EDSBS HOF COMMENTS: HAYSTACKS.

by Orson on Jun 5, 2007 1:53 PM EDT

A couple of days ago post 3440 and the West Virginia-themed rap song it's written around found its way into the hands of its makers, or at least fans of its makers. They were, on the whole, not real happy with what they found in the comments.

To review: the video...

...and a sampling of the comments:

the comments of each of you putting down and discrediting this song are not only ignorant but lacking in rationality. ive heard just a few reasonings behind the negativity being displayed by you naysayers. First and foremost you bash the song because of the fact that you hold stereotypical views of West Virginia as a state...

he says reconz and trailer park hustlers, in reference to local legends 304 reconz and 6′6 240…haters can eat a dick…

All fine comments. But we break out the big type for what may be the greatest single comment in the entire, 58 year history of this blog, typed here by da Fat Mac.

WEST VIRGINIA I LOVE THESE MOUNTAINSSS

SO WHAT……I DRINK DA BEAST AND FUCK FAT BITCHES IN HAY STACKS. WV IS THE SHITTTTT

We all, sir, are fucking fat bitches in hay stacks thanks to you. Salut! The commenter appears to be one of the guys who made the song, which immediately puts him in the front of the pack in the contest to make the EDSBS theme song.

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" . . . you hold stereotypical views of West Virginia as a state."

None of which are grounded in reality. Nope. No way. No sirree, Bob.

It would explain a lot if we learn that Subcom Wayne’ grandparents moved north up US 23.

by DevilGrad on Jun 5, 2007 1:59 PM EDT reply actions

“I just wanna see my state on the map”

Well played, West Virginina, well played.

But If we give you a map, are you going to be able to find it?

by Wooderson on Jun 5, 2007 2:22 PM EDT reply actions

What happens when the fans and family of John Denver get their hands on that post? Wonder how they’d feel.

Haystacks, Mountaineers, Haystacks!

by Kenny on Jun 5, 2007 2:33 PM EDT reply actions

I also think some of them are hatters.

by Holly on Jun 5, 2007 2:41 PM EDT reply actions

SO WHAT……I DRINK DA BEAST AND FUCK FAT BITCHES IN HAY STACKS. WV IS THE SHITTTTT

The Beast, bitches, and hay stacks make it good. The additional T’s on the end make it a classic.
Well played, da Fat Mac.

by jebushchrist on Jun 5, 2007 2:42 PM EDT reply actions

I smell a few new wardrobe additions to the EDSBS Store coming soon.

by Geaux Irish on Jun 5, 2007 3:06 PM EDT reply actions

This song is already the EDSBS theme song O. It is the best video/highlight reel/song combo ever. If some readers don’t like it than they need to re-think things.

Holy shit balls do I love SS, PW and that WVU offense.

Major, major man crush.

by Odell 51 on Jun 5, 2007 3:12 PM EDT reply actions

You mean to tell me that Appalachian State’s Hot Hot Hot is not the EDSBS theme?

by Nick on Jun 5, 2007 3:59 PM EDT reply actions

I am glad we live in a world which enables one to drink da beast, fuck fat bitches in haystacks and find the shittttt in wv. It is good to find a purpose in life, and once found to make it your own. God bless ’em.

by sb on Jun 5, 2007 4:49 PM EDT reply actions

Shaking his head in embarrassment of his home state

Hey, look…….over there! Isn’t that Houston Nutt hiring a news reporter to be the new OC for Arkansas?!?!

by Paco on Jun 5, 2007 5:12 PM EDT reply actions

RE: Stereotypes. Here’s a point on which I like to evangelize…

The saying is, “You can’t judge a book by its cover,” but it really should be “You can’t always judge a book by its cover.”

Because usually you can. Just not always.

by panhandler on Jun 5, 2007 5:13 PM EDT reply actions

- note the words – “best video/highlight reel/song combo ever.”

IMHO, the EDSBS theme song is still the famous ode to Coach O by Chris Vernon (http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2634).

by SierraSpartan on Jun 5, 2007 7:30 PM EDT reply actions

I still always imagine the EDSBS theme song as the Lee Corso Slo Jam. Even Beano Cook approves.

by Dan on Jun 5, 2007 10:33 PM EDT reply actions

#11, Panhandler, the truth of your comment is burning my eyes…

by sb on Jun 6, 2007 9:14 AM EDT reply actions

I wonder how many on here have actulally been or spent any time in WVA. I have, and trust me, I am not defending the state against any of the comments on here. I have never fucked a fat bitch in a hay stack, but it doesn’t supprise me. They’re onlt stereotypes if they’re not true.

by ctgarric on Jun 6, 2007 1:25 PM EDT reply actions