THE REAL SOURCE OF ALL THOSE GA/FLA WILDFIRES
Reader Atomic Dog sends us this excellent satellite photo of what’s truly causing all those fires in South Georgia and Florida, composed by some MSU-lovin’ genius named Brent. If you had a mustache, sir, you would be our Mustache of the Day. That’s how awesome this picture is:
Marcus Thomas’ training techniques: set to light the NFL world on fire! For a larger version, click here.
Filed under: Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, Southeastern Conference, we're not changing the name of the cup, weed, woo! by Orson Swindle
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Funny, I thought the fire started when Massoquoi dropped a match.
Comment by OhioDawg — May 9, 2007 @ 1:11 pm
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Speak of the devil…the timing of your post is creepy
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Comment by Larry W. Smith — May 9, 2007 @ 1:15 pm
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Up In Smoke - West Coast Edition:
Over here in Los Angeles, hundreds of acres are literally going up in smoke as I clank away on the keyboard.
Cause: The Lovely Paris Hilton finally being sent to jail, where she will serve time with other small time ho’s. (Apologies, since I could not think of anything funny college football related.)
Comment by Stacey Keibler Luvs Me — May 9, 2007 @ 1:18 pm
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Funyuns and Cheetos stocks are on the rise as Hurricane Scoop makes its way to the FL/GA region. Local vendors fear for the worst.
Comment by Jon hates Russian spammers and UofA — May 9, 2007 @ 1:43 pm
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Or anything funny at all, apparently.
Comment by fred — May 9, 2007 @ 1:44 pm
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That would explain the firefighters standing around munching on Funyuns.
As the fire nears homes, we hatch a plan. Take a backhoe or some other piece of heavy equipment and cut a path through the woods. Then, set a controlled backburn and try to eat through the main fire’s fuel supply and open up a gap large enough so the fire cannot jump between the two.
Nope. It’s against the law to set one fire to put out another. Sorry about your homes, people.
Comment by OmarBradley — May 9, 2007 @ 1:51 pm
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We in Los Angeles laugh at your little ‘wildfire’.
It’s not a real wildfire until Peter Carroll shows up and personally begins delivering needed supplies, such as Will Ferrell in a speedo.
Comment by Jason — May 9, 2007 @ 2:00 pm
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At least our wildfires play defense.
Comment by Dawg 05 — May 9, 2007 @ 3:49 pm
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If you don’t like his fire, then don’t come around. ‘Cuz Marcus Thomas is gonna burn one down.
Comment by Gator KK — May 9, 2007 @ 3:58 pm
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Woohoo!!!! Southern Speed!!!! Just look at that wildfire spread!
Comment by Nate — May 9, 2007 @ 8:47 pm