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THE PEOPLE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD: DEFENSIVE COORDINATORS, PART TWO.

Part two of our series on the rush of new defensive coordinators this season. We'll keep typing just to get away from the abominable fart of a pun we just laid there...GO!

Corwin Brown, Notre Dame.

Status: n00b. A mysterious, veiled enigmariddle of a cipherman brought in from the dark, Skull 'n Bones-like Belichick fraternity to rebuild Notre Dame's shameful defense. (Brown only got this privilege, presumably after confessing his whole sexual history while laying naked in a coffin in a dark, candlelit room.)


So new you can't find photos of him in street clothes.

Skull 'n Bones-style fraternal networking may be the only powerful explanation behind Weis hiring a guy just four years removed from playing defensive back in the NFL.

Star-divide

Coach Cryptogram will implement Mangini/Cottrell/Belichick/Parcell's magical 3-4, both for personnel and personal reasons. It's an uncommon attack at the collegiate level, requiring gangs of linebackers and gravitation-distorting nose tackles. It also looks to be a long-term commitment, as Brown's busy enticing talented young fat men to South Bend already.

As bad as Notre Dame's defense has been over the past two years in big games, Brown can't help but improve. Logically, that's not true--they could get worse, in theory. However, the sheer funkiness of the 3-4's pressure schemes could be enough to buy Brown the time to fold more talent in over the coming years and take some pressure off the scandalized secondary. The hiring of a black coach at Notre Dame, no matter where you might stand on the "Notre Dame r 2whyte" argument, cannot hurt recruiting in Chicago's largely African-American and talent-rich inner city, either.

His biggest problem may be finding a way to rein in the most volatile factor in Notre Dame's defense, Tom Zbikowski, who spent most of his time in Rick Minter's scheme overrunning plays, laying the occasional blindside OOOOHHH hit, and getting napalmed by the deep ball. We like to think of him as the white Kyle Jackson, but with the proven ability to knock motherfuckers out for cash. Brown's got to turn him from a stuntman to a real safety, or he's going to be the Irish simulacrum of Scott Frost in next year's NFL draft.


Courtesy of Jamarcus Russell and Troy Smith.

John Thompson, Ole Miss.

Status: retread. The old balding one you pull out of your trunk that looks like rubber-eating moths have been attacking it. If you're looking for a fair assessment of Thompson, this isn't it--his fortunes boom in the SEC West and go to die in the SEC East, where we watched him blitz Florida out of games and eventually earthify* Eastern Carolina as a head coach before returning to South Carolina to lose his job as defensive coordinator.

A poor man's Joe Lee Dunn, and that statement represents a serious degree of poverty there, Thompson relies on a blitz-giddy system ultimately riddled with...

Commonly referred to as "the bucket of minnows" defense, Thompson's rushers stand around, change positions, knit, call people on their cell phones, and disguise their assignment until the last possible second. On passing downs, the sets can be nightmarish, an effect reflected in his defense's excellent passing stats during his tenure at Southern Miss, LSU, Arkansas, and Florida.

Run right at them, though, and the whole platoon scatters like bowling pins, something teams humble enough to settle down and do accomplish with great success. Tuberville, Saban, Miles and Nutt won't have any problem doing this. Summary statement of great gravity and import: this hire casts serious doubt on the competence of Ed Orgeron as a CEO-type coach. Surriously.

Having said that, we will be writing the rest of this post from an undisclosed location in the Jura Mountains of the Sudan. The Orgeron hears all.

Bill Doba, Washington State.

Status: retread. A retread of the trick question variety, because a.) he's coached WSU's defenses before, and b.) because he's still the head coach. Doba's return to coaching the defense is presumably designed to halt a four-year skid from the top of the conference rankings coinciding with Doba's promotion from defensive coordinator to head coach. And why the hell not--Pete Carroll does a fair job of balancing the two at USC, all the while maintaining Pilates-quality abs in the process. Doba's not even hoping for the abs bit.

Contrary to what your collective sports memory is telling you, the Cougars' defenses mattered as much to their success as Mike Price's four-wide offensive sets. Their 10-3 2003 team finished second in the Pac-10 in total defense, and Doba's defenses frequently led the league in sacks and takeaways. We can only see good things coming from the move, even if Doba lists Lee Corso as one of his primary references.

Wayne Bolt/Gene Chizik, Iowa State

Status: Glorious n00bs. Maybe the most ripe for success of any of the new appointees on the defensive side of the ball this year, and not just for their hypermasculine name combination. (Coach Bolt. Just sounds awesome, doesn't it?)

Chizik went to Auburn, and they went undefeated. Oh, and this happened.

Ooo WA AH AH AH. Then Chizik went to Texas, where they won a national title, turned Bob Stoops mojo inside out, and this happened.

Yeah, there's stats: Auburn hanging around the top three in the SEC every year in defense with Chizik, and Texas finishing in the top two each year with Chizik at the helm. The better data surrounding Gene Chizik is the anecdotal pain his defense brings over the course of four quarters. We've described them in the past as a cover-2 Anaconda: patient, brutal, and extremely dedicated to the game plan: bringing speed off the edge, asphyxiating the run, and letting the safeties commit outright atrocities on pass plays.

And Chizik will favor his attentions toward the defense while coordinating the attack with Wayne Bolt, a gifted coach from the pesky Troy State defensive school who can only benefit from working under Chizik. Iowa State's defense has had flashes of potential over the past few years. With Chizik already working with a deep knowledge of the conference and holding on to Bolt, who went through his first year at ISU last year, someone's getting Klatted in the Big 12 again this year.

Everett Withers, Minnesota.

Status: retread. Former defensive coordinator at Louisville back in the John L. Smith era, which again is an association of dubious value for a defensive guy. However, his 1996 unit did rank fourth in the country in total defense, and he did spend the last six years coaching the defensive backs of the Tennessee Titans, which entailed communicating commands and instructions to Pacman Jones in a manner he could understand. Anyone capable of this is not without talent.

Withers was hired to install "a 4-3 scheme built on speed 100 mph boom goes the dynamite blah blah." Unsure what that may mean, since it's what 98% of all defensive coaches say they're going to do. Given Minnesota's struggles on defense, those may be bad booms and not the good kind.

Whatever happens, it'll be exciting! Because Tim Brewster's excited! Excited?

Chuck Pagano, University of North Carolina.

Status: n00b. Normally we'd lobby against hiring anyone and anything associated with the 2006 Raiders, right down to the equipment boys and janitorial staff. Whatever they had, it doesn't respond to antibiotics, and once you catch it trained professional doctors just write the word "FUCKED" on your chart for a prognosis.

Yet Chuck Pagano, longtime Butch Davis assistant, actually did something sort of awe-inspiring last year, coaching the Raiders' secondary to first in the league in pass defense despite playing for a team whose phone calls Hope deliberately did not answer. On that basis alone, he's a sneaky but impressive pick, especially with Butch Davis sitting in on gameplanning. Add his fine work grooming the commandos of Miami's late-90s secondaries--ballhawking, fumble-causing dreadlocked demons--and Pagano shapes up to be a safe and potentially very sound pick for Davis' first staff.

Greg McMackin, Hawaii.

Status: Happy, happy retread. McMackin coached for Jones in Hawaii in 1999, bought a house, and was prepared to grow roots when Texas Tech offered him 350K to the 80 thousand he was making at the time. Jones all but ordered McMackin to go despite McMackin's role in reviving Hawaii's comatose defense in their 9-4 turnaround season.

Several winding stops later, the departure of outgoing DC Jerry Glanville to Portland State allowed McMackin to slide back in following a year off from coaching to recuperate from knee surgery. The whole point of this entry comes in two points:

1. McMackin's well-suited for the role of DC to an offense-first coach, having done time with Mike Leach and Dennis Erickson.

2. He's living the dream in Hawaii, and you're not.

With that, we leave you with Magnum. Note to self: make more friends who own their own helicopters.

*Drive them into the ground.

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This must be the all-name side of the bracket… Bolt AND McMackin… nice

by PeterPumpkinhead on May 14, 2007 1:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Thompson never actually coordinated a game at LSU — Saban reduced him to a crying heap inside of a month or so after he was hired.

by Billy on May 14, 2007 1:07 PM EDT reply actions  

On passing downs, the sets can be nightmarish, an effect reflected in his defense’s excellent passing stats during his tenure at Southern Miss, LSU, Arkansas, and Florida.
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FYI, he only coached at LSU for a month. During the offseason. Before resigning to take the DC job at Arkansas (LSU then hired Will Muschamp as DC/figurehead). Yet Thompson’s bio on the OM website says he “brings to Ole Miss experience from five Southeastern Conference schools ­ Florida, Alabama, Arkansas, LSU and South Carolina.”

by Amit Patel on May 14, 2007 1:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Nevermind, Muschamp wasn’t the DC that replaced Thompson. Brainfart.

by Amit Patel on May 14, 2007 1:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Coachorgeron hiredat Thompson cuh he sed he bringuhme a pailofdose minnows. And Coachorgeron needdose lilbaitfish whencoachgo fishindis weekend. See, Coachorgeron knose youneed good minnuhs wheniyuh trytah seduce those tasteeredanspecks onto thehuk, Coachorgeron needmo dansome floppywalmartwormsto make dishappen, datsthe Orgeronfamuh leesecret.

by LSUJoshua on May 14, 2007 1:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Excited? OF COURSE I’M EXCITED! YOU MUST BE EXCITED, OR YOU WILL RUN STADIUM STAIRS!!

I hope Grandma decides to not renew her season tickets. I don’t know how long she’d last running stairs with her walker.

Just remember that Minnesota’s defense can not get any worse than the last performance we all saw.

Assuming by “we” you a) get the NFL Network and b) cared about whatever bowl it was played in Tempe a week or so before the National Title and Fiesta Bowls.

by Brewster Crew on May 14, 2007 1:14 PM EDT reply actions  

True dat Billy, he broke in near record time under Saban. That or he enjoyed what some of us know as “work to live” instead of Nick’s method which is “work to work”.

by LSUJoshua on May 14, 2007 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Can anyone verify any of the rumors as to why Thompson left LSU after a month?

I heard something crazy like he and Saban were driving through Louisiana on a recruiting trip, or to visit a high school practice, and they got into a heated argument on the way about directions or God knows what, and Thompson told him to pull over and Thompson walked to the nearest gas station.

The above cannot be true, or 100% accurate at least, but something obviously happened.

Neither one of them are sane, apparently.

by Coop on May 14, 2007 1:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Corwin Brown, not your typical uptight white guy coaches at ND…

by Geaux Irish on May 14, 2007 1:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you know that the hole’s only natural enemy is the pile?

by irishoutsider on May 14, 2007 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Can coaches earn Fulmer Cup points?

http://msn.foxsports.com/cfb/story/6789034

by Butch T Cougar on May 14, 2007 1:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice misdirection Orson, sending the Orgeron to lay waste to Sudan while you enjoya nice stay along the French-Swiss border.

yeah, nit-picking on geography has to be the nerdiest of the nerdy. But then again, people knowing obscure crap is part of the bizzare appeal of this place.

by oc phil on May 14, 2007 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

You caught us!

by Orson Swindle on May 14, 2007 2:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Not that it matters, and it may make things actually worse, but Thompson won’t be running his 3-4 Joe Lee Dunn system at Ole Miss. He was brought in to help Orgeron run his own 4-3 system and maybe bring in some different blitz packages. So we’ll still be running a fairly conservative defense. Of course, we’ve probably been too conservative under Orgeron, so a middle ground between Orgeron’s sets and Thompson’s sets may actually be a good thing.

You guys get to play us this year though, so you’ll get to see what happens, though most of our defenders will likely be looking at the bottom of Tebow’s cleats the whole game either way, so it may not matter.

by rebel84 on May 14, 2007 2:20 PM EDT reply actions  

For Corwin Brown, the skies the limit if only because the Irish defense has been in the basement for what seems like forever.

by domerva on May 14, 2007 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey now, the Raiders’ whole defence was pretty competent – and they have the cool Ryan brother (think Big Lebowski with grey hair.) That’s gotta be worth something…

by peachy on May 14, 2007 2:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Re #8: Of course they aren’t sane. Find me the last wholly successful SEC head coach or coordinator who was certifiably in possession of all his marbles.

by DevilGrad on May 14, 2007 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Rebel84—

That was the design with Spurrier at SC last year. Tyrone Nix was the straight guy to Thompson as they worked as “co-coordinators.”

Spurrier then reduced his role over the year, essentially putting Tyrone Nix in charge of the defense. They then went 3-1, with the one loss being the Jarvis Moss FG block game in Gainesville.

Just four months ago he didn’t know if he was going to stay in coaching. That should scare you a bit.

by Orson Swindle on May 14, 2007 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

If you will look at the bottom of that story, it was last updated in January of 2006. Nix was the DC at SCar last year, if I am not mistaken.

What Thompson did last year, seems to be a bit of a mystery.

Someone get OOC to break down what happened.

by Coop on May 14, 2007 2:49 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell has he been doing?

Um, and scratch the whole prior comment. It was all Nix’s fault.

by Orson Swindle on May 14, 2007 2:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I was going to crack out some junior-high-level French:

Qu’est que-ce le raison pour utiliser le version francais de magnum? Et, pourquoi n’etait presenter pas un description pour l’homme Africain-d’Amerique? J’accuse Sarkozy.

but the google translation back to English is better:

What is this that the reason to use the French version of magnum? And, why wasn’t to present not a description for the man African-in America? I show Sarkozy.

by DC Trojan on May 14, 2007 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I thought Thompson found alternative employment after the 05 season- maybe late spring ‘06. Thanks for the kind words about our defense dropping like bowling pins on running plays under the co-DC days. I was willing to say they scattered like sheep, but I’ll gladly take whatever credit you give us. It’s the least you can do for us after you stole Charlie Strong from us, however.

by Out of Conference on May 14, 2007 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

That is gebumst quite above, DC Trojan!

by Out of Conference on May 14, 2007 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually, Thompson was the AD last year at I believe Central Arkansas, or wherever his alma mater is. So he wasn’t even in coaching last year. Personally, I question the hire, but I do think either way that we needed some creativity added to our defense, and I’m hoping Thompson will bring that if nothing else. I will say that I would be totally against the hire if he was coming in to run his own gimmick defenses, but since he’s running a mix version, I can accept it as an infusion of creativity to a stale 4-3.

Little known fact is that Thompson was actually one of The Orgeron’s coaches at NW State, so they have a history together. That’s apparently the reason Thompson decided to get back into coaching, and Thompson’s apparently the only person that The Orgeron was willing to hire as a DC. The Orgeron has been his own DC since his arrival until this hiring.

Either way, it can’t get much worse for us. Our staff currently is made up of retreads at the main posts (Werner from Miami at OC, Kehoe from Miami at OL coach, and now Thompson from [insert university here]at DC) and high school coaches at the remaining posts (Freeze at TE, Wilson at RBs, etc.).

by rebel84 on May 14, 2007 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Am I the only one that thought the Magnum intro was the best part of that post? I mean, the rest was good and all, but MAGNUM. Right there is your Wednesday mustache, motherfuckers.

by Mätt on May 14, 2007 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

DC—

Because “dans le role de Magnum” never fails to make us giggle in our seat.

by Orson Swindle on May 14, 2007 3:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Am I being a major-league bleeding heart here, or does it seem like Junior Rosegreen did a lot of celebrating considering the guy he hit was still face-down on the ground?

And am I a bad person for being glad that Reggie Brown is starting for the Eagles, while Rosegreen presently can’t get into an NFL game without paying admission like everybody else?

by Doug the future Mr. Theuriau on May 14, 2007 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Part of my brain says the story goes like this:

Thompson at Arky stifled UTenn circa 2001 with the Bandit style defense, which UTenn promptly stole and used vs. UF in the 2001 9/11 delay game which they won in Gainesville (really, though, due to the fact Travis Stephens exploded)…Spurrier was “impressed” with the innovative scheme and later hired the architect, Thompson, as he saw a defensive version of himself, but suckier.

What I’m trying to say is that Thompson got alot of career mileage out of one game he didn’t even coach;

Also, I could be entirely wrong about all of that.

by Ltrain on May 14, 2007 5:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m not getting too excited for Chizik. He’ll either win a lot of games and move on to a better job, or he’ll lose and go back to being a coordinator. Either way, 3 years and he’ll be gone.

by Kakistocrat on May 14, 2007 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

But I did hear that the offseason practices look a lot more organized than they did in past years, and the juco o-linemen Chizik brought in actually look big—you know, like offensive linemen.

Our d-line got dominated by I-AA UNI, Toledo, UNLV, and Iowa, and that’s just listing the non-conf games. The o-line was the worst I’ve ever seen.

SMQ’s too-early preview of ISU says that Bret Meyer was erratic. And believe me, I tried to blame Meyer last year. But every time I looked at the replay, there’d be some ungodly amount of pressure on him. He’s a pocket quarterback (yes, I know, that’s hard to understand because he’s black), and there was no pocket for him.

by Kakistocrat on May 14, 2007 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

The helmet to helmet from Rosegreen on Reggie Brown doesn’t deserve glorification. That was dirty and could have hurt him. Not to be a wet blanket; I’m just a fan of the rules/safety in sports.

by Chuk on May 14, 2007 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Chizik’s defense at Texas got really ordinary once Michael Huff got drafted. There were times last year when it looked like he was playing 9 guys at a time.

The A&M game was particularly hard to take. Texas was utterly helpless against their option. Chizik didn’t once alter his game plan to address it.

The performances against KState, Nebraska, Iowa and Ohio State weren’t much to write home about either. All were marked by an apparent unwillingness to adapt scheme to the attack.

by Steve in Houston on May 15, 2007 1:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Rebel84-
If The Orgeron had problems sharing control of the offense with Noel Mazzone, how well do you think he’s going to work with Thompson on the side of the ball he actually knows something about?

by capitolhillrebel on May 15, 2007 8:59 AM EDT reply actions  

Orson,

 #33 has it right. Chizik’s defenses last season were freaking laughable against the pass. His secondary was atrocious, and coming into the A&M game, with the #1 run defense in the nation, after getting shredded by A&M’s option in ‘05, Chizik still wasn’t able to teach his players how to stop the option.
 I really don’t understand why anyone rides Chizik’s jock when he was a LB coach at texas for the last two years, as well as being the DC, and his LBs sucked horribly.
 You do realize that in the last two years, his incredible defenses at texas gave up well over 500 yds rushing to A&M, don’t you?
 
 BTW, re: your report on Notre Dame moving to the 3-4, you don’t move to the 3-4 b/c you lack DT-type linemen, b/c the DEs in the 3-4 are usually larger than the DTs in the 4-3. You move to a 3-4 b/c you have an overabundance of LBs, or at least athletes you think you can make into LBs.
 If I had to take an educated guess, I’d say Notre Dame is moving to a 3-4 b/c they believe it will get more speed onto the field, something they’ve been sorely lacking the last two seasons.
 However, if they don’t get some CBs and safeties who can cover, what the front 7 does to stuff the run won’t matter, b/c they’ll still get torched by the deep pass.
 Also, I have no clue where you’re getting the idea that the 3-4 is “funky” or new; if anything, more teams are moving AWAY from the 4-3 to the 3-4. Calling the 3-4 “funky” would have been more valid 4 years ago, before New England convinced everyone in the NFL it is the defense to run, and it trickled down again to the college ranks.
 The only “funky” defensive scheme in college right now is the New Mexico/WVU version of the 33 Stack, or 3-5-3/3-3-5.

by Beergut on May 16, 2007 6:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Personally, I’ve been against O hiring a DC for the exact reasons you mention capitolhill. I just can’t see him working well with someone else on that side of that ball. That said, Thompson is probably more suited to make that work than anyone else.

Thompson has come in with the idea that this is O’s defense and he’s just going to help him run it. That, and the fact that Thompson and O have known each other for a while makes me think it’ll work out better than the Mazzone experiment. I don’t think we’ll set the world on fire, but I do believe that the Thompson-O marriage will work much better than the Mazzone-O marriage.

Another big difference is trust. O seems to trust Thompson and respect him. I don’t think O ever trusted Mazzone and definitely didn’t respect him. The trust factor should make for a better working relationship.

by rebel84 on May 16, 2007 10:16 AM EDT reply actions  

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