SYLVESTER CROONS!
Sylvester Croom’s already lived three lives in one: Alabama offensive legend, NFL coach, family man, lover, fighter, and now the first African-American head coach in the SEC. He truly has grown into a man of all seasons, a philosopher-king in his own right.
And now, he wants to share his greatest joy with you: the joy of music. Please, bear with the atrocious audio quality of the first minute (the producers said the song “needed edge!”) and listen to Sylvester Croom’s debut album, available on Mud Dog Records for only $39.95, including bonus concert DVD.
We now present to the world…Sylvester Croom, laying down hot tracks on his debut album dropping right here, right now: Sylvester…Croons.
(Psst! Hey! All you need to know is that Sylvester Croom has a very, very deep voice. Proceed!)
Finally, it’s happened to all of us: Sylvester Croom sings.
Filed under: Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, Southeastern Conference, bizarro superman says you're welcome, consumerriffic!, hardcore!, how deep is your love? by Orson Swindle
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Man - that’s top 10 material, right up there with Unknown Hinson!!! Perhaps they could do a duet?
I had no idea our coach was soooo multi-faceted.
Comment by yoyofutbawl — May 15, 2007 @ 7:30 am
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GOULET!!!
Comment by RedDevilEA — May 15, 2007 @ 8:14 am
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Clarence Carter Clarence Carter Clarence Carter ooohSHIT! Clarence Carter!
Comment by panhandler — May 15, 2007 @ 8:30 am
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Croom hits the low notes…and the panties just drop. He may not be able to recruit or coach a lick, but Barry White didn’t have shit on Sylvester Croom.
Comment by fresh — May 15, 2007 @ 8:55 am
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You’ll never find
(dah dah da dadada)
another coach like mine…
who can beat Bama
but lose to Tuuuuulaaaaane.
Comment by jakldawg — May 15, 2007 @ 9:05 am
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I think the girl in the cube next to mine is pregnant after that
Comment by Jerkwheat — May 15, 2007 @ 9:08 am
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That Sylvester Croom is no Lee Corso. That’s a fact!
+1 to #5
Comment by Aerobab — May 15, 2007 @ 9:26 am
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That first song was painful - Sly needs to stick with Hank Williams Sr for the country covers, but plainly the vintage disco is what moves him - a pre-game concert of just Bee-Gees material would prompt a panties blizzard of Arctic proportions.
Comment by DC Trojan — May 15, 2007 @ 9:48 am
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The American Idol Judges Give Their Critique:
Randy: “Crooms, old dog, you sounded pitchy, but its a’right”
Paula: “Sly; you are the bomb”
Simon: “Forget Crooms, Orson Swindle the announcer was worse than Seacrest. Orson, don’t quit your daytime job, even if it is debt collecting in the ghetto.”
Comment by Harvey Wireman — May 15, 2007 @ 10:30 am
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Jerkwheat—when he hit the low, humming part in “How Deep is Your Love”–I heard 4 women (and one guy) on my side of the office simultaneously orgasm. And I slightly peed myself, though I’m not sure why.
Comment by RaginCajunRebel — May 15, 2007 @ 10:48 am
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Jakl-
Maine can fit in there just as well.
Comment by AtomicDog — May 15, 2007 @ 10:53 am
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#5 is almost siren worthy. That was hysterical!
Comment by Beatuofa — May 15, 2007 @ 12:17 pm
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Lou Rawls passing the torch!! Next thing you know, Ors, er, Sly will be doing the TV spots for Accent!
Comment by tOSU_radar — May 15, 2007 @ 12:45 pm
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after the season when croom gets canned don’t be surprised to see him on top of the charts.
if you think his crooning is amazing, i hear his flow is sick and he is about to change the rap game for ever with his soon to be hit single “The seat is hot.”
Comment by Jim Harbaugh Scramble — May 15, 2007 @ 1:19 pm
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OH, MY, GOD!!! I have nothing useful to say but I just had to respond.
Comment by brain — May 15, 2007 @ 2:08 pm
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I’m glad Croom will have something to fall back on this November.
Comment by Travis Swenson — May 15, 2007 @ 2:37 pm
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Damn, Croom sings lower than Alabama has fallen!!!
THREADJACK, BITCHES!!!!
Comment by NewAZTiger — May 15, 2007 @ 4:12 pm
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I’ve been so busy at work that I can’t even participate in this threadjack. I don’t have time for this shit.
Comment by Newspaper Hack — May 15, 2007 @ 5:32 pm
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What did the 5 fingers say to the Bammer?
SMACK, BITCHES!!!!!
Comment by NewAZTiger — May 15, 2007 @ 6:19 pm
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O.K. yeah man that’s really funny stuff there, i mean you’re a friggin riot……….let’s stick to sports here and not be too racist….thanks
Comment by mstatefan — August 8, 2007 @ 5:58 pm