We may have used her before, but Jesus do we need some bunda to cleanse the aftertaste of all those faux-gay quarterback photos.

The torta for this week? Mayra Veronica.

Whew! We feel straighter already. That sounded dirtier than we wanted it to…

More pics after the jump, and ones that while technically SFW, are not great anecdotal evidence of your productivity.

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Let’s own up to loving any and all things vintage Arnold Schwarzenegger. Anyone who can ascend from Austrian muscleboy with weak calves (why many early photos of Arnold show him posing in water) to being Governor of California, John Matrix, Brazilian ass-groping molester for hire, and the man who once uttered the line “SEE YOU AT THE PARTY, RICHTER!!!” before ripping a man’s arms off in Total Recall is a a person who’s lived several lifetimes in a single body with zeal, “enTOOsiaahhhzum,” and verve.

Listen to the master talk about “coming day and night” in this classic clip from Pumping Iron, and again marvel at the fact that he is the governor of the largest state in America.

“Can you believe how much I am in heaven?” No Arnold, we can’t. And to think he hadn’t even wrestled a fake dragon in Red Sonya or made Twins yet, or even thrown a rotary saw blade through a man’s head in Commando.

For someone with an entirely different take on weight training peep after the jump. But only if you want to be tougher, and you don’t want to train how pussies train.

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Thanks to In the Bleachers, who we’re guessing actually has a wire on someone in the courtroom today: all charges against Justin King in the Penn State case dropped. No comment from the prosecution on why charges were dropped.

Serious adjustments in Fulmer Cup points to follow. Oh, and ass, too. Pictures of ass are coming, people.

King: points-free, as of today.

Putting your hands under center thousands of times makes you very comfortable with touching parts of men explored only by proctologists or intrepid girlfriends.

But after the rash of homoerotic quarterback photos that broke out yesterday, we thought the storm had blown over. Au contraire: being fair, we did miss one, pointed out gleefully by a certain Bulldog blogger after his own Matthew Stafford was captured spooning his backup (heh) qb at Talladega.

With that, we bring you Tim Tebow in nowhere near as incriminating a pose with an unidentified gentleman.

You’ve been Tebow’d. You’re welcome.

Possible explanations include:

–This man was dead only seconds earlier, healed by a lick from Tim Tebow’s life-giving tongue.

–Tim Tebow is winning a bet that he can inhale the man whole. He succeeded shortly after this picture, even inhaling a pool table along with him to give the man something to do while in his stomach. When he spit him back out, the man was Polynesian, thin, and could speak eight languages.

Another photo of Tim Tebow’s training methods follows after the jump.
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