PATERNO TO HAVE PLAYERS CLEAN STADIUM.

Sounds like October 6 is a perfect day for a football-based road trip with enough adult diapers to retrofit an entire shuttle full of crazy ladies.

Seriously, this is better news than “No OSU or Michigan on the schedule” for Iowa fans.

Um, OK – while I’m sure the Orlando Sentinel’s a fine paper (yes, yes, I know it’s an AP story), someone a little closer to the source might be a bit better. The Centre Daily’s a bit slow (it’s a small newspaper), but they’ve got a page from the Philadelphia Inquirer’s reporter here.

A bit of a correction: cleaning the stadium’s only one part of the punishment for the whole team. They’re also going to work with Special Olympics and build a home with Habitat for Humanity. The money that they would’ve earned cleaning the stadium will go to the club sports.

This also is just the “whole team” punishment. The individuals involved will also get some punishment – being kept out for games, dropping on the depth chart, or worse.

I’m guessing that “work with people from the Special Olympics” really means play against Notre Dame.

#1: Best. Handle. Ever.

“I’m guessing that "work with people from the Special Olympics" really means play against Notre Dame.”

looking in Anthony Morelli’s direction, whistling conspicuously

Odds they just lead him over to the Baskeball arena and say “look, we cleaned it last night” ?

Once, for community service while attending South Carolina, I had to clean the stadium at 7am sharp after some random game. It’s a hellish experience that I wouldnt wish on my worst enemy.

…Paterno already handed one down to the entire team: the Nittany Lions will clean Beaver Stadium on the Sunday’s after every home game.

Good to see that even at his old age, Paterno still appreciates a clean Beaver.

Are we bashing the AP Newswire? Because that “Sunday’s” Orson clipped from the article is merely a plural, right? I read somewhere recently that the cutesy name for that mistake is “The Greengrocer’s Apostrophe.”

It’s one thing for a grocer to get it wrong…

For the record, the “poop in a cooler” legend actually began from a Texas fan, at the Horseshoe in 2005….

I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that Notre Dame has claimed this as their own, however…since all our college football base are belong to them…

Also, PSU fans actually DID chuck bottles full of urine at the OSU band during the 2005 night game, so the cleanup may be quite interesting regardless…

Pants McPants – Funny, I just remember seeing balloons filled with urine at the night game. How urine got from point a to point b puzzles me to this day.

When the hell was urine thrown in anything? I had a seat right behind the band and didn’t see anything thrown or maybe I was just mesmerized by that gay stuffed football they pinned a tail to that the band was passing around or possibly by Troy Smith falling apart like a little bitch anytime Zombie Nation played

1. +aleph-null.

One of the “fundraisers” the ROTC detachments had when I was at UofNebraska was cleaning Memorial Stadium. I still get flashbacks just looking at tailgate flotsam and jetsam.

I’m beginning to think that the ubiquitous, instantaneous “No way, dude, I was there, SITTING RIGHT BY the (band/cheerleaders/empty band section/player’s mother/etc.), and I never saw it!” comment – which pops up every time something like the above-mentioned pee-throwing is alleged – should be taken as incontrovertible proof that said incident did, in fact, take place.

#13, during my time at LSU, I was in the AFROTC for my frosh year. We had to clean the stadium after every home game. A redneck friend of mine took advantage of the free booze we found.

Ron Paul 2008… he doesn’t torture, he is against a national ID and now he is coming out in favor of a plus one playoff system sense he truly understands how the MSM can try to screw the SEC every chance tehy get.