BLOGTOBERFEST: MIKE HUNT EDITION

When reached for comment, Willingham said, “In the garden, growth has its seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.”

Christ almighty did anyone go to (snicker) Mike Hunt’s (tee-hee!) Rivals page yet? Look at this summary from the last story: “While all 20 visitors on campus appeared to have a great time over the weekend, one in particular didn’t get quite enough. Mike Hunt” LOL RIVALZ LUVZ TEH COOCH

They may have two SEC titles since Richt showed up, but I have a hard time seeing Georgia as an “elite” program. “Consistant” might be a more apt discription.

I was in the Air Force with a guy named Mike Hunt. Needless to say he was always getting paged across the buildings intercom, “Paging Mike Hunt, I need to see Mike Hunt, has anyone seen Mike Hunt”. I sure everyone named Mike Hunt gets picked on but the guy I worked with was a geeky white kid from Mississippi, I’m sure he had a harder row to hoe.

That seems fair, John. Mr. Consistency’s probably a better title.

I wonder if Mike has ever been to Connecticut. If he has been – I wonder if Mike Hunt was near Mianus.

She doesn’t know why, but my mother is telepathically ashamed of me, again.

Tain’t nothin’, really, PSUgirl.

Yeah, I just don’t see how 2 SEC titles makes you elite … Georgia is a solid program, but I think Kyle’s method gives too much emphasis to avoiding the bad seasons rather than actually having great ones. It’s been almost 30 years since UGa won their second NC and they haven’t played for one since – that’s a pretty long time for the 7th most elite team in recent college football history.

taint

I’d like to nominate this guy for the next mustache wednesday

http://withleather.com/post.phtml?pk=2829

I want to see Mora and Willingham have a “talk like this” competition.

Hey, he so should have gone to Penn State. He would have been right at home in that stadium.

hopefully mike hunt is being recruited by oregon state…or would it be better if he signed with south carolina, headline: “Mike Hunt Becomes a ’Cock”

The only two schools that don’t seem quite right to be are Texas and LSU. LSU benefits immensely from the time frame of the ranking: Prior to 2000, I don’t think you call them elite… even elite within the confines of the SEC. But given that we’re talking modern elite, well… I suppose there’s no issue.

But Texas? For me, its hard to put Texas over a team that’s beaten them 5 out of the last 7 tries. You’d also think that OSU’s two NC game appearances would take them over Texas.

Just nitpicking…

Nathan, whom would you put above Georgia, then?

But valid nitpicking. It’s a summary of recent performance, and a skewed one towards program consistency, and not ultimate potential. Thus Georgia’s high ranking.

Franklin County High School in the heart of Meadville, MS is the home of the poorest, yet at the same time innovative wannabe rappers on earth. The kids use Wrigley’s gum wrappers to cover their teeth so they look like they have Grillz…. Anyone want to donate a Grill for Mike Hunt?

adding on to #13:

Mike Hunt shuns the ’Cocks for the Beavers.

Mike Hunt says no to Trojans, yes to ’Cocks.

MSU Bulldogs victorious, thanks to game MVP, Mike Hunt.

Hey, Phil K. I do’nt think ANYONE back here is going to pick up on that Chauncey-ism without significant explanations.

Well played, however.

If he signs with LSU and their many games played at night: Mike Hunt is a Tiger in Night Games

Or if signs with UNT: Mean Green in on Mike Hunt

Or UMass invites him to camp: Minutemen try out Mike Hunt

Hey, Phil K. I do’nt think ANYONE back here is going to pick up on that Chauncey-ism without significant explanations.

I thought that was a universal meme. You can take the guy out of the BR, but you can’t take the BR out of the guy, I guess.

When I was at South Carolina, it was an editorial rule at The Gamecock that we couldn’t use “cock” in a headline or story, unless it referred to “‘Cocks’ merchandise” or something similar. Only USC, Carolina or Gamecocks. It’s probably a good thing.

After all, in a cutline for a Tiger Burn picture of Cocky, one of our intredpid copy editors wrote, “I am the Cock Commander. Yo soy el Cock Commander.” Yes, no one caught it before it ran.

Also, Mike Hunt was running for Sherriff of Aiken County at the time. We had a sign prominently displayed in the apartment.

Mike Hunt a Bulldog? Fucking great, now they have teeth.

When I worked at the student paper at UGA, one of the funnest days of the year was the Sunday after our (usually inevitable) win over South Carolina, when we got to sit around the office trying to come up with the best/worst headline for the game recap story. Best one won a free pitcher at one of downtown Athens’s fine drinking establishments.

And we always prayed for the day South Carolina would wind up facing Oregon State in a bowl game . . . dare to dream.

Who’s lived a tougher life? Mike Hunt or DeCody Fagg? Those two dudes have taken so much crap in their liffe, they have got to be the hardest M’Fers this side of the residents of the still operating Vietnam POW camps.

Make a snide comment about their name to their face? They take your spleen.

Mike Hunt is still no Lucious Pusey

“Mike Hunt to face Crimson Tide”

BLONDE, HOT SIDELINE REPORTER – Some news down here, Bill. The team’s trainer is taking a look at Mike Hunt. It looks bad for Mike Hunt, which is a shame because coaches tell me Mike Hunt has been getting better and better all year. The whole team is hoping for Mike Hunt’s quick recovery.

Please, stop me.

NIT- Don’t forget Brain Gay, recently of Louisville.

I am a bulldog and I even admit that “elite” is not the best description of UGA football.

I have always explained it to people that UGA fans fancy UGA as a top 10 program when in reality we are a 10-15 program, meaning if you name some neutral dude who follows CFB to name the top teams, Georgia will not be one of the first 8 out of his mouth.

Doesn’t lessen my enthusiasm or pride, especially at our accomplishments in the last 5 years, just trying to be realistic.

CBG- That’s a game that not too many people will want to watch, although I am sure that there are some sick, sick fucks among us who would eat it up.

Al Michaels: Mike Hunt has left the game with a groin.

“Mike Hunt Succumbs to Cock Blitz”

Kanu – when I giggle about something for more than a minute or two, it’s probably not very funny. I still think the Tide one is hi-larious.

CGB-

Don’t get me wrong, I never said it wasn’t funny, just that many would be too grossed out to watch that game.

Mike Hunt goes for sack record…goes down surrounded by Cocks… fish in a barrel…

How do you think Dick Butkus became one of the meanest M-F’ers? He had no choice but to break people in half. You can thank (blame) his parents.

7.5 hours and no limerick? I was triyng to think of one the whole time I was driving home, but haven;t had time to post yet until now- it’s lame, I warned you

There once was a coach who too much had to punt,
He was a big and fat, not much of a runt,
Coach, who you got to beat Ole Miss,
Henig? Dixon? There not worth piss.
Well then, says Croom, I’ll show them Mike Hunt.

Urban thinks that Mike Hunt signed with tOSU.

This is the greatest thread evah, starting with comment #27.

Oh and I would NOT eat it up. That’s disgusting, Kanu.

I eagerly await the audio from the fall (hopefully) of Jack Crystil’s legendary pipes letting out an inadvertent Mike Hunt gem. Also, that’s the only pre-season list any of us State fans are going to see with an A+ in front of it (sigh).

While I appreciate the credit, Orson, I must defer to my colleague and co-author, MaconDawg, who was responsible for the “elite” posting.

I endorse it, but I cannot claim to have written it.

I will without hesitation pay my entire body weight in gold bars to the person who gives me the name of that song……(the new EDBS live theme)

Hey, badminton is fucking awesome.
Wallow in your ignorance.

Kakistocrat-

Agreed- not my scene either.

CBG @ #27 wins!

I guess you could follow up that pregame headline with the postgame one following a MH injury:

“Mike Hunt blodied by Crimson Tide”

can’t….stop…thinking…about…

Fun Facts about Mike Hunt:

when he’s really excited, he sweats a little – you might say, he gets wet;

he does this crazy trick with ping-pong balls;

if he were allegedly in an apartment fight, he could get fingered by the complaining witnesses;

his little brother, Yorick.

best thing about this comment thread: the ladies are wreaking havoc. CBG and PSUGirl, brava.

There once was a dog molester from Hedditt,
When asked of his past, he said forget it.
He made people stare,
when he decided to declare,
If Mike Hunt were a Bulldog, I’d pet it.

Jesus – somebody stop me…. these really suck.

I grew up with a kid named Mike Hunt. No big deal in 2nd grade. I ran into him at a party a year ago, hollered “hey Mike” and he ran over and said “It’s JOE now!”

Out of Conference was right – this was a tough one for a limerick. This is what I’ve got:

a Bulldog co-ed vowed a new stunt
to encourage first down not a punt
For first down I’ll drop trou
so we can find out how
much the offense wants to see Mike Hunt

Out of Conference was right – this was a tough one for a limerick. This is what I’ve got:

a Bulldog co-ed vowed a new stunt
to encourage first down not a punt
“For first down I’ll drop trou
so we can find out how
much the offense wants to see Mike Hunt”

It wasn’t good enough to post twice… dammit.

Mike Hunt and De’Cody Fagg ain’t got nuttin’ on Craphonso Thorpe and Jim Bob Cooter.

It’s got me snickering, DC.

Applause, DC.

Pick the Nit Dept:

#47, DC: I agree that the ladies blew away the field on this post, but the correct term for cheering more than one babe is:

“Brave”, pronunced “brav-ayyyyy”

SKLM: the sad thing is that I was about to respond based Latin declensions rather than Italian. I’m sure you’re right.

so, would you say that you’ve been licked? Mike would.

Just as well most people have gone home, PSUGirl, because I just LOLZ-ed and sprayed water over my cubicle.

What, no love for Chubb Small? Damn shame.

Mike Hunt has a nice name,,,,and his mom is to blame,,,for who would name their son mike espcially if his last name is hunt,,,so now he will be gooned his entire life,,,and it will be filled with laughs and strife…but mabye he can marry a girl named kock and have kids named after both and that would also ruin the kids life…

I met Mike Hunt the other night at Harry Bauls bar and Grill… I asked him if he would like to go to the back room, but when we got back there Peter Stroaker was with Willy Fistisbotum… Needless to say we were very appalled, and I decided to call it a night. So he said Wilma Feengurdu? and I said,, Yes Mike Hunt? and he said… nevermind, have a nice night.