MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: YOUR HONOR, WE REQUEST A MUSTACHE
Stand back, ladies and gentleman. The aggregate manliness of this picture may knock panties off pudenda, impregnate virgins, and cause thick dark hair to sprout on young male children spontaneously.
Courtesy of reader Matt and the Wall Street Journal Law Blog...
LAWYERMUSTACHE-A-PALOOZA!!!

Motion approved--you may begin your day properly now.
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I don’t know why, but all of the Fembots in the office around me just exploded.
by Out of Conference on May 16, 2007 9:24 AM EDT reply actions
Taft was President and Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. If that guy doesn’t deserve his own Mustache Wednesday, then who does?
by Neil on May 16, 2007 9:27 AM EDT reply actions
Lawyer Mustasha Pallusa? He’s involved in Guantanamo defense work, I just know it…
by panhandler on May 16, 2007 9:41 AM EDT reply actions
Neil—because he would be a repeat, something we try to avoid with the exception of Sam Elliott and Burt Reynolds.
by Orson Swindle on May 16, 2007 9:48 AM EDT reply actions
Too much! The chin portion of the goatee just fell off my high school football pictures. My mom just called the local Parish to get a priest out for an exorcism.
by Brewster Crew on May 16, 2007 10:22 AM EDT reply actions
Is that Peyton Manning in the bottom left, and a younger, more debonair, pre-shock and awe version of Saddam to the left of hockey mullet ?
by Out of Conference on May 16, 2007 10:33 AM EDT reply actions
Well, that is certainly a lot of….. something.
Just 37 hours until Cheesecake Friday.
WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!
by GamecockTony on May 16, 2007 11:04 AM EDT reply actions
No Geraldo? That’s a fine, if sleezy, mustachioed attorney.
by Gator03 on May 16, 2007 12:35 PM EDT reply actions
Somewhere there’s a Camaro looking for an owner…
by tOSU_radar on May 16, 2007 1:36 PM EDT reply actions
I’m with number nine…hopin’, wishin’, prayin’ an’ dreamin’ about the next Friday cheesecake exhibition.
by sb on May 16, 2007 1:57 PM EDT reply actions
I don’t trust any of these guys. Where is Jackie Chiles?
by Crabapple Buck on May 16, 2007 2:46 PM EDT reply actions
Wilford Brimley (bottom right) is gonna sue your ass for DIABEETUS!
by Gator KK on May 16, 2007 3:22 PM EDT reply actions

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