VALUE ADDED! QUINN IN LEATHER, EDSBS VERSION

What? No soundtrack?

Just play this in the background.

Paging boifromtroi, I guess. The actually wedding photo gallery is rather hilarious, although his sister does have some nice boobies. A little saggy, but I’m sure AJ can pay for a fix up.

Villiage Idiot Dept:

Looks like Brady was having too much fun dressing up like a Village Person.

I wonder what Joe Theismann thinks about his fellow Notre Dame grad’s latest shenanigans?

(Memo to Joe T: Kick his ass good next time you see him and teach him how to act like a man. Because, it looks like plain words do not get to this boy.)

Anyone who needs manhood lessons from Joe Theisman is already too far gone for help and ought to just go ahead and buy the entire Pet Shop Boys back catalog on iTunes.

Thanks for the song Orson. [insert generic “That is unfortunate on so many different levels” comment here]

where’s the pic of aj dressed up as the indian?

(sigh) Goddammit. I gotta start rooting for a new team. Rutgers? Hmm, maybe Georgia. Or Cal.

I don’t know what is more disturbing, the Quinn pics or the fact that Orson was even vaguely aware of the existence of that video…

It’s kind of sad how far the gay aesthetic has fallen — from the very cool Pet Shop Boys (appreciated the lyrical reference on the pics) to that idiot with two lyrics. Going from subtle, and much more interesting, to overt isn’t progress…

In a cosmic bit of situational comedy, just as I saw the picture of Quinn parading as … well … as Quinn, the ATL Braves announcer on the telly referenced something about a “spray chart”.

I think it’s important to mentionthat Brady no longer plays for ND. So you can’t hold this against us.

Rememebr, it was a tOSU wedding, and there are 4 tOSU fuckeyes dressed similarly.

He is the only groomsmen without a mullet.

I take that back—one guy didn’t have a mullet, but he did have the obligatory tOSU facial hair.

J-Jeethuth Chritht.

I was stunned by the what what song/video. I can’t even imagine what happens over at Halo (or anywhere else in Midtown ATL) when they crank that bitch up to max volume. Head for the hills!

Can you hear our clear heels? Click-clack, bitches.

Orson, I had no idea you were such an artiste. Props for adding value to the pic.

Plus, doesn’t Quinn have like a publicist or PR person, some guy that just takes him aside and tells him, buddy, grabbing another man’s crotch and being photographed – that might not be such a good idea?

+ 1 MCab

Wooderson, nice try disavowing your recently graduated star QB, but since we all had a good laugh last year at Leinart between the herpes on a stick (formal name: Paris “Hoosegow Hoochy Mama” Hilton) and the child out of wedlock, you’re going to hear more about Brady “You’re with me Pleather” Quinn.

With the collection of mullets in those photos, I’d wager that the bride and groom left in a mid 80’s IROC Camero.

Is it true that AJ will be making a guest appearance on that new GEICO Caveman tv show?

DC Trojan,

Point taken. So did the little leinart come into this world yet? I don’t remember a press announcement.

The village people also include AJ Hawk as the “Indian”. I think he’s the only one without a mullet in the groom’s party.

http://harcarphotography.com/featured.html

I guess we can all laugh at Brady and the many pseudo-homoerotic pictures, but the fact is your girlfriend would still sleep with him if given the opportunity.

Interesting that this was “A.J. Hawk’s wedding”…you know…considering who the bride was and all.

As an ND fan I will make no attempt to disavow Brady. I have two conclusions based on the pictures. He is either 1) so straight he has absolutely no problem playing gay for laughs, in which case the mockery of the internets means nothing to him; or 2) he’s actually gay, in which case all the clever internet wiseasses end up as homophobic assholes.

Oh, and Harris? Sack up. Compared to Theisman, Regis Philbin, and Bill Laimbeer, Quinn is nowhere near our most embarassing alum. At least none of our Heisman Trophy winners are double murderers.

FWIW, that’s Bobby Carpenter as the Indian, not AJ…

In any event, that’s one wedding party you’d probably not want to pick a fight with, despite the costumes….

And as a heterosexual male, I can be comfortable in my masculinity saying that Brady Quinn is an attractive guy, but put him in THAT wedding party and he’s freakin’ Brad Pitt mixed with lates 1960s Paul Newman…Not that I think those guys are hot…or any guys are hot…OK, I’m gonna shut up now…

I’m looking for an outfit that says, “Daddy loves leather.”

Wooderson, Mini Leinart was born last October. I’m pretty sure that someone on this blog linked to the picture showing the mother chilling with Rudy Carpenter at a basketball game – you’d think she had learned her lesson about hanging out with quarterbacks.

ProfKid93, what are you talking about? OJ was acqui… ah-hahhahahaha; sorry that was worth a try but reality intervened. It’s unfortunate that Jose Napoleon Duarte didn’t play football for Notre Dame but I guess you can’t have everything.

Sensing trouble, Quinn points to the rowdy wedding crashers, while reaching for an apparent half roll of dimes he’s got stashed away, and cautions that it would be best for everyone’s interest if they leave now, without any trouble.

DevilGrad, I already own the entire Pet Shop Boys back catalog — on CD, not just in digital format — and other than thinking that Mark Richt is a beautiful man, I am happily, unimpeachably straight.

As for Joe Theisman, let’s see LT snap your tibia and/or fibula like a No.2 pencil and see how much manliness you’re able to retain.

ProfKid93, I wasn’t smart enough, rich enough or athletic enough to go to Notre Dame, so I’m not an alum. I did grow up Catholic in the midwest, though, so rooting for ND was sort of a given. I gave up the Catholicism (no masturbation or premarital sex? Fuck that) but I can’t shake Notre Dame, try as I might. I don’t care at all about the Browns, but I really hope Quinn is the second coming of Joe Montana just to watch the haters choke on it. Of course, it would be a damn sight easier to root for him if he’d quite getting photographed doing this kind of thing. Not because I’m afraid he’s gay (who gives a shit about that?) but because I’m afraid he’s just a fucking moron.

I’d hit that.

I don’t know what photo is more embarrasing for quinn, this one, or the one where he’s shamelessly plugging to be the #1 draft pick, or this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6M9fIincgM

suck on it bitches

GO BROWNS!!