SYLVESTER CROONS!

by Orson on May 15, 2007 7:35 AM EDT

Sylvester Croom's already lived three lives in one: Alabama offensive legend, NFL coach, family man, lover, fighter, and now the first African-American head coach in the SEC. He truly has grown into a man of all seasons, a philosopher-king in his own right.

And now, he wants to share his greatest joy with you: the joy of music. Please, bear with the atrocious audio quality of the first minute (the producers said the song "needed edge!") and listen to Sylvester Croom's debut album, available on Mud Dog Records for only $39.95, including bonus concert DVD.

We now present to the world...Sylvester Croom, laying down hot tracks on his debut album dropping right here, right now: Sylvester...Croons.

(Psst! Hey! All you need to know is that Sylvester Croom has a very, very deep voice. Proceed!)

MP3 File

Finally, it's happened to all of us: Sylvester Croom sings.

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Man – that’s top 10 material, right up there with Unknown Hinson!!! Perhaps they could do a duet?

I had no idea our coach was soooo multi-faceted.

by yoyofutbawl on May 15, 2007 8:30 AM EDT reply actions

GOULET!!!

by RedDevilEA on May 15, 2007 9:14 AM EDT reply actions

Clarence Carter Clarence Carter Clarence Carter ooohSHIT! Clarence Carter!

by panhandler on May 15, 2007 9:30 AM EDT reply actions

Croom hits the low notes…and the panties just drop. He may not be able to recruit or coach a lick, but Barry White didn’t have shit on Sylvester Croom.

by fresh on May 15, 2007 9:55 AM EDT reply actions

You’ll never find
(dah dah da dadada)
another coach like mine…
who can beat Bama
but lose to Tuuuuulaaaaane.

by jakldawg on May 15, 2007 10:05 AM EDT reply actions

I think the girl in the cube next to mine is pregnant after that

by Jerkwheat on May 15, 2007 10:08 AM EDT reply actions

That Sylvester Croom is no Lee Corso. That’s a fact!

+1 to #5

by Aerobab on May 15, 2007 10:26 AM EDT reply actions

That first song was painful – Sly needs to stick with Hank Williams Sr for the country covers, but plainly the vintage disco is what moves him – a pre-game concert of just Bee-Gees material would prompt a panties blizzard of Arctic proportions.

by DC Trojan on May 15, 2007 10:48 AM EDT reply actions

The American Idol Judges Give Their Critique:

Randy: “Crooms, old dog, you sounded pitchy, but its a’right”

Paula: “Sly; you are the bomb”

Simon: “Forget Crooms, Orson Swindle the announcer was worse than Seacrest. Orson, don’t quit your daytime job, even if it is debt collecting in the ghetto.”

by Harvey Wireman on May 15, 2007 11:30 AM EDT reply actions

Jerkwheat—-when he hit the low, humming part in “How Deep is Your Love”—I heard 4 women (and one guy) on my side of the office simultaneously orgasm. And I slightly peed myself, though I’m not sure why.

by RaginCajunRebel on May 15, 2007 11:48 AM EDT reply actions

Jakl-

Maine can fit in there just as well.

by AtomicDog on May 15, 2007 11:53 AM EDT reply actions

is almost siren worthy. That was hysterical!

by Beatuofa on May 15, 2007 1:17 PM EDT reply actions

Lou Rawls passing the torch!! Next thing you know, Ors, er, Sly will be doing the TV spots for Accent!

by tOSU_radar on May 15, 2007 1:45 PM EDT reply actions

after the season when croom gets canned don’t be surprised to see him on top of the charts.

if you think his crooning is amazing, i hear his flow is sick and he is about to change the rap game for ever with his soon to be hit single “The seat is hot.”

by Jim Harbaugh Scramble on May 15, 2007 2:19 PM EDT reply actions