WEEKENDFER SAURIT: A FOOTBALL NAME FOR THE AGES

There’s got to be an Abbott and Costello skit in here somewhere-

Abbott and Costello in “Coaching Follies at Houston”

Costello: So, besides having fun and goofing off on Saturdays and Sunday’s, who do you have for defensive tackle?

Abbott: That’s what the Weekendfer.

Costello: Yes, I know you have fun after a tough work week, but who do you have for def line?

Abbott: I sad, that’s the Weekendfer.

Costello: Now, quit farting around. Who do have on the line?

Abbott: Weekender, goddamnitt!

Costello: Ok settle down, tell me the last name of the kid you have in mind at defenisve tackle.

Abbott: Weekender, Saurit!

Costello: Yeah, I fucking saw it alright. I was there with you over the weekend, you got hammered and pissed on that guy from NBC then grabbed whatshername’s ass.

Abott: wtf you talking about?

Houston represent.

It’s East Carolina! They’re pirates!! HARRRRRRRR! Of course he was stealing. Mike Leach should totally hire him!

The young man was conceived when Daddy was on a weekend furlough from prison?

It was one of those special nights, so I decided to wear my weekend fur – 2 bottles of thunderbird and a few puffs on a fat blunt later you were conceived…..

brrrraaappphhh! nevermind!

If only his middle name was “Digbonesoftyranno”

You say “felony.” I say “do-it-yourself pay raise.”

FWIW, Orson, you’ve given out Fulmer points for assistant coach DUIs before.

more fine sashimi:

http://und.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/kuntz_pat00.html

Pat Kuntz is a new one for me as an ND alum. I always thought that ND recruited guys simply because their names would sound cool over the stadium PA: Joey Goodspeed, Tony Driver, Jamie Stonebreaker, Rocky Boiman, Jarious Jackson… and now Pat Kuntz.

Weekendfer? I barely even know her!

Ryan, it was Michael Stonebreaker, not Jamie.

And the best name in ND history is still Hiawatha Francisco.

More Fulmer Cup: I know it’s only Western Kentucky, but it’s something to put on the ol scoreboard.
http://www.wbko.com/news/headlines/7342491.html

Nate, I’d forgotten about Fransico, but then again I wa only about 9 years old when I would have heard that name over the PA. And how could I have forgotten to mention Reggie Ho?

As a state employee myself, I can’t really blame the ECU coach, because there were probably as many legit expenses some harpy with a shaky grasp of PeopleSoft denied. In my experience I have had administrators a) magically shrink the distance between my university and a conference so the mileage matched the money left in the budget b) reimburse for rental cars, but not gas for said rental cars. All this on top of a $32/day out of state meal allowance.

Sonny Sixkiller has to be in the top 5 names.

As for Fulmer points critieria, shouldn’t the points be based on the likelihood the incident should be sanctioned by the NCAA ? (WWNCAAD?) Yet ironically, true Fulmerism is the fact that there is no NCAA penalty.

Fesser: this is because you must be punished for working on behalf of the citizenry of your fine state – that’s one part of being a civil servant that they don’t advertise, oddly enough.

Weekendfer = The result of a weekend furlough for mom or dad or both.