FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: MAYRA VERONICA
We may have used her before, but Jesus do we need some bunda to cleanse the aftertaste of all those faux-gay quarterback photos.
The torta for this week? Mayra Veronica.
Whew! We feel straighter already. That sounded dirtier than we wanted it to…
More pics after the jump, and ones that while technically SFW, are not great anecdotal evidence of your productivity.
Look! I found some shoelaces.
To show that she’s curvificent even in street clothes…
Street legal.
And finally, the most demure picture we could find of her:
All better? Completely ungayish now? We thought so.
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Lawya1 says:
aye carumba!
May 4th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
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RaginCajunRebel says:
I like’em round, and big, and when I’m staring at cheesecake, I just can’t help myself. I’m acting like a cannibal, now here’s my scandal.
And now you’ve got that song in your head, too. You’re welcome.
May 4th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
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Dave K. says:
Anybody catch what her shirt says in the picture of her “dressed”? Odd…
May 4th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
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Top Dawg says:
Way to butch it up, guys. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to find a new zipper…my old one has now become shrapnel.
May 4th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
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Dave K. says:
Nevermind, there’s an “r” in there too. And Orson, thank you for finally kicking off the weekend…
May 4th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
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Whitey says:
I think I just burned out my mouse wheel while going back and forth thinking of something to post….
Happy Cuatro de Mayo… I think I need to lie down now.
May 4th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
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Trojan Chica says:
Ssssssssexy! Last night at the bar, I remembered that today would be Cheesecake Friday, and I realized that that and Mustache Wednesday are becoming more useful than my Simpson’s day calendar for tracking the weak days… could this mean I have a problem? Then the thought passed and I went back to fightin’ and drinkin’.
May 4th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
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RedDevilEA says:
May God damn thee, RCR. Allow a return volley…
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal. Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle…
May 4th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
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SeaTrojan says:
I want to rest my head on her pillows. Any of the four will do.
May 4th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
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Alex says:
That’s effing more like it. I think my bloob pressure went up permanently.
Try this out: “The mack daddy will make ya… Jump Jump. The daddy mack will make ya… Jump Jump. Uh huh, uh huh.”
May 4th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
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Dave K. says:
#6, Trojan Chica,
So… besides fightin’ and drinkin’, what’s the third thing you do well?
May 4th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
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kleph says:
booty lookin’ too good not to be squeezin’
May 4th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
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Out of Conference says:
RCR and RDEA – F you both. It’s not so much your suggested songs in my head that bother me… it’s that I ran across Hanson’s “MmmBop” when looking for an obnoxious song to post and now it’s stuck in my head.
Thanks, d’heads.
I’m just go back to filling out my resume to be shoelaces for Ms. Cheesecake.
May 4th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
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RedDevilEA says:
OOC-You son of a bitch.
May 4th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
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General Chow says:
Goodness….Viva Mexicanas y todas las Latinas….ayyiiiiii
May 4th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
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General Chow says:
Newsflash/Threadjack…Coach Saban would like announce in a press conference that as fina as these senoritas are he doesn’t have time for this sh*t…check out what he does have time for though lol
May 4th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
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CommishCH says:
I just Mayo’ed my Cinco
May 4th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Sir Mix-a-Lot Dept:
“…I like big butts and I can not lie….”
Her knockers are great too….Hall of fame set of pictures….congrats to EDSBS.
May 4th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
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kleph says:
comon guys, lay off rcr. if he wanted to be really cruel he would have posted something like this.
May 4th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
ze goggles!
May 4th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
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kleph says:
this is the internet, buddy. click at your own risk.
May 4th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
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Trojan Chica says:
Dave K –
What, I only get three?
May 4th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
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Trojan Chica says:
Dave K –
What, I only get three?
uh… smokin!
May 4th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
TCOAN, forgive me. But that woman is just ludicrous.
May 4th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.
May 4th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Two for Two Dept.:
Wow, great pictures and now the entrance to EDSBS with a bang Trojan Chica!
May 4th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
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Trojan Chica says:
I’ve been around for awhile, I’ve just been way more amused than amusing.
May 4th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
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kleph says:
it looks like 2006 was a good year.
May 4th, 2007 at 4:45 pm
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baba oje says:
I demands Mrs. Orson Cheesecake
May 4th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
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Kanu says:
Swindle you magnificent bastard. Mayra is the best cheesecake you have posted yet, and my God that is saying something.
Peace, and Feliz Fin De Semana!
Oh, and good luck tomorrow to ANY GIVEN SATURDAY, who has to be considered the official Derby Horse of EDSBS
May 4th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
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SeaTrojan says:
That waist to hip ratio is illegal in many states.
May 4th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
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Kanu says:
Mayra Veronica college football super tangentially related note:
According to wiki, she’s Cuban and graduated from Florida International University with a Psychology degree as well as a minor in Theatre.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayra_Veronica
FIU plays football. Well, sort of.
May 4th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
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sandman227 says:
The bunda….I. Like. The. Bunda.
May 4th, 2007 at 5:38 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Sea Trojan:
I thought the “waist to hip ratio” of Little Miss Hot Bod existed only in comic books.
Although, I somewhat pity the fool that has to go through all of those curves….sort of like painting the Golden Gate Bridge in SF. Once you finish, you gotta start all over again….
May 4th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
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Undrbb says:
I’m telling you, the underboob is underutilized. Thanks for a great underboob picture!
May 4th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
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jakldawg says:
To keep the song lyrics theme alive:
“Never trust a big butt and a smile,
that girl is pooooiiissoooooonnnnnnn”
May 4th, 2007 at 8:13 pm
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MCab says:
I wanna rock right now . . .
May 4th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
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MCab says:
BTW, I work with a girl who has her body but with Rachel Weisz’s face. And she’s taken with a tight grip. Agony, gentleman, agony.
May 4th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
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FishFan-GatorMan says:
Coño! Esa Chica esta entera. Orson, yo se su secreto. Usted es un piche Latino.
May 4th, 2007 at 10:04 pm
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DC Trojan says:
her bikini- small
heels – tall
she said
she liked
the ocean
or, more obscurely
California girls in bikinis
make a wish cuz I’m your genie
the way I live you think it’s a dream
break your neck to be down with the scene
May 5th, 2007 at 12:02 am
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Signal to Noise says:
I would love to boogie in her butt. Well, and her boobs too.
(Now try and get the Eddie Murphy out of your head. Ha!)
May 5th, 2007 at 3:08 am
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Dave says:
In the words of the immortal Ying Yang Twins “Ass. Tits. Hips. Lips. Shake it like a saltshaker….”
May 5th, 2007 at 4:36 am
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NewAZTiger says:
Poundcake. for a Saturday.
May 5th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
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Matt says:
Creo que FishFanGator sabe. Orson tiene algo para las latinas. Hijueputa ella es una hembra que me gustaria agacharla y pun. Yea, she’s hot. Espero que the concience of a nation sepa de lo que Orson este haciendo con su tiempo libre.
May 6th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
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Brian says:
Yo puedo poner mi lapiz en la sacapuntas. — Latin chickks eat that line up at party’s.
May 6th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
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CLTDawg says:
I wanna rock right now . . .by MCab
I’m not sure what’s wrong with you brother – ’cause I got a rock right now!
In fact, I think I should be alone with myself right now…..
May 7th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
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hopore says:
O MY GOD MY ZIPPER SNAPED OFF!!!!!!!!!
June 21st, 2007 at 3:00 am
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tom says:
Hi Mayra Veronica. You are a beautiful women. i love you. you are so hot. i would you naked embrance. i would your naked soft Breast touch and kiss. i love your Breast. . i would have six with you. i love six. at the best is breastsix. bye :-*
June 24th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
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Brotha Wes says:
Yall are funny as hell. But the girl is muy caliente!!! Somebody needs to ask her where da cash at cuz I wouldn’t mind paying for that quickie in the back of my truck.
July 1st, 2007 at 3:01 am
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Renso says:
A Big Pile of Shit…
That’s what the shirt says.
July 3rd, 2007 at 5:53 pm