Comments on: HOW TO MAKE LOVE TO A _______ FAN: TENNESSEE EDITION.

By: Razorback Fan 1983

Razorback Fan 1983 — Fri, 25 May 2007 14:11:58 +0000

Truly Awesome. Much Love.

Thanks to the Fulmer pic I now only have one good eye.

By: panhandler

panhandler — Fri, 25 May 2007 01:38:18 +0000

“When all is said and done,
it might’ve been more fun
if I’d stayed with you…
down in the shacks
where the satellite dishes grow…”

By: Beergut

Beergut — Thu, 24 May 2007 23:32:35 +0000

Damn, last mention of Gatlinburg I heard was in Ronnie Milsap’s song about rain in them hills y’all call mountains out there.

By: TheGoldfishCowboy

TheGoldfishCowboy — Thu, 24 May 2007 20:10:44 +0000

I think I know that guy… Was he from Oakdale?

By: DHC

DHC — Thu, 24 May 2007 17:07:54 +0000

No reference to Gatlinburg can be complete without mentioning the impending gastric distress of consuming funnel cakes in the Honeymoon Suite overlooking the pure, cleansing waters of the Pigeon River.

I kid you not … the Pigeon River.

By: Holly

Holly — Thu, 24 May 2007 16:36:43 +0000

I actually look wretched in orange. It’s the hair. Tragic, really.

By: merrillfantasy

merrillfantasy — Thu, 24 May 2007 15:13:22 +0000

Of all the days to not get to check in! Reading this I can’t help be torn between repulsion and longing for my four years spent ‘on the hill’. It’s like you were writing from the point of view of the guy who wore camo coveralls year round in my freshman dorm. Well played.

By: sb

sb — Thu, 24 May 2007 15:10:11 +0000

And Holly, regarding your comment on Orson’s post re: “…after you read mine no one will want to sleep with me…” (or something to that effect) I think the opposite has occurred…remember who you are dealing with!

By: sb

sb — Thu, 24 May 2007 15:07:50 +0000

Holly, you have produced the definitive post of its genre…I knew I could rely on you to ensure I could even smell what I was reading…absolutely wonderful.

By: DC Trojan

DC Trojan — Thu, 24 May 2007 14:50:18 +0000

There were a couple of dead deer on the side of the road when I was driving in to work this morning, and it made me feel all funny inside. Thanks a lot for that…

(I wonder how Frau DC Trojan feels about orange scanties?)

By: southernmost

southernmost — Thu, 24 May 2007 02:20:22 +0000

This was a fine multimedia experience. The infinite horror of the photochop, the melodious twang of not 1 or 2 or 4 but SIX banjos, and the words, flowing like steam off of boiling peanuts. Thank you, Holly.

By: Analrapist

Analrapist — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:45:26 +0000

Dang Holly. How do you feel about me taking you to a romantic dinner at Waffle House sometime?

By: Holly

Holly — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:36:18 +0000

Dude, what do you think would happen if a Rocky Top video were ever embedded HERE? The sky would turn to sackcloth. Blood would rain down. The earth would be swathed in darkness.

By: Bandit Darville

Bandit Darville — Thu, 24 May 2007 00:18:41 +0000

By the way, I do not want to criticize e-bay perfection, but the music video posted is not of “Rocky Top.” “Foggy Mountain Breakdown” is suitable for the hillbilly faction of fanbases for most other SEC teams.

By: Trojan Chica

Trojan Chica — Wed, 23 May 2007 23:15:37 +0000

Day-amn!