BELATED CHEESECAKE, PART ONE: UGA GIRLS ON ROLLERBLADES

Hard to beat that beautiful sight on North Campus.

Unless they were rolling blading over Tim Tebow.

Reserving the right to withold 100 cocktails cheer for you sir until such time as I am able to zoom in on a cameltoe with my special wireless mouse with magnifier

1989 wants their photo back.

I’d still hit it (both) though.

The blonde on the left, even though it can’t be, looks REALLLY similiar to Erin Andrews, minus the full chest.

Talk about a football athlete recruiting poster. For that matter, field hockey.

For the opportunity to be “real life” which can actually provide a brow-beating, I thank you from the bottom of my lecherous heart, and hereby grant the aforementioned 100 cocktails of your choice. Not to be particular, but mine was the one on the left but with short, dark hair.

Ah, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you…

The best thing about this photo is that by all available clues it is circa mid to late 1980s, which places it firmly before the dawning of the current era or Gator dominance, and thus fondly reminds us Dawgs of the good old days when we owned your fucking asses. {44-21-2 before J.R. Ewing took over Gator Oil}.

It’s not quite akin to Uruguay reminiscing about the standing in world football before the 1960s, but close.

And remember, only 10 more wins in a row and you will have caught us and evened the all time series.

Finally, although I am a Georgia Bulldog, this is unacceptable cheesecake given the prior standards that have been established. Sort yourself out, Swindle.

re #4, you clearly meant to say “softball”.

Kanu, those women are perfectly fine. Never taunt the perfection of the beauties you can’t touch, becauseyou’ll be cursed by the ones you can.

Sorry, Kanu, I recognize that photo from Playboy’s “Girls of the SEC” issue in 2001. Not that I, like, paid a lot of attention to that issue or anything.

Kanu,

Plus, I don’t think they had rollerblades in the mid-80s

Damn that photo is from 2001? I’m shocked.

OK, well put by all. Ignorant statements retracted.

But Wooderson you do have to give me the point that of all of the pieces of cheesecake served up thusfar by Chez EDSBS, this is by far the least sumptuous.

I already know what you are going to say: “Cheesecake is still cheesecake”. And to that I give you a pre-emptive “touche mon ami”.

“Plus, I don’t think they had rollerblades in the mid-80s”

No, but they had regular roller skates.

Hey – that “Roller Girl” look would have suited either of these two just fine.

I would agree Kanu, this cheesecake gets a “meh” at best.

well played, kanu.

1. you’d still hit it like Ron Mexico.

Bulldog Babe’s Are Fine,,,,, But…Dept:

The GA ladies are pretty, especially the one on the left.

But on Fridays, we have come to expect levels of curves and stuff that is “off the hook”. (This coming from a fan of Ms. Keibler, who looks more like the GA ladies than the usual ones that appear on Fridays at EDSBS.)

All I can say is you know these two started off their college careers spreading their legs for frat boys at Brumby Hall.*

Fall semester: “The Virgin vault”
Spring Semester: “Nine floors of freshman whores.”

Thanks go out to the women of Athens, as they have been TOO kind to my associates and I over the years. They know how to a show a guy some real southern hospitality.

• - was this uncalled for?

Nice try, Kanu, but you can’t take away the joy of our UGA cheesecake. Unlike the Latinas, which I will never get closer to than Friday Cheesecake, these are women that I know/have known. Its all about a state of mind, not the state of the current record between our schools.

Regardless, these cakettes are from your stompin’ grounds, and to effectively defecate in your own front yard means you haven’t learned the canine rules of etiquette…besides, you can vicariously engage in pillowtalk with our UGA cheesecakes without having to learn spanish or portuguese.

Once again, Orson and Stranko, I thank you for your indulgence.

Rollerblades were around in the mid-’80s, children.

from wiki After the brothers sold the company in about 1984, Rollerblade promoted and popularized inlines

although I don’t think I had any til like 92

Well said SB.

And trust me, dude, I spent 6 years in Athens {save the jokes – 2 degrees}, so I of all people have mad appreciation for the absurdly fine and abundant hottness in Athens.

My main point was basically what SKLM said, that compared to the usual cheesecake on offer here, this is pretty tame. Doesn’t mean they aren’t hott and don’t deserve admiration, just that this is a less robust serving of cheesecake, that’s all.

But of course Swindle did sort himself out in his next post, so everybody wins in the end.

To all of the beautiful {both inside and out} women of the world, we salute you in all of your various shapes, sizes, and infinite varieties of hottness.

Orson, if you can’t find pics of hotter UFla girls and post ’em soon you are not trying… probably just a mere request will solicit poloroids of pornographic proportion by the pound

sorry…dated myself there…

….will solicit dynamite digital datagrabs by the dozens

better?

Doug, did you recognize the picture because you waited in line to get your issue signed by said hussies at the now defunct Books-a-Million, as I did?

Kanu, I am jealous of the excessive (and I am sure deliberate) time you spent in Athens…if I had it to do over again…ah, well.

Orson and Stranko…once more, I thank you for your indulgence.