EDSBS LIVE!!! BAMAFINEBAUMTROJANSEDITION
What: EDSBS LIVE online radio Click that or the banner thingy to your right to listen…if you want your brain exfoliated.
Where: At NowLive, where you can chat with each other and the show hosts throughout the broadcast in the online forum (which has gotten damn lively). To phone in to the show, just call (310) 984-7600. We’re having real, live RADIO PROFESSIONAL PAUL FINEBAUM ON TONIGHT, just because we want to feel bad about ourselves. (Low self-esteem = more drinkz0rz yay!)
What: Tonight’s special guest is…Paul Freakin’ Finebaum, Alabama journalistic provocateur and current Saban-watcher. We’ll ask him if he’s interviewed Saban and find out if the new coach has had time for that shit or not.
We’re also going to talk USC football, the other goliath under discussion tonight, with Scout.com’s beat writer Garry Paskwietz, who will tell us how Pete Carroll gets those kickin’ abs.
Finally, we’ll have BearMeat’s creators on, since we can’t talk megaprograms without discussing…Baylor.
Finebaum: currently diagramming your next five outrages at him, Alabama fans.
Four Questions: As always, our four questions for the night.
1. Big program you really think deserves the awe. Texas. Something about the power of livestock compels us.
2. Big program which has caused you the most personal anguish.
FSU. The lone consistent brown streak in the clean white undies of the 1990s Florida story. We say consistent to rule out that little 1996 Fiesta Bowl thing ouch bleed thanks for the pain, asshole.
3. Little program you wish was a big program? USF. They’re on the way, but Tampa trash gone college gonzo would be just epic.
4. Name an overrated hottie. Kirsten Dunst is a sunken chested lamprey-woman. Why Spider-Man goes to any lengths to save her mystifies us. Personally, we’d prefer to fight for Jean Grey (Famke Janssen) from X-Men, if only because she looks a little too excited when Wolverine assaults her in the first one.
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Herb says:
1) Bama – 92,000 people at the spring game? I mean, come on.
2) FSU – all the basketball beat-downs in the world can’t make up for what they did to the rest of the ACC in football in the ’90’s.
3) NC State – my Domer girlfriend’s thoughts on our program as we watched the Pack lose to a Reggie Ball QB’d team with 70,000 other people in red in the freezing cold: “it’s terrible you have such a terrible team with such great fan support.”
4) Beyonce – I didn’t use to think so, until I saw her try to dance next to Shakira.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:02 pm
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jon says:
1) USC — men in loincloths and swords, plus Carroll does schedule pretty well while juggling on the unicyle
2)Louisville hasn’t had a consistent big-time rivalry over the years(Kentucky isn’t big time, nor do they cause anguish), so I’ll go with the anal-stretchings administered by Penn State in the 90’s
3)Rutgers — though I am already sick to death of Greg Schiano, another big team in the Big East is good for all, plus a NYC media market team will make us al lhat ESPN even more.
4) Mariah Carey–looks like an overinflated Christmas Elf.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:04 pm
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Herb says:
Btw, I hate Finebaum on principle, but there’s something inherently likable about a guy diagramming a play in the Wishbone.
I could have said Navy at 3 as well. Cause more athletes need to pull their weight and go all Ted Williams/Pat Tillman on our enemies, and then we’d get to see Paul Johnson’s flexbone option offense at its glorious finest on national TV.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:06 pm
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
1.) To keep from getting that Homer label, I’ll say Oklahoma… mainly because I’ve been there and they have a great atmosphere with great fans
2.) Florida under Lord Vader… I mean Spurrier… All those SEC championship games we lost between the 92 and 99 games…
3.) Appalachian State… have you been to Boone?
4.) Fergie
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:12 pm
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larry burns says:
i am missing live tonight because i have a graduation form hebrew highschool(not reg high school, ig o once a week)
oh and my answers are
1. texas: just because i love vy
2. notre dame (every time they win i have anguish)
3. northwestern (to see if shanoff jumps back on)
4. your answer is wrong because nobody thinks dunst is hot. I am going to go with fergie.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:14 pm
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jon says:
fergie is actually a man
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:18 pm
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VolNavy says:
1. Miami: No, school does a better job of faithfully representing their community.
2. Florida: For most of the 90s the season was ruined by September.
3. Montana State: Imagine the debauchery with big time recruits and boosters.
4. Eva Longoria: the non-makeup pictures scare me.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:21 pm
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Brewster Crew says:
1) Is there a big program that really deserves to be awed? Maybe Nebraska, since it’s such a football hotbed there.
2) Michigan. If there was a God, Michigan would get swallowed into the earth right as California slid into the ocean. We’ve only had the jug twice during my lifetime.
3) Army/Navy. They deserve to be great at football, considering what they have to do after they finish school.
4) Gwen Stefani. I used to think she was hot. But I’ve also had about 10 concussions, too.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:24 pm
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Signal to Noise says:
1. USC – mostly for homer reasons, but also because they seem to jack several top recruits and have overload on positions near every year, putting them at the top of everyone’s polls. I think Florida is a close second the way Urban swipes talent from under other coaches’ noses.
2. Nebraska – in my teenage years in Colorado, the damn Huskers rarely failed to beat Buff butt.
3. Northwestern – so my dad can recover from the comedown after the Gary Barnett era and die a relatively happy Wildcat alum with at least a few bowls named after fruit.
4. Eva Longoria. I trust you all have seen those non-makeup pictures of her.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:25 pm
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fred says:
i don’t see what’s so bad about flat chests and snaggled teeth. i think she’s hot.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:27 pm
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Harris says:
Calling Dunst a “sunken chested lamprey-woman” is harsh. Accurate. But harsh.
I’ll go with Julia Roberts. Duck lipped, bug-eyed, a forehead you could use for Cinemascope and a bony, bony ass.
Even better, Jenna Fischer. Fame does not equal beauty, people. You can find at least a dozen women at least as attractive in every office park in America. Pasty, lipless and an ass like a coffeetable.
(Yes, I’m an ass man and yes, I’m black. I refuse to believe those facts have anything to do with each other. Racist.)
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:30 pm
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Jerkwheat says:
Well I’m going to miss the broadcast again so here goes…
1) USC – I have no option but to choose them after the whippings they put on my boys the past two years. Although, I hope they’re taking Beck with Mitch.
2) Tennessee – It’s not Texas b/c my Hogs have been relatively successful against the Horns in my lifetime – but I hate the Vols for breaking my 10 year old heart at the 1990 Cotton Bowl and destroying what remained of my soul in 1998 when Stoerner put it on the ground
3) Any service academy – but specifically Navy. I heart the option above all else.
4) I don’t know that I hear her called “hottie” much, but I have an intense, irrational dislike of Julia Stiles.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:30 pm
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jon says:
now, now, snaggle- tooth does not equal un-hottness
case in point: Jewel
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:34 pm
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Stranko Montana says:
# 5… Does the former duchess Sarah Ferguson actually qualify as a Hottie?
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:38 pm
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Herb says:
I’m an ass man and I’m not black. Although my girlfriend only dated black guys before me and I have a big…wait a minute. I need to call my old teacher at the school for the blind…
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:39 pm
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
I haven’t actually seen those Eva non-MU pics… I’m trying to decide if I want someone to post a link, or if I’d rather go on living with my delusion.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:39 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Harris–you do not like ass because you are black. You like ass because it is good.
Jerkwheat–we have no idea why Julia Stiles is on film.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:40 pm
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larry burns says:
peter you do not want a link, it is scary.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:42 pm
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Jerkwheat says:
Thank God I’m not alone in my dislike.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:44 pm
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
Stranko, I expected someone to make that joke 5 comments ago… and actually, that Fergie was pretty cute in her prime
Julia has an attitude problem, not a looks problem.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:48 pm
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VolNavy says:
I am hoping they finally kill Julia Stiles in the newest Bourne movie. I have kept my fingers crossed throughout the last two.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:53 pm
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Stranko Montana says:
I was surprised it was still available for the making.
May 22nd, 2007 at 3:53 pm
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
I just discovered everyone’s still in the “How to make love to a Florida Fan” post trying to recover… hence the availability of such an obvious one
May 22nd, 2007 at 4:01 pm
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matt says:
1. Nebraska – the Osborne coached husker teams were scary, and their fans are great
2. Tennessee- losing to the Vols every year but two since ‘95 would be bad enough even if they had some saint like richt for a coach, losing to a team coached by that fat slob is absolutely unbearable
3. Ole Miss…
4. Scarlett Johansson – a big chest doesn’t make up for fat thighs and poor facial bone structure
May 22nd, 2007 at 4:02 pm
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Herb says:
Stranko, her face says no, but her ass says yes.
May 22nd, 2007 at 4:02 pm
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Oops Pow Surprise says:
Don’t you fucking talk like that, matt. Scarlett’s ass in Lost in Translation was nearly enough to make Mr. Surprise throw up in my pants.
May 22nd, 2007 at 4:04 pm
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble says:
1. USC – national championships, heisman winners, john wayne, the juice, etc.
2. Ohio State – simply put i HATE them, and their fan base makes hoards of visigoth warriors seem civil.
3. Michigan State – that way the inevitable sparty swoon and sparty meltdown would get much more attention than it does now.
4. i can’t think of another one right now, but i strong agree with the snagle tooth (kirsten dunst) pick.
May 22nd, 2007 at 4:10 pm
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Jeff from LA says:
1. Since I can’t be a homer…………..Nebraska. Because even though I tried, there is no way I could ever put ND.
2. I have to say Texas, just because they’re the only major program to put the hurting on us recently. That darn VY, he still haunts my dreams.
3. Little program you wish was a big program: UCLA, just so that that rivalry would mean more on a national stage, a la USC-ND. Although, I guess they kept us out of the championship game last year, so I guess the rivalry game did change the national landscape.
4. Fergie is too obvious, so I’m going to go with Britney Spears. Pre-Federline, she was darn hot. Post-Federline, she burns my eyes whenever I see pics………
May 22nd, 2007 at 4:20 pm
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Travis Swenson says:
1. Ohio State…fear the sweater vest.
2. LSU…think Ga Tech v. Cumberland at halftime.
3. Mississippi State…that plucky little SEC school that’s languishing post-Jackie Sherrill under the harshest penalties the NCAA can dole out: Sylvester Croom.
4. Terry Hatcher…Skeletor meets Cat Woman
May 22nd, 2007 at 4:28 pm
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Devin McCullen says:
Re: Famke Janssen. Don’t forget, she was also Xenia Onatopp in Goldeneye, who’s got a very good argument as hottest/sluttiest Bond Girl ever. Also, check out Season 2 of Nip/Tuck.
May 22nd, 2007 at 4:29 pm
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parker91 says:
1. Nebraska – Lincoln on game day is specacular. This is despite wondering all day whether everyone really is THAT friendly.
2. Michigan – siting at the top of the Big House for the Lloyd the Clockkeeper game was the stomach punch of all stomach punches. Paterno isn’t retiring until he beats Michigan.
3. UConn – That’s how you build a program from scratch. Doesn’t help to have all that basketball money lying around either.
4. Anyone from from Desperate Housewives, except for the female half of Filliam H. Muffman.
May 22nd, 2007 at 4:31 pm
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crazy tom says:
1: If I’m not allowed the homer answer, none.
2: USC. The torture of that fucking band is quite simply unbearable.
3: In the words of the Roman Senate: Fuck the poor. Lets build statues of ourselves.
4: Jessica Alba. Slightly hotter than the hottest chick I’d see at the bar on an average night, and that’s about it.
May 22nd, 2007 at 4:35 pm
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Rex Cramer says:
1. As much as it pains me, I’ll have to go with Texas. Not so much for there achievements, since they only got the one MNC of late, but for the overall atmosphere surrounding the program.
2. Notre Damn. Again, not so much for their achievements – since..well..there aren’t any in the past 15 years – but because of the nauseating way their fans and the WWL ride their jock each year as the “comeback” year. And Weiss is really fat.
3. Oklahoma State. Their mascot, the guy with the 5 o’clock shadow, chaps, and guns exemplifies everything great about America. God bless.
4. Fergie, she’s man baby!
May 22nd, 2007 at 4:49 pm
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CouchBurnin'Girl says:
pumpkinhead – go to withleather.com. There was post about her up there today (or was it yesterday?). Caveman always links to the no-makeup pics.
1. I’ve always kind of been in awe of LSU. No particular reason. Probably b/c we don’t have to play them.
2. Pitt beating WVU on Thanksgiving night in 04 nearly had me in tears. But Alabama coming after our coach this past December… I couldn’t fucking sleep at night. There was considerable personal anguish involved.
3. Marshall, so that (worthless) game would actually mean something and so that people outside of Huntington would actually care.
4. Kirsten Dunst is a sunken chested lamprey-woman. Why Spider-Man goes to any lengths to save her mystifies us.
Agreed – I think she’s gross.
May 22nd, 2007 at 4:52 pm
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Hook'em Tide says:
“Don’t you fucking talk like that, matt. Scarlett’s ass in Lost in Translation was nearly enough to make Mr. Surprise throw up in my pants.”
Comment by Oops Pow Surprise
Dear God, I just crapped my pants I’m laughing so hard
May 22nd, 2007 at 4:55 pm
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oc phil says:
1) USC…duh. I guess if I have to give a non-homer answer I’d say Florida.
2) Nobody has beaten USC twice in awhile so it is hard to get too worked up. I guess I’d have to say Notre Dame for the hell that was the long losing streak in the 80’s-90’s.
3) San Diego State.
4) Has nobody said Paris Hilton yet? She’s odd looking more than hot and seems too obvious of an answer to me.
May 22nd, 2007 at 4:59 pm
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Seven Years in Gainesville says:
1. Auburn. Might not be the biggest program, but I went to the loss last year and I was tremendously impressed with the whole atmosphere.
2. Miami. My dream is to become wealthy enough to give the University of Miami a endowment, conditioned on the immediate and permanent disassembling of the athletics program there.
3. USF. During one Zook year, I went to more USF games than UF games. Part of the thrill, though, is the sheer unpredictability of watching the Bulls – it’s almost like high school ball.
4. Brittany Murphy… does she count as hot?
May 22nd, 2007 at 5:05 pm
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MCab says:
1. Notre Dame – Name another college that has WORLDWIDE appeal. When they allow players to be paid, ND will crush with Kompressor might.
2. Florida – And as long as Urban is at the helm, FLA will be giving me steady Maalox moments like the IDF did for Nasser in the early 70’s.
3. USM – They really punch above their weight. Best called a “bantam” team. It’s like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder why the BCS keeps em’ under.
4. Sarah Jessica Parker – Hasn’t changed from “Square Pegs” in my book.
May 22nd, 2007 at 5:07 pm
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lilac-a-go-go says:
1. Awe? No team carries that with them year to year. RESPECT, Penn St certainly, Nebraska probably & Bama before Bear died. Georgia’s pretty close.
2. LSU…damn those bastards. Tailgating is top notch though + hot women.
3. Small program…who freaking cares?
4. No hottie is overrated when she’s standing on her head.
May 22nd, 2007 at 5:07 pm
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Beergut says:
1. Since I can’t be a homer, Florida under Meyer.
2. texas. Although 12-7 has made this offseason particularly sweet.
3. University of North Texas/SMU
It would be nice to have a bigtime program in the Metroplex.
4. Paris Hilton.
She’s look VERY ragged lately, and this is before prison.
#3,
It would be a better diagram if it wasn’t an illegal formation. There are only 6 men on the LOS.
May 22nd, 2007 at 5:22 pm
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Harris says:
“You like ass because it is good.”
Truer words were never spoken, Orson.
May 22nd, 2007 at 5:22 pm
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lilac-a-go-go says:
Oops. I forgot that I wanted to be first in with what I expect will overload your servers tonite.
Finebaum is a real jackhoile & really, really sucks. Your listeners will be even dumber for having tuned in.
May 22nd, 2007 at 5:26 pm
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jon says:
speaking of ass and goodness, I am still shaken from the Governor of the 7th biggest economy of the entire fucking world’s discussion of ass in Brazil.
I recall a line from the Onion years ago: “Schwarzeneggar Elected Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse”
May 22nd, 2007 at 5:27 pm
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PJ from NU in SF says:
1) Michigan – all that history and stuff.
2) USC – for the same reason.
3) Chicago – Go Maroons!
4) Almost all of them. HD media is going to cut through the current crop like a lawnmower at Augusta National.
Oh, and Stranko, just so you know… Sarah is still a duchess, she simply lost the “HRH”. And your instincts are correct. The York girls are turning out quite lovely.
May 22nd, 2007 at 5:29 pm
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Oski and ye shall receive says:
1. As much as I hate hate hate Mack Brown, I gotta say Texas. Their ability to sign every elite player still yet unborn in the Lone Star state is pretty awe-inspiring.
2. As a Pac10 fan, I’m pretty sure I’m not allowed to say anyone other than SC here. Bastards kept us out of the national title game in ‘04 and the Rose Bowl in ‘06.
3. San Diego State. Partially out of love for the Alma Mater of Tony “fat man” Gwynn, partially just home town love, but being in one of the most fertile recruiting grounds in the country, it just seems bizarro that SDSU wouldn’t field a quality team.
4. Jennifer Aniston. She’s cute…I guess…but I know plenty of girls who are hotter than her. I just never got the hype.
matt, there will forever be an asterisk next to your name. Sir, with comments like that, you’re letting the terrorists win.
May 22nd, 2007 at 5:45 pm
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CFB Authority says:
1. I’m in awe of Florida
2. Hate Florida – thanks for the September losses
3. Illinois
4. Pamela Anderson – How, after this long, can people still think she’s amazing?
May 22nd, 2007 at 6:02 pm
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CalFanMos says:
1. Bama. If 500 motorhomes descended on my town, I’d run.
2. USC. Lose. LOSE DAMN YOU!
3. Stanford. So the Big Game can live up to its name for once.
4. Cameron Diaz. A shaved head and she looks like Gollum.
May 22nd, 2007 at 6:02 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Answers…..
1. Big program you really think deserves the awe.
Homer answer – USC Trojans
Non-Homer answer – Florida Gators
2. Big program which has caused you the most personal anguish.
Texas (Vince Young was the Man that awful day)
(Notre Dame does not qualify as a “Big Program” anymore. More like a mid-major)
3. Little program you wish was a big program?
Boise State – The Smurfs played one of the most exciting games I have ever seen – not involving USC(west), of course. They should be moved into the Pac-10 and Stanford should be let go…
4. Overrated Hottie.
Tyra Banks – I think her boobs and general look is pretty good, but I have had it up to here with her nagging, heftier, “girlfriend from the hood” recent self.
May 22nd, 2007 at 6:21 pm
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HotlantaBill says:
I’d love to listen in but the friggin site keeps freezing up the damn laptop everytime i click it
May 22nd, 2007 at 6:31 pm
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BDoc says:
1. USC. Though, there were a few contenders(OSU, Michigan, Miami). USC has just looked scary in recent years.
2.FSU. Having a number of “friends” that went there only increases the pain of a late season loss.
3.Florida Atlantic. It would be cool to see Schnellenberger in the limelight one more time.
4.Since Kirsten Dunst was already mentioned(she’s annoying as hell), Lindsay Slohand. How she just topped Maxim’s Hot 100 list is beyond me.
May 22nd, 2007 at 6:40 pm
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Willet says:
Sarah J Parker=Baltimore Ravens
Bad helmet good uniform
May 22nd, 2007 at 6:43 pm
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Albino Tornado says:
Big Program: Nebraska. Sure, there’s the homer factor, but we actually are that freaking polite to guests — why be dickish when you really expect you’ll win? We’re 4th all time, and we were mediocre before 1962.
Anguish-causer: Tie — FSU/Miami. I can’t count the number of national championships lost to those two, but I know it’s at least three. Hell, beating NU in Lincoln put FSU on the national map in the mid-80s.
Little Program I Wish Were Big:
Non-BCS: BYU. Who doesn’t miss LaVell Edwards and possession receivers?
BCS: Duke. They haven’t even been remotely interesting since Darth Spurrier got called back home.
Overrated Hottie — I don’t know whether or not she qualifies, but I’ve seen enough of Amanda Peet — and her dumpy little tatas — for one lifetime.
May 22nd, 2007 at 6:48 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Personality Goes a Long Way:
Sarah Jessica Parker is sort of hound-doggish, but at least she and Pamela Anderbossom have some sort of personality.
But, Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid, Courtney Love have zilch personality….and just suck
May 22nd, 2007 at 6:51 pm
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MM says:
RE: 47
Cal still has some catching up to do:
Big Game History
Stanford – 54 wins
Cal – 44 wins
11 ties
In case you forgot, Stanford also won from 1995-2001. At least even up the series before writing us off.
May 22nd, 2007 at 6:53 pm
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Willet says:
Stacy Kieb-If a face that would make a freight train take a dirt road is personality then SJP is freaking Ric Flair
May 22nd, 2007 at 6:55 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
wooooooooo!!!!!!!
May 22nd, 2007 at 7:06 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Hospitality: Where is it Orson?
Laughing snidely as your radio show guest Paskweweitz spilled his guts about how awful the Texas loss was was CRUEL!, CRUEL! Evan Texas’ Bean was somewhat restrained.
May 22nd, 2007 at 7:19 pm
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CalFanMos says:
54, I’m well aware of the all-time record, and I didn’t write you off, the Stanford AD did when Buddy Teevens was hired.
I’m saying it wouldn’t hurt for the Big Game to actually mean something in terms of Bowl/Title implications for BOTH teams. (Hence “big” game).
While FB stock has never been higher in Berkeley (actually just among Cal fans…the city Berkeley can go to hell via chainsaw and firewood), the opposite trend in sentiment seems to be happening in Palo Alto. I should know; I live there, and its not pretty. The average Stanford fan seems to be either on dialysis, a long-time shopper in the “security briefs” section of Safeway, or deceased of old age.
May 22nd, 2007 at 7:21 pm
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AlexTuscaloosa says:
i really wish paul finebaum would have said motherfucker
May 22nd, 2007 at 7:53 pm
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BC Eagle says:
1) USC- That program is football sex.
2) Miami- We’ve only beaten them once in my lifetime, and I was 1. To paraphrase the bearded guy from Fever Pitch, when BC plays Miami, we don’t just lose, we raise it to an art form. I’d rather see us beat the U this year than ND.
3) UNC- That football program is the sleeping giant of the East Coast and the entire football operations office needs to be purged like a bunch of suspicious Red Army generals for their failure to turn UNC into a powerhouse.
4) Jenny McCarthy– Utterly retarded and plastic might have worked when I was 11 but not anymore. Time to start the death watch.
May 22nd, 2007 at 7:59 pm
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tOSUBuckeyes says:
Homer alert!!!
1.) The Ohio State University. Tied with USC for the best BCS record in the country 4-1; only two teams in the country have fewer losses in the last 5 years; owners of the only 14-0 BCS National Championship, snapping Miami’s 34 game win streak in the process; Only team ever to play in THREE 1 vs. 2 games in one season and only team to win two of them; makes an annual bitch out of Michigan; willing to play anyone anywhere (played texas, USC, Miami, and VT are all scheduled in home and home series); with its only blemish in the past 5 years being 1 bad loss to an SEC team it’s hard for me not to put them here (ignore my nickname it had zero bearing on my decision. Throw in the history 7 Heisman and 7 National Championships for good measure. Oh and how could I forgot, only 3 Fulmer Cup points ever.
Other mentionable teams: Florida, USC, Auburn (has great record against SEC teams), and of course Texas. I guess you could put OU in there – people forget just how much they’ve had to over come lately.
2.) Alabama – nothing makes my stomach turn more than Bama fans. Words can not express the deep seeded, carry it to my grave hatred that I have for everything and anything Bama related. If losing to Florida in the NCG every year kept Bama out of playing in it I would gladly bear that cross.
3.) UC – University of Cincinnati – I know, I know, but Mark Dantonio is all class and a great coach, and I would love to see him take the Bearcats to the next level. Plus I love that name Bearcats.
4.) Kendra Wilkinson – Hugh can do better.
May 22nd, 2007 at 8:41 pm
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tOSUBuckeyes says:
#59
What did he say??? I missed the show. I have been waiting for him to turn on Saban; has it started yet??? He welcomed him with open arms, but I know it is a setup so that Paul can burn him at the cross when things go sour.
#61 – typo – “how could I forget” not “how could I forgot.”
May 22nd, 2007 at 8:46 pm
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Kakistocrat says:
Crazy Tom,
What bars are you going to, cause damn I wanna go there. Alba (pre-anorexia) was fine.
May 22nd, 2007 at 8:55 pm
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jeneria says:
1. LSU because they pay me.
2. LSU because they are so up and down.
3. University of Montana. Hey, it’s a wish, isn’t it?
4. Eva Longoria. What does she do beside sleep with a NBA guy?
May 22nd, 2007 at 9:16 pm
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MCab says:
A bearcat is almost as cool as a bear throwing a shark.
May 22nd, 2007 at 9:19 pm
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TheGoldfishCowboy says:
Yo, is there a way to listen to past shows?
May 22nd, 2007 at 9:20 pm
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CapstoneAlum says:
#61
Hey, It’s my good buddy tOSUBuckeyes…did you ever answer my question? be a man about it, little buddy..go by the name you bet on..
May 22nd, 2007 at 9:27 pm
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DC Trojan says:
1) I should say Michigan, for in-law reasons, but I’ll go with Nebraska. I still think they will regret experimenting with this “forward pass” and Callahan, but I would like to see the friendly red borg crowd in action.
2) If this was 1995, I’d say Notre Dame (13 years of hurt) but it isn’t, so it has to be Texas. It was a one off, but it stung like a motherfucker for 24 hours, which is about 23 hours longer than most losses bother me. Beer soothes, and quickly.
3) Stanford, bless their little Cornell extension campus hearts
4) Ashlee Simpson for giving Oklahoma fans a reason to pretend they were leaving the Orange Bowl on grounds of crimes against music, and then trying to surgically overtake her sister for the attention of their twisted father.
May 22nd, 2007 at 9:28 pm
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TheGoldfishCowboy says:
Oh, and I think “mediocre, midly retarted douchebags” is the best description i’ve ever heard of Lee Corso and Mike DuBose
+ 10, a fuckin 10
May 22nd, 2007 at 9:47 pm
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MCab says:
I’d like to see Wazzou become big. B/c if your school is going to have such a nickname, it ought to be pretty big. Ditto for Mizzou.
May 22nd, 2007 at 9:58 pm
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CornHuskinChick says:
1. Nebraska, duh.
2. UM or FSU, take your pick because I hate them both.
3. Any service team for obvious reasons.
4. Even if i was a lesbian, I wouldn’t take teri hatcher.
May 22nd, 2007 at 10:00 pm
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juanmiguel says:
#52:
Yeah, when Peet took off her shirt in The Whole Nine Yards…wow, pretty mean spirited move by the editors when they left that one in
1) USC; championships, recruiting, innoculations/relief efforts…proud to be a part of that
2) Texas; NEVER FORGET
3) UNC
4) Kim Kardashian for kind of looking like Master Shake in the South American surgery episode
May 22nd, 2007 at 10:03 pm
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PeteJayhawk says:
You know what’s sad? People who tune in to the show and don’t have the balls to interact with other human beings. Call in and/or chat with us, motherfuckers.
May 22nd, 2007 at 10:29 pm
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CFB Authority says:
#61
Mark Dantonio isn’t at Cincinnati anymore – he’s at Michigan State.
May 22nd, 2007 at 10:30 pm
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Oops Pow Surprise says:
I couldn’t squeeze in tonight, clearly too much Finebaum, but here are your correct answers:
1) The U. They have earned our awe because every time you think their reputation has become undeserved, even one teeny bit, they always prove us wrong in mind-blowing ways. 7th Floor Crew. Michael Irvin every time he opens his mouth. Clint Portis telling us we should shut the fuck up about the dogfighting already. The brawl. Those guys are clinically fucking insane.
2) I was very upset to hear Jebus squeeze on the show, then promptly get this question wrong. There may not be a single decent program who’s ever been more antagonized by a fellow conference team than Iowa has by Michigan over the last 20-25 years. I don’t have room or time to go through it all, but the 1986 loss on a last-second field goal following an Iowa fumble at midfield isn’t even in the top 5. It’s been awful. There probably hasn’t been a Hawkeye since the class of ‘82 who hasn’t had his heart ripped out by Michigan.
3) William & Mary. How awesome would it be if they went huge, just so we could hear recaps like “…and Virginia Tech was routed, 35-16, by Bill and Mary.” I don’t even know what their team nickname is. Is it the William and Mary Wedding Registry?
4) 3-for-1 shot here: Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, and Lucy Liu. Fucking come on. It’s Charlie’s Angels, not Charlie’s Dead-Eyed Coke Whores. When Farrah Fawcett was a freshman at UT, guys lined up around the block just to meet her. But now, I wouldn’t cross the street to fuck Drew Barrymore if it meant saving my own life. Signing those three rickety bags of bones was a complete disservice to America.
May 23rd, 2007 at 12:12 am
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bruinhoo says:
1) Texas. Some measure of nostalga as the team I grew up rooting for, some little bit to piss off the USC crowd.
2) USC. Whether it be the only game I have ever voluntarally left early (trailing 48-7 at the Rose Bowl), or the horror of a 40-2 2nd quarter deficit and a beer can shower being the last of my student memories, the condoms sure knew how to fuck us over in my day.
3) San Jose State. If Stanford can be a major conference team, then why not the Spartans?
4) Paris Hilton. Solid but unspectacular body (for LA), busted face. That there are hotter women in my law school class really says it all.
May 23rd, 2007 at 1:05 am
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Beergut says:
Fulmer Cup Alert: LSU Backup QB Ryan Perriloux caught with a fake ID.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/football/ncaa/05/22/lsu.perrilloux.ap/index.html
May 23rd, 2007 at 2:45 am
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Brian says:
As if anyone will read this all the way down in the high 70s…but I feel i must keep the streak of participation alive.
1. Texas is a good answer, They have so much home grown talent (in allllll areas) they have no excuse not to get great kids and they have excellent resources year in and out.
2. UGA, UGA, UGA…with lots of help from Reggie 5th down Ball.
3. Id like to see SMU return to prominence, since my sister goes there.
4. Maria Sharapova is overrated in my opinion, she isn’t that hot if you ask me, shes a good athlete, but I don’t weight athleticism in my ranking scheme.
May 23rd, 2007 at 7:31 am
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mark says:
OSUBuckeyes, 40-57-6 does not equal “annual owning.” History does not stop and start at your convenience.
May 23rd, 2007 at 7:32 am
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Jmuthaf'nT says:
1. Florida
2. Goergia
3. UCF
4. I agree with everything mentioned so far -kim k for the awesome vid and paris from house of wax stripping in the tent. ditto cam d doing the booty dance and turning over her shoulder and smiling..you know what I’m talking about. I think Jenn Sterger is way overrated for the level of talent present in florida schools. Anyone ever been to UCF or Rollins or Valencia Community College (Where the really hot ones who are too dumb to get into a proper school go and people like me take summer classes in remedial math to “tutor” them..)
May 23rd, 2007 at 8:06 am
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Odell 51 says:
WFVU- Speed Slaton and Pat White are my favorite things about the upcoming season. I am in awe of them more than the program
tOSU- Good lord the Ohio State Buckeyes have caused me more anguish than I can possibly write down.
The University of Cincinnati- Just becasue Kelly seems like he is all offense and wants UC to be Big East Champions
Lindsay Lohan- Eating Disorders and Coke habit’s used to make a girl attractive. Not any more.
May 23rd, 2007 at 8:24 am
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crabs says:
1. LSU. Talent out the wazoo in LA – and they own it all.
2. Bama. Not because they win consistently, but when they do happen to get a big win (or even a little one) I have to hear about it for the next 12 – 17 years.
3. Vandy. Smart guys who can also kick your ass are scary.
4. I have to agree on Kirsten Dunst – but Paris Hilton and her lazy eye (or is it just her eye lid) makes me want to vomit.
May 23rd, 2007 at 8:30 am
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Alex F. says:
1. FSU. Went down there last October (my first road-trip to a big time school, another side benefit of leaving the Big East for the ACC) and was simply amazed.
2. BC. We beat ourselves more than a 13-year-old boy who just stumbled across MyFreePaySite.com
3. The service academies obviously, but since everyone’s said them, I wouldn’t mind seeing Syracuse return to relevance. Also, Tulane.
4. Evangeline Lilly (Kate from Lost). Don’t get me wrong, I’d slam the shit out of her, but people make her out to be an 11 when in reality she’s about an 8.
May 23rd, 2007 at 8:46 am
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Harvey Wireman says:
#83 – Gimme a break! Evangeline Lilly-Kate-from Lost is the hottest woman on TV. She looks hot even all full of gunk. Plus, she is good with guns and knives and stuff. She would have to rank as number 1 in the probable babe ‘EDSBS’ woman category next year(babes with guns and knives) replacing the Latin big ass babes of this year. The canucks need equal time.
May 23rd, 2007 at 9:58 am
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jon says:
what kind of world do we live in where an 8 is considered “overrated”?
Fuck you Alex F (just kidding. sort of. or not)
May 23rd, 2007 at 10:02 am
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Alex F. says:
An 8 is overrated when everyone thinks she’s a 10. Just like a 3 is underrated if everyone thinks she’s a 1 (but I’m not gonna damage brain cells trying to think of an example).
May 23rd, 2007 at 10:08 am
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NoleinTexas says:
1. Notre Dame. Sure they’ve blown recently, but they’re still the biggest name in the sport and have the catchiest fight song. #1 stadium I want to visit before I kick it, and I’ve dated hispanic women, so that could happen anyday now.
2. Pretty obvious – Miami. 02 Wide Left was when I discovered that you’re supposed to cut with the vein, not across it.
3. Baylor. Family reasons, and I grew up when they were pretty good. I can still sorta remember Mike Singletary making 28 tackles against Kentucky in 1980.
4. Courtney Cox. Best known for being the chick that makes Jennifer Anniston look even better.
May 23rd, 2007 at 10:17 am
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tbmd96 says:
tOSUBuckeyes – You might want to update your list of Big 10 coaches. Dantonio is now at MSU and UC has Brian Kelly (sp?).
So, you probably don’t want Dantonio to do very well now. If you do, you are a traitor.
May 23rd, 2007 at 11:35 am
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jon says:
Alex F, all this talk of 1’s and 3’s makes me think that you live with the Mole People far, far underground.
Seriously what is a 1? Do they still have all fingers and toes? all the requisite DNA for being a homosapien?
Not that I’m judging, but your analogy made me curious.
So your Miss Lilly reference might be similar to my feeligns on Jen Aniston– I acknowledge that she’s pretty, just not cover of every fucking magazine in the universe pretty. In my happy place, that room would be reserved for Rosario Dawson, Selma Hayek, and Jennifer Connelly (when she still had a little meat on her).
but I could talk about cheesecake all day. when are we getting back to conversation about margins and the Long Tail of ESPN viewership?
May 23rd, 2007 at 11:43 am
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Oops Pow Surprise says:
jon – I don’t know what a 1 would be. I’d have given Terry Schiavo a 2.5 before they yanked the tube.
Speaking of which, I’m going to go “yank the tube” right now just thinking about Selma Hayek.
May 23rd, 2007 at 11:55 am
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Anonymous IV says:
1. Florida – just for the reason of owning both the men’s bball and football championships over Ohio State. Thank you Gators.
2. Nebraska – what happened?
3. North Texas/SMU/TCU – With its population and money there is no reason that the Metroplex should not have three solid teams every year.
4. So many good, or bad, examples have already been posted that my comments would contribute nothing.
May 23rd, 2007 at 12:30 pm
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Albino Tornado says:
#91. What happened to Nebraska?
A promise Tom Osborne kept to Frank Solich.
May 23rd, 2007 at 1:24 pm
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jon says:
i don’t know if i could go for terri Schiavo–I like girls to play “hard to get.”
If anyone needs me, i’ll be on the express elevator to hell
May 23rd, 2007 at 1:44 pm
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Alex F. says:
89, I give you a 1:
http://www.pinheadnation.com/fattable.jpg
May 23rd, 2007 at 4:20 pm
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jon says:
well played, sir
May 23rd, 2007 at 7:56 pm
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Nick Saban says:
I don’t have time for this shit.
May 25th, 2007 at 9:08 pm