Everyday Should Be Saturday

June 5, 2007

EDSBS LIVE! THE NOTRE DAME SHOW.

Click here to join the show!

What: EDSBS LIVE online radio Click that or the banner thingy to your right to listen…because Peter Bean is back, Ragin Cajun Rebel is back in the mob where he does his thing, and because tonight we will be discussing one of the greatest questions in the world: Does Notre Dame exist?

Where: At NowLive, where you can chat with each other and the show hosts throughout the broadcast in the online forum (which remains damn lively–last week one commenter who shall remain nameless but is named Holly from Ladies… called an intruder on the board a cunt. Don’t mess with the parallelogram, y’all.)

To phone in to the show, just call (310) 984-7600.

What: Tonight’s special guests are…Jay from Blue-Gray Sky and Brian Cook from MGoBlog and the Fanhouse. They will face each other in a Lincoln-Douglas Style Debate on the topic: Does Notre Dame exist, and should we care? For two Sun Belt football fans raised on Texas and Florida, this remains a very legitimate question.

Four Questions: As always, our four questions for the night.

1. 1. ND–do you care? Simple enough–do you care about Notre Dame, ESPN and media borgs be damned?

2. Is the grief ND fans endure proportional to the crimes? We think not, especially given all the unwanted attention they receive when things turn turdulent in South Bend (ex: media hailstorm in 2004/05 surrounding Willingham, Weis, Meyer, etc.)

3. What do you like about ND? If anything? The hellacious student section. If the entire stadium were filled with fans doing what they do, they’d have to make the supports of the superstructure out of Nerf.

4.Would you sleep with a leprechaun? A better question would be “Have we slept with a leprechaun?” Silence defines us here.

See you tonight.



Filed under: Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Notre Dame, clergy fight!, edsbs socializin', media whoring, your prized overrated quarterback  by Orson Swindle

EDSBS HOF COMMENTS: HAYSTACKS.

A couple of days ago post 3440 and the West Virginia-themed rap song it’s written around found its way into the hands of its makers, or at least fans of its makers. They were, on the whole, not real happy with what they found in the comments.

To review: the video…

…and a sampling of the comments:

the comments of each of you putting down and discrediting this song are not only ignorant but lacking in rationality. ive heard just a few reasonings behind the negativity being displayed by you naysayers. First and foremost you bash the song because of the fact that you hold stereotypical views of West Virginia as a state…

he says reconz and trailer park hustlers, in reference to local legends 304 reconz and 6′6 240…haters can eat a dick…

All fine comments. But we break out the big type for what may be the greatest single comment in the entire, 58 year history of this blog, typed here by da Fat Mac.

WEST VIRGINIA I LOVE THESE MOUNTAINSSS

SO WHAT……I DRINK DA BEAST AND FUCK FAT BITCHES IN HAY STACKS. WV IS THE SHITTTTT

We all, sir, are fucking fat bitches in hay stacks thanks to you. Salut! The commenter appears to be one of the guys who made the song, which immediately puts him in the front of the pack in the contest to make the EDSBS theme song.



Filed under: Big East Conference, Blog Buddies, College football, platinum--all platinum, west f'n virginia  by Orson Swindle

PHIL STEELE PREVIEW: BULLISH ON BULLS

Okay, in hot hand we have Phil Steele, and it is the usual beastly trove of data, info, acronyms, and VHT analysis you’ve come to expect from the guide. As the Cryptonomicon of college football, it has no rival in terms of scope, depth, and ability to cause ligament tears in your corneas with its tiny, tiny, eyescorching print.


It’s here to teach you, Dave.

You should go out and buy it, since we can only summarize a fingernail’s worth of the info contained inside. But in order to entice you, we’ll give a few general bullish Steele trends Phil limns in this year’s edition of the magazine we’ll have to buy three times since we wear it out before the season even starts.

Phil’s bullish on…

Florida State, grande. Citing the misused talent on the offensive side of the ball, the combo offensive coaching upgrade of Jimbo Fisher and Rick Trickett, and the return of Chesty Amato to Tallahassee. (more…)



Filed under: Atlantic Coast Conference, Big 10 Conference, Big 12 Conference, Big East Conference, Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Southeastern Conference  by Orson Swindle

FULMER CUPDATE: PENN STATE PILES IT ON

As Penn State’s football team cleans the bleachers after football games, keep an eye on backup fullback Dan Lawlor: he may be the one sniffing discarded soft drinks for traces of bourbon in them, if his substantial BAC reading after his arrest for DUI is any indication.

Lawlor told officers that he had four or five beers and he had sipped some Crown Royal and Coke earlier in the evening, according to the records.

Lawlor was taken to Mount Nittany Medical Center where a blood-alcohol test was performed. His blood-alcohol concentration was 0.126. The legal limit in Pennsylvania is 0.080.


Penn State gets their Lohan on.

At least he was “sipping” it, which is classy, as opposed to “Lawlor admitted guzzling whole buckets of moonshine earlier in the evening, after which he moved on to whatever industrial solvents were in the garage.” Lawlor has tucked tail, legally speaking, waiving all hearings and going straight to the let’s-get this-over-with-I’m-totally-guilty stage, for which he also deserves some credit.

(BTW, we should totally get breathalyzers and test them one night on EDSBS Live! After the Finebaum show, we were probably at a solid 0.15, because we couldn’t even follow the plot of “The Deadliest Catch” afterwards, and it’s always the same: crab, men, water, repeat.)

Two FC points for Penn State, who are slowly sippin’ away at Illinois’ lead in the Fulmer Cup.



Filed under: Big 10 Conference, College football, Fulmer Cup, drankin', paterno  by Orson Swindle

SWINDLE EMPIRE EXPANDS: DAS FANHAUS LAUNCHES.

Feel, feel, feel my bandwidth: the Swindle Empire, all three square semantic feet of it, has expanded to AOL in the form of Das Fanhaus.

The Fanhaus is an excuse to do several things at once.

First, it’s our excuse to validate a degree in international affairs. Seriously, it hasn’t made us a dime yet, and it’s time to get some of that sweet student loan money back. Compound interest is a bitch, y’all, and she’s not getting any friendlier.

Second, we can post about international sports, which means we can literally post anything we want. Seriously: by definition, EVERYTHING is international sport. Even this:

The beast has beat the man! Suck it, little people!

And third, it’s an excuse to fulfill our dream of including a Youtube Clip with every single post and simultaneously write about some of the constant derangement of international sport we can’t really shoehorn into a college football blog. It won’t interfere with EDSBS, mostly because it’s stuff we’re reading about and IM’ing with friends about anyway. In that respect, it might actually improve our productivity, since we spend half the day chatting with Weo Tai and sending each other Mercenaries 2 preview and bike crash videos. Now we can just write about them and be done with it.

So stop on by. You have nothing to gain but lost productivity at work, proletarians!



Filed under: Blog Buddies, Not strictly college football, but funny  by Orson Swindle

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