THE REAL SOURCE OF ALL THOSE GA/FLA WILDFIRES
by Orson on May 9, 2007 1:50 PM EDT
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PrintReader Atomic Dog sends us this excellent satellite photo of what's truly causing all those fires in South Georgia and Florida, composed by some MSU-lovin' genius named Brent. If you had a mustache, sir, you would be our Mustache of the Day. That's how awesome this picture is:
Marcus Thomas' training techniques: set to light the NFL world on fire! For a larger version, click here.
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Funny, I thought the fire started when Massoquoi dropped a match.
by OhioDawg on May 9, 2007 2:11 PM EDT reply actions
Speak of the devil…the timing of your post is creepy
by Larry W. Smith on May 9, 2007 2:15 PM EDT reply actions
Up In Smoke – West Coast Edition:
Over here in Los Angeles, hundreds of acres are literally going up in smoke as I clank away on the keyboard.
Cause: The Lovely Paris Hilton finally being sent to jail, where she will serve time with other small time ho’s. (Apologies, since I could not think of anything funny college football related.)
by Stacey Keibler Luvs Me on May 9, 2007 2:18 PM EDT reply actions
Funyuns and Cheetos stocks are on the rise as Hurricane Scoop makes its way to the FL/GA region. Local vendors fear for the worst.
by Jon hates Russian spammers and UofA on May 9, 2007 2:43 PM EDT reply actions
That would explain the firefighters standing around munching on Funyuns.
As the fire nears homes, we hatch a plan. Take a backhoe or some other piece of heavy equipment and cut a path through the woods. Then, set a controlled backburn and try to eat through the main fire’s fuel supply and open up a gap large enough so the fire cannot jump between the two.
Nope. It’s against the law to set one fire to put out another. Sorry about your homes, people.
by OmarBradley on May 9, 2007 2:51 PM EDT reply actions
We in Los Angeles laugh at your little ‘wildfire’.
It’s not a real wildfire until Peter Carroll shows up and personally begins delivering needed supplies, such as Will Ferrell in a speedo.
by Jason on May 9, 2007 3:00 PM EDT reply actions
If you don’t like his fire, then don’t come around. ’Cuz Marcus Thomas is gonna burn one down.
by Gator KK on May 9, 2007 4:58 PM EDT reply actions
Woohoo!!!! Southern Speed!!!! Just look at that wildfire spread!
by Nate on May 9, 2007 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
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