MILES, SABAN TRADE MIX TAPE JABS, SET TO BATTLE FACE-TO-FACE

I thought it was weird when Coach Saban was quoted in the Huntsville Times as saying, “Miles still a bitch in my book.”

Here’s how hopelessly unhip I am:

I saw the album cover and, before I read the caption, I thought it was pronounced “McSaban.”

Yes, I am a “possession-type receiver.”

Saban is spittin fiyah! Those little Napolean looking bastards always have the dopest rhymes.

T. Kyle, sir, we just deposited a crumb of our lunch onto the monitor after reading your comment.

ONE HUNDRED COCKTAILS!!! to you sir.

Slick Rick?

Would that be the MC or Rick Neuheisel. Cause they’s both rappin.

I’m speechless in amazement of the awesomeness of this post!

ONE HUNDRED COCKTAILS to you too, Mr. Swindle!

Shit. I hope DJ Jazzy Orgeron doesn’t get wind of Lil’ Saban’s Dis on the SEC.

Classic, Orson.

Good show sir

The “McSaban” could become a reality at Tuscaloosa MickeyD’s should he beat LSU and Auburn.

Hopefully Mystikal gets out on parole this year, and is available for Miles. I’m pretty sure that the remix “U Can’t Handle Les” would be hoTT.

Xerox me yo’ thickness

Good lord. I can’t stop laughing.

1. I hope the ONE HUNDRED COCKTAILS sticks.

2. I have been waiting a couple of days for a Saban vs. Miles story. It was beyond inevitable.

However, is that why I like this site so much, because it hits on the obvious, and rightly so, whenever an SEC team/s is involved, finely done, of course.

Or, is that why I like the SEC so much, because this sort of thing does not happen in other conferences? SEC Media Day is better than anything Vegas ever offers in the form of boxing or MMA.

Lesbians are into fisting? No wonder those mannish ones in Atlanta seem so pissed off at the world.

Les Miles: Any ‘a y’all seen the leprechaun say YEA!!!

Ed Orgeron is the Lil’ Jon of the SEC. When he spits, you can’t understand a word, but you KNOW it’s hot.

“YYYAAAAWWWW!!”

Maybe for his next tracks he lays down he can get Coach Croom in to sing the hook. Because you know that shit would be off the chain. Just think of all the crazy trailer park ass MC Sa-Ban would be getting from that.

“somewhere between Slick Rick and Eminem”

You mean MC Serch from 3rd Bass? I didn’t know Saban kept Kosher…
One Hundred shots of Maniscewitz, y’all!!!

Fucking Genius, Swindle.

200 COCKTAILS TO YOU GOOD SIR!!!

I particularly like Say-bann’s hit “Window Treatments, Da Bomb Shit”:

Lil Momma, I sho’ like dem window treatments
Fo’real doh, babe, you know it’s da bomb shit,
Now send yo’ son to Alabama
And I’ll keep him out da slamma
But while he’s learning country gramma…
Moms, just let me hit it.

Naw girl I don’t want to bang yo chiles,
Beotch, I ain’t gay azz Leslie Miles—
He just a big-hat pedophile
And I recognize yo stylzes
I got good loving by the piles,
Moms, just let me hit it.

I ain’t got time fo’ this shit,
Girl, now let me hit it,
Cuz I like them window treatments,
Shawty, let me hit it.

Meanwhile, in an undisclosed location near Oak Ridge, a shadowy figure known as Phat Phunkmaster Phil is putting the finishing touches on “Third Saturday Slaughter: The Great Pumpkin’s Rise”

1. post… thats ok, I looked at the image and wondered…

“Why is Saban dressed like the Pope?”

#18, he must have learned about that mom greasing from Belichek.

How long is it going to take to get this on the back of the “I don’t have time for this shit” red t-shirt?

Peter, give me 30 minutes and you’ll see one at journorock.spreadshirt.com.

Or just click the link on the blog.

And Akon keeps up his streak of guesting on every hip-hop album released in 2007. Nicely done!

OK. Shirt’s up. Buy one, and you might offest my $70K student loan debt.

BTW – that’s at http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?article_id=2187152&view_id=182

That’s http://www.onehundredcocktails.dk/ to all. And to all a tipsy night.

#25. You are going to have to drop your prices!

How can Saban own this rap shit while also having no time for it? My mind is reeling.

I knew this story wasn’t real when I read the part about an Alabama player knowing the word “astound” and using it in the proper tense. That’s how sharp a fella I am.

And BDoc knows where it’s at.

RCR #18 – I kowtow at your gift of lyricisin’. WHen do we get the Les Miles back at ya’, beotch?

What would OBC & Urban say?

Hey, I’m not making much on the shirt. The price reflects the quality and the the nature of the product (printing on front and back, etc.). It would still cost over $20 even if I sold it with zero profit.

Only because it begs the question- With Saban as Slick Rick or Eminem

Nutt and Miles as the Ying Yang Twins?
Tubberville as Vanilla Ice?
Fulmer as Biggie Smalls?
Urban as P. Diddy?
Croom as LL Cool J (I need love)?
Spurrier as Flava Flav (click clack, niggahs, yeahhh boyeee!)
The Orgeron as DMX (Ruff Riders Anthem)

Southern Papa—-Miles fires back. From his track, “Hit’em Up Pt. III—All Up in Yo’ Ass”

(Fake Cheerleading Bitch…want a coach like me to beware, huh?)

First off, f*ck you Nick,
And that click you claim,
Baton Ruuge mutha f*cka,
I brings da pain.

You claim to be a player,
But I f*cked yo wife,
I bust on Nicky Saban
Leave him dead like Mike

That’s Mike the Fif, the tiga
And Miles spits hot fiya
I’m all up in yo’ ass
Cuz you and Mal Moore is just liars

So watch yo back, Nick
I ain’t tryin’ to chat
You think my flow’s sick?
Wait til I take off my hat.

Red Stick, bitnitches, it’s better than Space!
Les Miles representing, keepin hoes in their place.
Back to back 10 wins, Nick just can’t understand me…
Not watch me run him out of T-town
Like he’s coaching Miami.

OOC-

I’m pretty sure that Mark Richt would be Young MC.

Or if he was feel really edgy and gangsta… Will Smith.

RCR, I think we all want to know what kind of bourbon you consume!

1. Yeah but if you are expecting to clear 70k profit by selling A shirt, it’d think it must be overpriced.

I know, I shouldn’t mess with a pro, just a dumb attempt at humor. Seriously though, good job on the shirt and I’m impressed with the reaction time.

I’d say it’s more like this:

Nutt and Miles as Insane Clown Posse
Saban as Slick Rick
Tubberville as Vanilla Ice
Fulmer as Fat Joe
Urban as T.I.
Croom as Afroman
Spurrier as Old Dirty Bastard (how can you argue?)
The Orgeron as DMX (can’t understand a word he says)
Richt as Bow Wow
Rich Brooks as 50 Cent (lowest paid coach)

Mike, Vanilla Ice doesn’t really fit Tuberville.

I see Tuberville like MC Weird Al. There is no way Tubs can do Rap.