MIGHT AS WELL BE HERE, TOO: STAYIN’ ALIVE, SEC STYLE
We’re moved to verse by this:
So many things to do in a day,
And oh so little time.
YouTube isn’t exactly helping
But yet–it’s soooo sublime.
Words fail to describe the arak-pure love we have for this…this masterpiece of Flash animation. Just when comedic fatigue is supposed to set in, Houston Nutt reappears on the screen wailing in a Bee Gees falsetto. A whole two minutes of that would have been enough, but Mike Shula being set on fire completes the opus.
Just watch it. It’s…it’s everything that’s awesome about being an SEC fan, minus that pesky hookworm infection and skin cancer.
(HT: Hogblogger, via Brian at le Fanhouse.)
HawgFan25, if this had come out six months ago, that loser Martin Scorcese would still be waiting on his Oscar. Bra-fucking-vo.









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Erik says:
Shouldn’t it be Crooms murdering Mike Shula?
May 10th, 2007 at 11:09 am
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Brian @ MGoBlog says:
It’s the “footbaw” that kills me.
May 10th, 2007 at 11:14 am
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Murphy says:
Les Miles’ appropriately enormous hat is a nice touch as well. Good piece.
May 10th, 2007 at 11:15 am
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Stacey Keibler Luvs Me says:
No. Crooms should be eating him, he has gotten really fat, about to challenge Fulmer for the top belt abuser of the SEC.
May 10th, 2007 at 11:20 am
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Hook'em Tide says:
Why does Saban get the gay-hand-puppet thingy? That’s disheartening.
May 10th, 2007 at 11:26 am
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Signal to Noise says:
It’s the Orgeron lighting Shula on fire that kills.
May 10th, 2007 at 11:30 am
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matt says:
the richt halo is hilarious
May 10th, 2007 at 11:31 am
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Jerkwheat says:
no video at work – is this the South Park coaches thing? sounds like it
May 10th, 2007 at 11:46 am
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CFB Authority says:
Afreakingmazing
May 10th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
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J5 says:
Everything about these animations is awesome & hilarious, but they still need to get better voice-overs for the coaches. That’s what’s really holding this back.
May 10th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
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PJ from NU in SF says:
Oh, damn…
Monitors and keyboards across the land will need replacement after this.
And for the first time in my life, I envy SEC fans. I am so green…
(I’m going to watch it at least two more times today, I bet!)
May 10th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
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LD says:
Not quite 6 months ago, but I’m pretty sure Paul Westerdawg posted on it in time to be considered by the Academy. So Scorcese is safe for now…
http://georgiasports.blogspot.com/2006/12/video-sec-coaches-staying-alive.html
May 10th, 2007 at 1:35 pm
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The Stos says:
#5….Hook Em Tide?
Could this be Major Applewhite? I mean Hook Em Tide. I know the dued loves football, and probably comedy, but does he really have time to read blogs
May 10th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
LD–we’re late to the party, as always.
May 10th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
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Geetar says:
Has anyone heard anything about this, or is it simply some Domer still drunk from the Sugar Bowl?
http://ndnation.com/boards/showpost.php?b=football;pid=364057;d=this
May 10th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
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Ahab says:
Why is Meyer looking depressed in this thing? If anything he should be riding a wave of manic energy. I guess maybe he has the requisite crash during the offseason.
May 10th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
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Alex says:
This video was probably bankrolled by a tiny fraction of Saban’s millions so he could laugh repeatedly at Shula being set on fire…
On second thought, nevermind. He doesn’t have time for that shit.
May 10th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
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Simon Kenton says:
FUTBAWH N HUMMA MAK DA COCH O GOOOOOOOOOD
May 10th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
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Mike says:
Hook em Tide Post #5 – I don’t think that’s Saban, I think that’s Houston Nutt.
May 10th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
da coachO, he use dat hy-test. gud to see he not watchin dat cliffenhanga toos much & be gettin out in dat humma.
May 10th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
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Jockin Jomama says:
Where is Saban?
May 10th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
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SEC! SEC! SEC! says:
this video has been on youtube for some time now. i first saw it around christmas
so im guessing it was right after shula got fired.
May 10th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
First, it’s not Saban but rather Houston Nutt that is doing the singing.
I made most of those South Park Characters. Spurticus of Soonerfans did the other ones.
May 10th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
And since I can’t seem to post links today…
Original thread (moved from old board so all posts are from the admin)
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?S=6#S=6&F=2778&T=83352
Has some others from the AU coaching staff. Terry Bowden’s is hilarious.
Thread with the updated Saban
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=91430
Link to the updated SEC coaches.
http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/1341/seccoachessouthpark2007yc5.jpg
May 10th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
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PeterPumpkinhead says:
Ok, now what kind of campaign is it going to take to have this played on the jumbotron at every SEC school before every game?
Who has pictures of Mike Slive that can be used to make this mandatory???
May 10th, 2007 at 9:04 pm