.

#22: MEAN GIRLS

Katy, you sound like my kind of employee. Good luck.

William Tecumseh Sherman has SEC ties himself: he was superintendent of LSU.

1. NewAZTiger, I may be premature in my “celebrations” but lets skip the personal attacks and stick to the facts. The Big 10 owns the SEC when it comes to drinkin, fuckin, and fightin. You guys go ahead and compile a few more National Championships and we’ll handle the heavy lifting with the important stuff.

Players drinkin before the game, fuckin’ up the contest, and fighting mad after you lose.

Yep, you got us there.

BTW, I’m a Pope.

Go Discordian or go Home.

Bode Miller would approve.

#24, I was thinkin’ the same…now she is apparently a hag that cleans up well, all before she hits her first quarter century…man, that serial rehab bit must be hard on a body.