FULMER CUP SCOREBOARD: QUIET...TOO QUIET

Ooh Ooh! Teacher I have one. This happened about two weeks ago, and his hearing was today. No word on what happened. Most likely just a fine and maybe some form of probation.

http://www.clarionledger.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2007705120346

Sorry for the delay, but it’s a misdemeanor driving on a suspended license charge and driving the wrong way on a one way street. It’s not exactly something that would make Ellis T. Jones proud, but it is a way for my team to enter into the Fulmer Cup standings, and I wouldn’t want us to miss out on an opportunity to put some points on the board, since we did come in last in the SEC in scoring offense last year.

I look forward to the Fulmer Cup standings weekly. Thank you for creating this years ago.

Orson,

The reason it is so quiet, to quote Alice Cooper, is that “school’s …..out ….for…. summer”. We’ll have to wait until June for our proud student athletes return back to campus to lift weights, run stairs and take their “clapping for credit” classes to see the kind of mayhem we’ve enjoyed the last month or so.

He got fired for having the 69th best recruiting class? Shit, I bet the D-Coaches at Sac. St. are sweating major bullets right now.

Perhaps Texas ATM deserves honorary Fulmer Cup points due to the fact that, for the second time in a month, the official athletic site credits them with a win they didn’t actually, you know, win:

http://www.aggieathletics.com/sports/football/history/opp/texastech.html

Sept. 30, 2006 College Station W 27 31

Um, wrong.

Or maybe there should be a Pyrrhus Cup, of which ATM will always be the sole winner, but only at the cost of the credibility of their entire athletic department.

Just because the student-athletes (chuckles @ student) are away from the campus in no way means that the crime wave will cease. Once the boys meet up with their old buddies from the hood, I’d expect a short term increase in extracuricular activity.

The Big12 needs to get its act together. The Big12’ers can assault, cheat, and steal with the best of em. Very poor showing thus far.

There should really be a separate award for “being a less-than-outstanding role model for your players.”

The Switzer Cup, perhaps?

Rome – When you’re being passed by the miggidy-miggidy-MAC daddies in the standings, you need to step it up.

Conference that Can’t Count Represent!

you know all is quiet on the fulmer cup front when the buckeyes aren’t somewhere on the cup radar.

teflon tressel must be running a tight ship this year.

Maybe one of those other CFB Blogs that like to do, you know, actual math, (SMQ, MGoBlog, anybody?) might be interested in charting FC incidents by date over the last couple of years and see if there is any correlation between the time of year and the level of activity.

Is he related to John Thompson? John is no longer the head coach there, right?

No, Donnie is not related to John. They don’t share the same skin pigment.

PPhead, without doing the math, I would imagine there is an extremely high direct correlation with player misconduct and months on a calendar.

When does the Fulmer Cup get going? When the boys are free to play in the spring semester, spring practice and “voluntary” workouts aside.

Why doesn’t ESPN report these things? There is a simple answer…none of those schools are south of West Palm Beach.