Where: At NowLive, where you can chat with each other and the show hosts throughout the broadcast in the online forum (which has gotten damn lively). To phone in to the show, just call (310) 984-7600. LISTEN AND YOUR PENIS AND OR BOOBS WILL GROW!!!
What: Tonight’s special guest is…Bill from ATLEagle, who we’ll ask exactly who this Jeff Jaogdadzknginski guy is, and how he ended up coaching the Boston College Eagles. We’ll also be taking your calls and e-messages, which if you send them to us will MAKE YOUR PENIS AND OR BOOBS GROW LARGER!!!
Four Questions: As always, our four questions for the night.
1. What is your favorite football play/scheme/thing that goes boom.
The ‘bone. It’s like a square dance breaking out in the backfield.
2. Tell us your favorite football movie.
There’s a whole series to be done here, but only one answer for the college ranks really matters: The Program. Starting defense! Place at the table!
3. Are you blitzing? A philosophical and literal question, really.
4. Most suggestive piece of football terminology? Besides the ‘bone, since we’re claiming that. Getting deep penetration is just too easy, y’all, so we expect creative answers.
Your Fulmer Cup scoreboard for the week of May 14th finds things awfully quiet on the Fulmer Cup…too quiet, if you ask us….
Note follows–not notes, but note. That’s how quiet it is.
Notes, errata, and apologies.
Eastern Carolina needs some points for next week for the strange arrest of their defensive line coach Donnie Thompson. Thompson, now the former defensive line coach, falsified $11,000 in expense reports during what he calls recruiting. Given ECU’s 69th ranked recruiting class, Thompson should have falsified a few thousand more in expenses. It should be mentioned that East Carolina did fire him for this.
Three points for stealing from your employer and being a less-than-outstanding role model for your players. Though you certainly get an ‘A’ for effort in the recruiting department, Donnie. The dancers of Greenville thank you for your efforts.
Sylvester Croom’s already lived three lives in one: Alabama offensive legend, NFL coach, family man, lover, fighter, and now the first African-American head coach in the SEC. He truly has grown into a man of all seasons, a philosopher-king in his own right.
And now, he wants to share his greatest joy with you: the joy of music. Please, bear with the atrocious audio quality of the first minute (the producers said the song “needed edge!”) and listen to Sylvester Croom’s debut album, available on Mud Dog Records for only $39.95, including bonus concert DVD.
We now present to the world…Sylvester Croom, laying down hot tracks on his debut album dropping right here, right now: Sylvester…Croons.
(Psst! Hey! All you need to know is that Sylvester Croom has a very, very deep voice. Proceed!)
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