MORE HOMOEROTIC QUARTERBACK PHOTOS.
by Orson on May 4, 2007 9:29 AM EDT
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PrintPutting your hands under center thousands of times makes you very comfortable with touching parts of men explored only by proctologists or intrepid girlfriends.
But after the rash of homoerotic quarterback photos that broke out yesterday, we thought the storm had blown over. Au contraire: being fair, we did miss one, pointed out gleefully by a certain Bulldog blogger after his own Matthew Stafford was captured spooning his backup (heh) qb at Talladega.
With that, we bring you Tim Tebow in nowhere near as incriminating a pose with an unidentified gentleman.
You've been Tebow'd. You're welcome.
Possible explanations include:
--This man was dead only seconds earlier, healed by a lick from Tim Tebow's life-giving tongue.
--Tim Tebow is winning a bet that he can inhale the man whole. He succeeded shortly after this picture, even inhaling a pool table along with him to give the man something to do while in his stomach. When he spit him back out, the man was Polynesian, thin, and could speak eight languages.
Another photo of Tim Tebow's training methods follows after the jump.
We're sure Tebow does this all the time: just running around Gainesville picking up random people and carrying them. It's a public service, really.
Look at the joy on that fat man's face!
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The guy was probably dead seconds EARLIER, only to be licked by Timmy and brought back to life. But whatever, mayber your way makes sense, too.
As for the secone picture, the fat man is so happy his nipples are sweating. That’s joy.
by RaginCajunRebel on May 4, 2007 9:33 AM EDT reply actions
Tebow was just trying to see if he really did come from a chocolate city.
by RedDevilEA on May 4, 2007 9:39 AM EDT reply actions
to be fair, tebow had been out all night with Diamond Jim Brady, eating half a roasted oxen as an hors d’euvres before switching over to manflesh
by jon on May 4, 2007 9:49 AM EDT reply actions
Wow, RCR. O didn’t even give you credit for finding the typo and now YOU look like the douche. That’s some Coulter-worthy table-turning.
by RedDevilEA on May 4, 2007 9:51 AM EDT reply actions
Hey, all credit to RCR for typo-spotting, now.
by Orson Swindle on May 4, 2007 9:56 AM EDT reply actions
This post better not count as today’s cheesecake. The cheesecake posts are what get me through the week.
by Alex on May 4, 2007 9:56 AM EDT reply actions
As I posted yesterday for Matt’s picture:
It’s important to note that no tongue action was recorded in any of those pics. There’s no NCAA sanctions or SEC violations pending if they didn’t use tongues.
And now this! I fear if the example had been a newly hired Bama coach sticking his head up an elephant’s ass, Orson would have found a picture of that.
OS, you’re a fucking genius!
by SunDawg on May 4, 2007 10:03 AM EDT reply actions
i assure you, alex, we here at the edsbs south american bureau have been hard at work chasing down quality cheesecake for your viewing pleasure. but it is damn tough to meet orson and stranko’s high standards when it comes to quality bootay and their vetting process is exhaustive and thurough.
by kleph on May 4, 2007 10:05 AM EDT reply actions
Hey, if Tebow wants to lick Rerun in his spare time, that’s his business. It’s not ours to judge.
But he better stay the hell away from Gary Coleman!
by HFS on May 4, 2007 10:08 AM EDT reply actions
Does Stranko Montana still work here? Out of curiousity.
by James on May 4, 2007 10:13 AM EDT reply actions
Thanks RedDevilEA…I was beginning to think that Orson hates me. He doesn’t return my emails, doesn’t give me typo props…I was really a stutter-step away from putting on the old spaceman diaper and driving to Atlanta to straighten this out, like a jilted she-astronaut.
I’m glad it didn’t have to come to that.
Yet.
by RaginCajunRebel on May 4, 2007 10:20 AM EDT reply actions
RCR, that’s not nipple sweat – Tebow gave that happy fat man the life-giving gift of milk, and he’s carrying him to the local NICU to nurse premature babies to health. Tebow is giving like that.
by DC Trojan on May 4, 2007 10:25 AM EDT reply actions
Tebow appears to not be licking Rerun, but moderately popular New York rapper AZ.
by SmoothJimmyApollo on May 4, 2007 10:32 AM EDT reply actions
Oh, my God! That’s D. J. Shockley! So now we know.
by SunDawg on May 4, 2007 10:58 AM EDT reply actions
I’m not a licensed inhale-ogist but wouldn’t the inhalaton put Rerun (and subsequent pool table) in Tebow’s lungs, not his stomach? Then again, Timmy is no ordinary lover of men. Disregard.
by JAM on May 4, 2007 11:00 AM EDT reply actions
Looks like Tebow is licking Boston Legals’ chubby Clarence Bell who has multiple personalities, which include Clarice, the transvestite, Clevant, the strict “brother”, and Oprah. Tebow does three for the price of one.
by Harvey Wireman on May 4, 2007 11:05 AM EDT reply actions
The guy behind Tebow has the oh-so-typical douchebag hairstyle.
“It says I like to experiment with my hair, but only to the degree that is socially acceptable. I’m a moderate rebel like that.”
Unfortunately, there is an inordinate influx of these types of kids coming to gainesville these days. Ahh, 1 more year.
by Penis McGee on May 4, 2007 1:33 PM EDT reply actions
DC Trojan – nod to you for knowing what a NICU is. I hope you didn’t have to learn about it the way my wife and I did.
Maybe since Jared Larenzen isn’t around to squat lift, Tebow grabbed the next closest thing. That’s twice this week I’ve used Jared when referring to a gay-ish QB picture. (quick, I could really use some cheesecake about now!)
by Out of Conference on May 4, 2007 1:50 PM EDT reply actions
As Will pointed out, that fat man happens to be Corey Hobbs, a UF offensive lineman. If our QB can lift our O-Lineman, it begs the question: who’s really protecting who?
by beta_gator on May 4, 2007 2:04 PM EDT reply actions
If I was an O Lineman I would be hangin’ with Tebow just for the leftovers, no doubt what Corey is doing.
by Al Bundy on May 4, 2007 2:29 PM EDT reply actions
Out of Conference: didn’t learn it the hard way, fortunately: both of mine arrived healthy, late, and loud. The latter two traits they got from me.
by DC Trojan on May 4, 2007 3:11 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah my twins spent 18 and 19 days there, but all was good and they’re doing great. I meant ‘hard way’ with regards to having to leave them there while wife and I went home. That was tough enough. /sorry for the threadjack.
by Out of Conference on May 4, 2007 3:43 PM EDT reply actions
Listen – don’t get all upset – that guy is Tebow’s sister.
by PSUgirl on May 4, 2007 4:24 PM EDT reply actions
The black guy is actually James Wilson, our new OL from Nease.
by OSUGATOR on May 4, 2007 6:12 PM EDT reply actions
I’ll kiss your ass if that isn’t Jared Lorenzen, steam roller QB’s always, ALWAYS, hang together.
by VOLPIMP on May 4, 2007 9:41 PM EDT reply actions
that’s not Lorenzen…i think it’s an OSU cheerleader. Must have been after the NC game.
by CBC on May 4, 2007 10:13 PM EDT reply actions
As a SC grad, I’m starting to feel better about our starting QB—Blake Mitchell. Atleast when he gets drunk, he tries to get all macho and pick fights with bar bouncers. At other SEC schools, they tend to turn gay.
Oh, and based on Stephen Garcia’s actions in Columbia so far, wait until he’s the starting QB….
by USCndaATL on May 4, 2007 11:16 PM EDT reply actions
I guess you guys missed the pics of Tim Tebow riding on the back of some guy’s motor scooter last Summer. lol
by dsxh07 on May 7, 2007 3:26 AM EDT reply actions
HAHAHAHAHA! Now we know why Ohio State’s guys didn’t look like they wanted any part of the Gators! LMAO! It all makes sense!
by BuckeyeDave on May 7, 2007 1:37 PM EDT reply actions
Putting the GAY in GAY-tor…However, Tebow’s actions are only half as gay as those blue jean shorts they wear in Gainesville.
by Gamecockguy on May 7, 2007 3:27 PM EDT reply actions
that unidentified gentleman is none other than all american ex nease offensivelineman gator commit james wilson
by senorita on May 15, 2007 3:44 PM EDT reply actions
in the first picture, im pretty sure thats james wilson. they played together at nease and now wilson is playing at florida
by geuxgaytors on Oct 7, 2007 1:35 AM EDT reply actions
You friggin’ people…..You have no idea how to defend a nation.
All you did was weaken a country today!
Oh wait………wrong website. My bad.
by hellothere on Oct 29, 2007 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
Oh Boy, when I saw a picture of Tim licking a guy’s face, it really just turned me on because I wish he kissed or licked on my face. FYI, I am gay and still have a BIG crush on him because I think he is a very WOOOFIE guy! I would not mind very much sleeping with him in my bed, but too bad for me because I am not surprised that he must be a very popular player and student at the University of Florida. Oh well…… At least, a picture of him lick a guy’s face just made me excited anyway.
by Chris on Nov 2, 2007 3:28 PM EDT reply actions
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