FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: TILSA LOZANO
We’ve been carpet-bombing Friday Cheesecake something fierce the past three weeks, so he bar is raised as to quality and quantity. We balance the two by first giving you our Friday Cheesecake Selection, this time from ace South American Torta Correspondent Kleph, who recommends Tilsa Lozano, Miss Playboy Peru, who comes in both static and animated varieties.
Static:

More static visuals:

And video:
Enjoy your Friday, you depraved, depraved people.









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kleph says:
and the EDSBS Cheesecake GoogleMap is now updated.
May 18th, 2007 at 9:40 am
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Coop says:
Just so I understand. Does the Friday chick have to be a “chica?”
Are we ever getting an American or European girl, or is the point to have a woman from below the equator?
FYI, I don’t know if it is below the equator or not, as I did not major in geography or have looked at a globe since middle school.
May 18th, 2007 at 9:55 am
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drogue says:
That’s a serious turd cutter.
May 18th, 2007 at 9:56 am
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Whitey says:
That was a clip from the news???!!!!!
I’m moving.
May 18th, 2007 at 10:01 am
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Kahuna says:
For the “Cheesecake in Your Neighborhood” files: If you’re ever in Washington, DC and are looking for good examples of EDSBS-style hotness, do yourself a favor and hang out near the Inter-American Development Bank (13th & New York NW). I was there the other day for a meeting and was floored by the parade of phenomenal chicas just in the 5 minutes I waiting to get my visitor badge. I have a funny feeling the IADB doesn’t hire on resume alone…
May 18th, 2007 at 10:10 am
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Coop says:
Google Maps has cleared up my question, since Anna Nicole Smith was added.
However, it raises another question: Is it just big backsides?
Myself, I prefer “pancake butt.” Like Mom used to make…
May 18th, 2007 at 10:22 am
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Simon Kenton says:
Best cheescake ever………
May 18th, 2007 at 10:37 am
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DC Trojan says:
Kahuna: on a smaller scale there’s much the same at the Organization of American States office on the 1800 block of F St NW. There’s actually a “Juan Valdez” coffee shop at the corner of 19th and F which has some very… compelling patrons as a result.
Unfortunately, I found this out because I was across the street on a project at the GSA headquarters, which is the anti-hottness. It’s surprising that there hasn’t been some kind of matter / anti-matter implosion. as a result.
May 18th, 2007 at 10:39 am
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nixforsix says:
Sure checking out cheescake is awesome…but a chance to hear a techno remix of Brit Brit’s Lucky. Well that’s just blissfull.
May 18th, 2007 at 10:43 am
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CLT Dawg says:
It’s all about the bunda – the round, firm, luscious, delectable, bunda. Pardon me while I “retire” for a few minutes…..
May 18th, 2007 at 10:43 am
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Kahuna says:
DC Trojan: I have noticed the talent level at OAS as well. Unfortunately, I spend entirely too much of my time dealing with some of the regulars over there (aka PermReps) and just seeing them makes my head hurt, so I only go when required. Good call for people not afflicted by their profession like me though…
May 18th, 2007 at 10:50 am
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Bullfrog says:
Coop, there was a poll or something a while back that resulted in the official cheerleaders of EDSBS being the lovely ladies of Telemundo.
May 18th, 2007 at 10:53 am
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Southern Papa says:
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
How I’d like to get that far!
May 18th, 2007 at 10:55 am
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AtomicDog says:
DC and Kahuna-
The authentic cheesecake you are looking for is north on 16th Street and left down Mt. Pleasant Avenue, my stomping grounds when I am home.
May 18th, 2007 at 10:59 am
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Mätt says:
I don’t speak much Spanish, but just from those few seconds of her talking, you can tell she’s about as smart as Reggie Ball.
Obviously, I’d still like to engage in various physical activities that may or may not still be illegal in 17 states.
May 18th, 2007 at 11:03 am
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Orson Swindle says:
There is a poll, and it will change sometime around the summer when we elect a new cheesecake theme.
Personally, we’re pulling for women with guns or knives, but that’s just us.
May 18th, 2007 at 11:04 am
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Alex says:
Yes, please continue the Latin-American cheesecake going. No one else knows how to move those a$$es quite the way they do.
May 18th, 2007 at 11:06 am
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PJ from NU in SF says:
Orson, I second the motion. Heavily-armed women = hotness.
May 18th, 2007 at 11:08 am
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DC Trojan says:
AtomicDog, I’ll have to take your word for it . Given my track record of narrowly avoiding one-car-wrecks from watching joggers along Rock Creek Parkway, I can’t risk the same when I drive down around that neighborhood. That’s because I’m already having to pay attention to not hitting one of the following:
- erratic hipster pedestrians who don’t get either the whole right of way thing or basic physics
- groups of self – righteous cyclists who don’t give a shit about right of way and think they have karmic immunity to the laws of physics because they aren’t in a car
- recent arrivals driving older imports in a somewhat erratic fashion.
FWIW I prefer the last of the three because it reminds me of traversing the Harbor Freeway in college and also because of misplaced immigrant solidarity… don’t know what I’d do if the recent arrivals then joined groups 1 and 2…
May 18th, 2007 at 11:17 am
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kleph says:
i have to admit, this is one of the things that gets me out the door early each morning to get my run on.
May 18th, 2007 at 11:24 am
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Brian says:
God Damnit, Im so close yet so far from the DC chicas…being in Columbia, MD. I will have to get to the DC office soon though, and savor the sites and sounds of all that might be.
May 18th, 2007 at 11:47 am
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Mätt says:
Orson, your poll starts and ends right now. Chicks holding AK-47s > everything.
May 18th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
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GamecockTony says:
Bueno.
May 18th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
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dogtown gator says:
Um… I vote for pole vaulters.
May 18th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
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dogtown gator says:
Eh. Link went down. Try this one.
May 18th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
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Jon hates Russian spammers and UofA says:
You can’t please all of the people all of the time, but I don’t see why we can’t have Latina chicas con pistolas y cuchillos.
Just sayin’.
May 18th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
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Ahab says:
Nice video! EDSBS just keeps raising the bar.
May 18th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
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Stacey Keibler Luvs Me says:
Cleanse the Palate Dept:
Each week I think that it would be cool to have a change of pace in the cheescake Friday thing. Perhaps skinny supermodels from the UK one week such as Ms. Moss dancing in the White Stripes video. Or, hot blondes from Russia. Or, something more college footballish, such as cheerleaders from the SEC vs Pac 10 or something. But, then, I check out the EDSBS’s pictures of the day and the pretty ladies with big butts knock out all rationale alternative thoughts.
May 18th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
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southernmost says:
You know, I can’t think of nothin’ finer than a fine naked woman holdin’ a gun.
Thank you, Mr. Figs.
May 18th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
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Coop says:
That is some serious talent that is being wasted on Cal-Berkeley.
Gracias, dogtown Gator.
May 18th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
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General Chow says:
goooodnesssss…..aiiiiiiiiy…..glad I get to see Mamis like this in person and in-the-flesh down here in Mihammy/Fort Liquordale…so Fla Gators…wooohooo….mebbe I’ll see some on the deep sea fishing vessel tommorow >….laters yall have a fun weekend
May 18th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
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Yost says:
Man, I hate to be a voice in the wilderness here but I don’t think this cheesecake is up to the same high standards Orson and EDSBS have set in the past. I mean, the girl on the main page before the break is cute but upon further review, the lower half looks like it could be significantly wider than the upper.
Couple that with “sand girl’s” less than cheesecake worthy face (her lower half is just fine) and, I’m just saying, I really feel Orson just went through the cheesecake motions today. I can only hope this doesn’t cost them when the latest cheesecake polls come out.
May 18th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
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kleph says:
well, that might be your take, yost, but hawaiian tropic and playboy both disagree with you. needless to day, i have to defer to their expertise on the subject matter. as a result, i suggest you study the homework materials more closely.
May 18th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
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Oski and ye shall receive says:
Coop-
For the record…it’s just Cal. Not Cal-Berkeley. The Berkeley part is implied. We are Berkeley or UC Berkeley (only in non-sports related contexts), University of California, California, or Cal. Got it? I’m sure you’re not the least bit confused now. People saying Cal-Berkeley has lead to people saying Cal State Berkeley which is just horribly horribly wrong. It’s even ended up on game t-shirts.
So…yeah…just Cal.
May 18th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
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kleph says:
now can you explain why you insist on mispronouncing the bishop’s name?
May 18th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
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Stacey Keibler Luvs Me says:
Cal Pole Vaulter vs. South American “Model”
I cannot decide which babe is hotter. I think I will need to look at ‘em pictures more closely for a while longer…..
May 18th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
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Stretch says:
A-Dog,
Mt. Pleasant is pretty good for the authentic bunda, bunda. However, overall the World Bank cafeteria is much better. Of course its not just the SA variety, but global and the food is great.
Mt.. Pleasant does have the BEST bar in all the district, the Raven. God, I love that place, but haven’t been back in years.
May 18th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
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tom says:
Matt,
She says that she’s 21 and studies restaurant management. Probably not exactly top of the class. But that’s not why she was posted here.
May 18th, 2007 at 11:41 pm
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GatorKK says:
I lend my full support to the all-Latina Friday Cheesecake business model.
DE BUNDA. KAHMING ALL DE TIME!
May 18th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
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Raleigh says:
Orson,
I’m disappointed in you. When I went to the pole vaulter link, I was expecting cheesecake involving track and field equipment. But I found actual pictures of a young female athlete. There’s a big difference between cheesecake and pictures of a young girl competing in public. Women who pose for cheescake or porn are fair game, and I enjoy looking at them. But allowing a link to pictures of a teenager who didn’t pose for that purpose is over the line. You shouldn’t have allowed that. This isn’t a question of legality, it’s a question of what’s right. If that were my daughter or sister, I’d be pissed. Allowing the link is just wrong.
I’m going to assume you just didn’t look at the link and assumed it was legitimate cheesecake, as did I. I know that the pictures are already out there, and people will find it anyway, but you don’t have to foster their depravity.
Raleigh
May 19th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
The chicas of Friday Cheescake have inspired me to start taking Spanish lessons… seriously… might even get around to Porteugese… who knows
May 20th, 2007 at 10:44 pm