Comments on: WE STILL RUN THIS PLACE: PURDUE TE ARRESTED FOR DUI

By: california dui

california dui — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:30:44 +0000

This is silly. A drunk tight end on the football field never hurt anyone. And in fact, I think it gets them more relaxed!

By: bitterhorn

bitterhorn — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 15:53:14 +0000

I love that picture. The local morning chatterboxes have coined the term “Lohaned” for catching someone in an inebriated state.

http://www.thebuzz.com/pages/rrs-lohaned.html

By: MCab

MCab — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:35:38 +0000

Put that dude on his side so he doesn’t drown in his own vomit. How many good lead singers have we lost?

By: Andy

Andy — Thu, 31 May 2007 18:22:09 +0000

For Fulmer Cup bookkeeping purposes, USC’s Josh Pinkard was revealed to have a 0.08 percent BAC. Thats right at the legal limit, so I think it just stays at 2 points.

By: Jon hates Russian spammers and UofA

Jon hates Russian spammers and UofA — Thu, 31 May 2007 18:18:34 +0000

That last paragraph is good advice. Cleaning magic-marker penises off of your face is way better than posting bail and awaiting trial. TRUST ME.

By: Papa Lou BSU

Papa Lou BSU — Thu, 31 May 2007 18:06:31 +0000

Ah, West Lafayette.

Still so much drinking. Still so damned boring.

Perhaps there’s a correlation?

By: Newspaper Hack

Newspaper Hack — Thu, 31 May 2007 16:52:13 +0000

At The Gamecock, we did not have the nerds you speak of. We had 24-hour party people. You don’t know hell until you wake up with the biggest hangover EVER and type out the recap of the last game on your girlfriend’s computer at 10 a.m. on a Sunday.

It was that sort of trial-by-fire that made me the successful hack I am today.

And, Orson, I told you those pictures were for you only. I don’t need me and my kitty plastered all over the Internet.

By: Whitey

Whitey — Thu, 31 May 2007 15:55:59 +0000

(to picture above)

Mom??????

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 31 May 2007 15:22:35 +0000

Ah…the ole “just go to sleep and you cant get aressted” worked BRILLIANTLY for me a couple weeks ago after too many Long Islands out on the town in DC. Rode the subway back (almost got off too early following the advice of ne’er do wells saying that it was my stop. — and the only reason I did get off in the right spot was because it was the end of the line) Then I slept in the parkincg lot in my car until I ame too around 6am. I don’t recall getting in my car or falling asleep, but it worked out sweet for me.

By: sb

sb — Thu, 31 May 2007 15:16:18 +0000

Ah, TCOAN! I knew we had a kinship beyond the ether! A year at the IndFlAlligator changes one for life, and helps one learn what they do not want to do with their career. And one could minimize the nerd-quotient by hanging out with the adv staff…

By: Oops Pow Surprise

Oops Pow Surprise — Thu, 31 May 2007 15:11:22 +0000

#7 – “moi being the expection”? moi? You sure about that?

By: Harvey Wireman

Harvey Wireman — Thu, 31 May 2007 15:04:10 +0000

I also worked for a student paper (undergrad) and as people here say, it was dominated by nerds (moi being the exception), with the writers leaning quite left, I might add, sports dept not included.

By: Digital Headbutt

Digital Headbutt — Thu, 31 May 2007 14:15:12 +0000

The starting quarterback owns this place. You, sir, are no starting quarterback.

By: The Conscience of a Nation

The Conscience of a Nation — Thu, 31 May 2007 14:06:49 +0000

Big Red-

I worked for the Independent Florida Alligator while I was at UF, and I completely concur with your assessment.

By: Sean

Sean — Thu, 31 May 2007 14:01:17 +0000

I went to the SASwiki site, and this puts Purdue within a point of the Top Ten.

http://sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Fulmer_Cup

The Conference that Can’t Count Represent! We rule this place!