We could dress this up in too many trappings, but sometimes you just have to trim away the fat, put it on a plate, and let fine sashimi speak for itself.

That said, we present the next essential recruit to pine over for your team’s all-name slot: Weekendfer Saurit.


So big you had to name him after two days, maybe?

(HT: Mr. Broom.) The Fulmer Cup scoreboard will be fresh up tomorrow, delayed because we’re trying to determine if you give points to a team when their coach steals from their own program.

Until then, enjoy your evening.