FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: MAYRA VERONICA
We may have used her before, but Jesus do we need some bunda to cleanse the aftertaste of all those faux-gay quarterback photos.
The torta for this week? Mayra Veronica.
Whew! We feel straighter already. That sounded dirtier than we wanted it to…
More pics after the jump, and ones that while technically SFW, are not great anecdotal evidence of your productivity.
Look! I found some shoelaces.
To show that she’s curvificent even in street clothes…
Street legal.
And finally, the most demure picture we could find of her:
All better? Completely ungayish now? We thought so.
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A Big Pile of Shit…
That’s what the shirt says.
Comment by Renso — July 3, 2007 @ 5:53 pm
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Yall are funny as hell. But the girl is muy caliente!!! Somebody needs to ask her where da cash at cuz I wouldn’t mind paying for that quickie in the back of my truck.
Comment by Brotha Wes — July 1, 2007 @ 3:01 am
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Hi Mayra Veronica. You are a beautiful women. i love you. you are so hot. i would you naked embrance. i would your naked soft Breast touch and kiss. i love your Breast. . i would have six with you. i love six. at the best is breastsix. bye :-*
Comment by tom — June 24, 2007 @ 4:31 pm
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O MY GOD MY ZIPPER SNAPED OFF!!!!!!!!!
Comment by hopore — June 21, 2007 @ 3:00 am
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I wanna rock right now . . .by MCab
I’m not sure what’s wrong with you brother - ’cause I got a rock right now!
In fact, I think I should be alone with myself right now…..
Comment by CLTDawg — May 7, 2007 @ 9:20 pm
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Yo puedo poner mi lapiz en la sacapuntas. — Latin chickks eat that line up at party’s.
Comment by Brian — May 6, 2007 @ 7:20 pm
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Creo que FishFanGator sabe. Orson tiene algo para las latinas. Hijueputa ella es una hembra que me gustaria agacharla y pun. Yea, she’s hot. Espero que the concience of a nation sepa de lo que Orson este haciendo con su tiempo libre.
Comment by Matt — May 6, 2007 @ 12:55 pm
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Poundcake. for a Saturday.
Comment by NewAZTiger — May 5, 2007 @ 8:03 pm
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In the words of the immortal Ying Yang Twins “Ass. Tits. Hips. Lips. Shake it like a saltshaker….”
Comment by Dave — May 5, 2007 @ 4:36 am
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I would love to boogie in her butt. Well, and her boobs too.
(Now try and get the Eddie Murphy out of your head. Ha!)
Comment by Signal to Noise — May 5, 2007 @ 3:08 am
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her bikini- small
heels - tall
she said
she liked
the ocean
or, more obscurely
California girls in bikinis
make a wish cuz I’m your genie
the way I live you think it’s a dream
break your neck to be down with the scene
Comment by DC Trojan — May 5, 2007 @ 12:02 am
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Coño! Esa Chica esta entera. Orson, yo se su secreto. Usted es un piche Latino.
Comment by FishFan-GatorMan — May 4, 2007 @ 10:04 pm
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BTW, I work with a girl who has her body but with Rachel Weisz’s face. And she’s taken with a tight grip. Agony, gentleman, agony.
Comment by MCab — May 4, 2007 @ 9:31 pm
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I wanna rock right now . . .
Comment by MCab — May 4, 2007 @ 9:27 pm
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To keep the song lyrics theme alive:
“Never trust a big butt and a smile,
that girl is pooooiiissoooooonnnnnnn”
Comment by jakldawg — May 4, 2007 @ 8:13 pm
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I’m telling you, the underboob is underutilized. Thanks for a great underboob picture!
Comment by Undrbb — May 4, 2007 @ 7:47 pm
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Sea Trojan:
I thought the “waist to hip ratio” of Little Miss Hot Bod existed only in comic books.
Although, I somewhat pity the fool that has to go through all of those curves….sort of like painting the Golden Gate Bridge in SF. Once you finish, you gotta start all over again….
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — May 4, 2007 @ 5:44 pm
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The bunda….I. Like. The. Bunda.
Comment by sandman227 — May 4, 2007 @ 5:38 pm
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Mayra Veronica college football super tangentially related note:
According to wiki, she’s Cuban and graduated from Florida International University with a Psychology degree as well as a minor in Theatre.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayra_Veronica
FIU plays football. Well, sort of.
Comment by Kanu — May 4, 2007 @ 5:17 pm
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That waist to hip ratio is illegal in many states.
Comment by SeaTrojan — May 4, 2007 @ 5:15 pm
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Swindle you magnificent bastard. Mayra is the best cheesecake you have posted yet, and my God that is saying something.
Peace, and Feliz Fin De Semana!
Oh, and good luck tomorrow to ANY GIVEN SATURDAY, who has to be considered the official Derby Horse of EDSBS
Comment by Kanu — May 4, 2007 @ 5:12 pm
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I demands Mrs. Orson Cheesecake
Comment by baba oje — May 4, 2007 @ 4:50 pm
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it looks like 2006 was a good year.
Comment by kleph — May 4, 2007 @ 4:45 pm
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I’ve been around for awhile, I’ve just been way more amused than amusing.
Comment by Trojan Chica — May 4, 2007 @ 4:23 pm
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Two for Two Dept.:
Wow, great pictures and now the entrance to EDSBS with a bang Trojan Chica!
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — May 4, 2007 @ 4:14 pm