SYLVESTER CROONS!
Sylvester Croom’s already lived three lives in one: Alabama offensive legend, NFL coach, family man, lover, fighter, and now the first African-American head coach in the SEC. He truly has grown into a man of all seasons, a philosopher-king in his own right.
And now, he wants to share his greatest joy with you: the joy of music. Please, bear with the atrocious audio quality of the first minute (the producers said the song “needed edge!”) and listen to Sylvester Croom’s debut album, available on Mud Dog Records for only $39.95, including bonus concert DVD.
We now present to the world…Sylvester Croom, laying down hot tracks on his debut album dropping right here, right now: Sylvester…Croons.
(Psst! Hey! All you need to know is that Sylvester Croom has a very, very deep voice. Proceed!)
Finally, it’s happened to all of us: Sylvester Croom sings.
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yoyofutbawl says:
Man – that’s top 10 material, right up there with Unknown Hinson!!! Perhaps they could do a duet?
I had no idea our coach was soooo multi-faceted.
May 15th, 2007 at 7:30 am
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RedDevilEA says:
GOULET!!!
May 15th, 2007 at 8:14 am
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panhandler says:
Clarence Carter Clarence Carter Clarence Carter ooohSHIT! Clarence Carter!
May 15th, 2007 at 8:30 am
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fresh says:
Croom hits the low notes…and the panties just drop. He may not be able to recruit or coach a lick, but Barry White didn’t have shit on Sylvester Croom.
May 15th, 2007 at 8:55 am
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jakldawg says:
You’ll never find
(dah dah da dadada)
another coach like mine…
who can beat Bama
but lose to Tuuuuulaaaaane.
May 15th, 2007 at 9:05 am
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Jerkwheat says:
I think the girl in the cube next to mine is pregnant after that
May 15th, 2007 at 9:08 am
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Aerobab says:
That Sylvester Croom is no Lee Corso. That’s a fact!
+1 to #5
May 15th, 2007 at 9:26 am
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DC Trojan says:
That first song was painful – Sly needs to stick with Hank Williams Sr for the country covers, but plainly the vintage disco is what moves him – a pre-game concert of just Bee-Gees material would prompt a panties blizzard of Arctic proportions.
May 15th, 2007 at 9:48 am
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Harvey Wireman says:
The American Idol Judges Give Their Critique:
Randy: “Crooms, old dog, you sounded pitchy, but its a’right”
Paula: “Sly; you are the bomb”
Simon: “Forget Crooms, Orson Swindle the announcer was worse than Seacrest. Orson, don’t quit your daytime job, even if it is debt collecting in the ghetto.”
May 15th, 2007 at 10:30 am
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RaginCajunRebel says:
Jerkwheat—when he hit the low, humming part in “How Deep is Your Love”–I heard 4 women (and one guy) on my side of the office simultaneously orgasm. And I slightly peed myself, though I’m not sure why.
May 15th, 2007 at 10:48 am
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AtomicDog says:
Jakl-
Maine can fit in there just as well.
May 15th, 2007 at 10:53 am
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Beatuofa says:
#5 is almost siren worthy. That was hysterical!
May 15th, 2007 at 12:17 pm
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tOSU_radar says:
Lou Rawls passing the torch!! Next thing you know, Ors, er, Sly will be doing the TV spots for Accent!
May 15th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
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Jim Harbaugh Scramble says:
after the season when croom gets canned don’t be surprised to see him on top of the charts.
if you think his crooning is amazing, i hear his flow is sick and he is about to change the rap game for ever with his soon to be hit single “The seat is hot.”
May 15th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
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brain says:
OH, MY, GOD!!! I have nothing useful to say but I just had to respond.
May 15th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
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Travis Swenson says:
I’m glad Croom will have something to fall back on this November.
May 15th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
Damn, Croom sings lower than Alabama has fallen!!!
THREADJACK, BITCHES!!!!
May 15th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
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Newspaper Hack says:
I’ve been so busy at work that I can’t even participate in this threadjack. I don’t have time for this shit.
May 15th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
What did the 5 fingers say to the Bammer?
SMACK, BITCHES!!!!!
May 15th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
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mstatefan says:
O.K. yeah man that’s really funny stuff there, i mean you’re a friggin riot……….let’s stick to sports here and not be too racist….thanks
August 8th, 2007 at 5:58 pm