Comments on: LAS CRONICAS DE BOSS HAWG, PT. WHATEVER: PRACTICALLY ROVIAN, I TELL YOU!

By: drogue

drogue — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 18:31:17 +0000

“I used to fuck guys like you in prison.”

By: Raider Red

Raider Red — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 14:15:10 +0000

“What if he calls my momma a whore?”

“Is she?”

By: Holly

Holly — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:15:06 +0000

Seriously, she’d totally fucking stab us, and not in that good Miss Manticore way, either.

For the record, no one gets it what don’t deserve it.

By: Stacy Keibler Luvs Me

Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 01:10:39 +0000

#26 – Maybe I am slow at this time, but are you saying you would hit it, as in Whitney Houston? If that is correct, then I would say it is more like going Commando than going ron mexico.

By: SierraSpartan

SierraSpartan — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 00:29:18 +0000

Almost a week’s worth of columns, and not one reference to Las Cronicas?

Besides being just wrong on the basis of someone writing about Arkansas athletics for five days in a row who doesn’t have three cars up on blocks in the front yard, you would think that Maisel would have the good sense to link back to the, er, seminal work done here on EDSBS.

For shame, sir, for shame.

By: bitterhorn

bitterhorn — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 00:17:09 +0000

I’d hit it.

(c’mon, someone HAD to go ron mexico)

By: E

Thu, 31 May 2007 21:22:21 +0000

The asterisks are genius, what with Taranto’s use of them whenever he mentions John Kerry*.

*Who looks French.

By: lanceharbor

lanceharbor — Thu, 31 May 2007 21:09:53 +0000

#16

Does that make Brad Wesley’s slutty, blonde, pole dancing arm candy the Arky TV reporter?

By: Gus Witgenstein

Gus Witgenstein — Thu, 31 May 2007 20:30:29 +0000

I like Maisel when he writes about football. I like Taranto when he writes about politics. I like Swindle when he writes about football. I would prefer that never the twain shall meet. Except for Maisel and Swindle.

By: Herb

Herb — Thu, 31 May 2007 19:53:11 +0000

Mike Price was making it rain before making it rain was cool.

I’ve no use for the ESPN articles. Perhaps the rise of the blogosphere has something to do with professional writers’ penchant for fellating coaches and kicking fans in the nuts at the same time.

By: Oops Pow Surprise

Oops Pow Surprise — Thu, 31 May 2007 19:32:34 +0000

Taranto’s quote sounds like a relapsing alcoholic whose son keeps asking him to buy him beer.

By: rob

rob — Thu, 31 May 2007 19:31:45 +0000

Nailed it, Orson. At this point, a “professional” political commentator is a guy who can slap about 5000 sentences together packed with shitty metaphors and put them into book form (see Freidman, Thomas) or a semi-bitch redhead then wonder aloud what the fuss is about (Dowd, Maureen). Or total loser baseball fetishistic type (Will, George).

By: Kenny

Kenny — Thu, 31 May 2007 19:01:47 +0000

#16

“A bear fell on me.”

By: Southern Papa

Southern Papa — Thu, 31 May 2007 18:55:01 +0000

Aerobab,

I think you’re confusing Orson with Subcommandante Wayne again.

By: asim

asim — Thu, 31 May 2007 18:51:36 +0000

#14:

Results are definitive? How about those split-championships?