FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: MAYRA VERONICA

by Orson on May 4, 2007 2:09 PM EDT

We may have used her before, but Jesus do we need some bunda to cleanse the aftertaste of all those faux-gay quarterback photos.

The torta for this week? Mayra Veronica.

Whew! We feel straighter already. That sounded dirtier than we wanted it to...

More pics after the jump, and ones that while technically SFW, are not great anecdotal evidence of your productivity.

Look! I found some shoelaces.

To show that she's curvificent even in street clothes...

Street legal.

And finally, the most demure picture we could find of her:

All better? Completely ungayish now? We thought so.

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aye carumba!

by Lawya1 on May 4, 2007 2:14 PM EDT reply actions

I like’em round, and big, and when I’m staring at cheesecake, I just can’t help myself. I’m acting like a cannibal, now here’s my scandal.

And now you’ve got that song in your head, too. You’re welcome.

by RaginCajunRebel on May 4, 2007 2:15 PM EDT reply actions

Anybody catch what her shirt says in the picture of her “dressed”? Odd…

by Dave K. on May 4, 2007 2:17 PM EDT reply actions

Way to butch it up, guys. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to find a new zipper…my old one has now become shrapnel.

by Top Dawg on May 4, 2007 2:19 PM EDT reply actions

Nevermind, there’s an “r” in there too. And Orson, thank you for finally kicking off the weekend…

by Dave K. on May 4, 2007 2:20 PM EDT reply actions

I think I just burned out my mouse wheel while going back and forth thinking of something to post….

Happy Cuatro de Mayo… I think I need to lie down now.

by Whitey on May 4, 2007 2:26 PM EDT reply actions

Ssssssssexy! Last night at the bar, I remembered that today would be Cheesecake Friday, and I realized that that and Mustache Wednesday are becoming more useful than my Simpson’s day calendar for tracking the weak days… could this mean I have a problem? Then the thought passed and I went back to fightin’ and drinkin’.

by Trojan Chica on May 4, 2007 2:41 PM EDT reply actions

May God damn thee, RCR. Allow a return volley…

To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal. Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle…

by RedDevilEA on May 4, 2007 2:41 PM EDT reply actions

I want to rest my head on her pillows. Any of the four will do.

by SeaTrojan on May 4, 2007 2:45 PM EDT reply actions

That’s effing more like it. I think my bloob pressure went up permanently.

Try this out: “The mack daddy will make ya… Jump Jump. The daddy mack will make ya… Jump Jump. Uh huh, uh huh.”

by Alex on May 4, 2007 2:46 PM EDT reply actions

#6, Trojan Chica,

So… besides fightin’ and drinkin’, what’s the third thing you do well?

by Dave K. on May 4, 2007 2:55 PM EDT reply actions

booty lookin’ too good not to be squeezin’

by kleph on May 4, 2007 3:15 PM EDT reply actions

RCR and RDEA – F you both. It’s not so much your suggested songs in my head that bother me… it’s that I ran across Hanson’s “MmmBop” when looking for an obnoxious song to post and now it’s stuck in my head.

Thanks, d’heads.

I’m just go back to filling out my resume to be shoelaces for Ms. Cheesecake.

by Out of Conference on May 4, 2007 3:27 PM EDT reply actions

OOC-You son of a bitch.

by RedDevilEA on May 4, 2007 3:48 PM EDT reply actions

Goodness….Viva Mexicanas y todas las Latinas….ayyiiiiii

by General Chow on May 4, 2007 4:16 PM EDT reply actions

Newsflash/Threadjack…Coach Saban would like announce in a press conference that as fina as these senoritas are he doesn’t have time for this sh*t…check out what he does have time for though lol

by General Chow on May 4, 2007 4:18 PM EDT reply actions

I just Mayo’ed my Cinco

by CommishCH on May 4, 2007 4:30 PM EDT reply actions

Sir Mix-a-Lot Dept:

“…I like big butts and I can not lie….”

Her knockers are great too….Hall of fame set of pictures….congrats to EDSBS.

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on May 4, 2007 4:30 PM EDT reply actions

comon guys, lay off rcr. if he wanted to be really cruel he would have posted something like this.

by kleph on May 4, 2007 4:48 PM EDT reply actions

ze goggles!

by Orson Swindle on May 4, 2007 4:49 PM EDT reply actions

this is the internet, buddy. click at your own risk.

by kleph on May 4, 2007 4:54 PM EDT reply actions

Dave K -

What, I only get three?

by Trojan Chica on May 4, 2007 4:58 PM EDT reply actions

Dave K -

What, I only get three?

uh… smokin!

by Trojan Chica on May 4, 2007 4:58 PM EDT reply actions

TCOAN, forgive me. But that woman is just ludicrous.

by Orson Swindle on May 4, 2007 5:04 PM EDT reply actions

I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.

by NewAZTiger on May 4, 2007 5:12 PM EDT reply actions

Two for Two Dept.:

Wow, great pictures and now the entrance to EDSBS with a bang Trojan Chica!

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on May 4, 2007 5:14 PM EDT reply actions

I’ve been around for awhile, I’ve just been way more amused than amusing.

by Trojan Chica on May 4, 2007 5:23 PM EDT reply actions

it looks like 2006 was a good year.

by kleph on May 4, 2007 5:45 PM EDT reply actions

I demands Mrs. Orson Cheesecake

by baba oje on May 4, 2007 5:50 PM EDT reply actions

Swindle you magnificent bastard. Mayra is the best cheesecake you have posted yet, and my God that is saying something.

Peace, and Feliz Fin De Semana!

Oh, and good luck tomorrow to ANY GIVEN SATURDAY, who has to be considered the official Derby Horse of EDSBS

by Kanu on May 4, 2007 6:12 PM EDT reply actions

That waist to hip ratio is illegal in many states.

by SeaTrojan on May 4, 2007 6:15 PM EDT reply actions

Mayra Veronica college football super tangentially related note:

According to wiki, she’s Cuban and graduated from Florida International University with a Psychology degree as well as a minor in Theatre.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayra_Veronica

FIU plays football. Well, sort of.

by Kanu on May 4, 2007 6:17 PM EDT reply actions

The bunda….I. Like. The. Bunda.

by sandman227 on May 4, 2007 6:38 PM EDT reply actions

Sea Trojan:

I thought the “waist to hip ratio” of Little Miss Hot Bod existed only in comic books.

Although, I somewhat pity the fool that has to go through all of those curves….sort of like painting the Golden Gate Bridge in SF. Once you finish, you gotta start all over again….

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on May 4, 2007 6:44 PM EDT reply actions

I’m telling you, the underboob is underutilized. Thanks for a great underboob picture!

by Undrbb on May 4, 2007 8:47 PM EDT reply actions

To keep the song lyrics theme alive:
“Never trust a big butt and a smile,
that girl is pooooiiissoooooonnnnnnn”

by jakldawg on May 4, 2007 9:13 PM EDT reply actions

I wanna rock right now . . .

by MCab on May 4, 2007 10:27 PM EDT reply actions

BTW, I work with a girl who has her body but with Rachel Weisz’s face. And she’s taken with a tight grip. Agony, gentleman, agony.

by MCab on May 4, 2007 10:31 PM EDT reply actions

Coño! Esa Chica esta entera. Orson, yo se su secreto. Usted es un piche Latino.

by FishFan-GatorMan on May 4, 2007 11:04 PM EDT reply actions

her bikini- small
heels – tall
she said
she liked
the ocean

or, more obscurely

California girls in bikinis
make a wish cuz I’m your genie
the way I live you think it’s a dream
break your neck to be down with the scene

by DC Trojan on May 5, 2007 1:02 AM EDT reply actions

I would love to boogie in her butt. Well, and her boobs too.

(Now try and get the Eddie Murphy out of your head. Ha!)

by Signal to Noise on May 5, 2007 4:08 AM EDT reply actions

In the words of the immortal Ying Yang Twins “Ass. Tits. Hips. Lips. Shake it like a saltshaker….”

by Dave on May 5, 2007 5:36 AM EDT reply actions

Poundcake. for a Saturday.

by NewAZTiger on May 5, 2007 9:03 PM EDT reply actions

Creo que FishFanGator sabe. Orson tiene algo para las latinas. Hijueputa ella es una hembra que me gustaria agacharla y pun. Yea, she’s hot. Espero que the concience of a nation sepa de lo que Orson este haciendo con su tiempo libre.

by Matt on May 6, 2007 1:55 PM EDT reply actions

Yo puedo poner mi lapiz en la sacapuntas. - Latin chickks eat that line up at party’s.

by Brian on May 6, 2007 8:20 PM EDT reply actions

I wanna rock right now . . .by MCab

I’m not sure what’s wrong with you brother – ’cause I got a rock right now!

In fact, I think I should be alone with myself right now…..

by CLTDawg on May 7, 2007 10:20 PM EDT reply actions

O MY GOD MY ZIPPER SNAPED OFF!!!!!!!!!

by hopore on Jun 21, 2007 4:00 AM EDT reply actions

Hi Mayra Veronica. You are a beautiful women. i love you. you are so hot. i would you naked embrance. i would your naked soft Breast touch and kiss. i love your Breast. . i would have six with you. i love six. at the best is breastsix. bye :-*

by tom on Jun 24, 2007 5:31 PM EDT reply actions

Yall are funny as hell. But the girl is muy caliente!!! Somebody needs to ask her where da cash at cuz I wouldn’t mind paying for that quickie in the back of my truck.

by Brotha Wes on Jul 1, 2007 4:01 AM EDT reply actions