THE NYC SEWER SYSTEM AWARD: VERNON GHOLSTON
We may have to conduct a new offseason contest around here, beginning with this picture of Vernon Gholston: the NYC Sewer System Award for having huge, huge pipes, as the Men of Scarlet and Gray put it so eloquently.
Plumbers, take note: Vernon Gholston maintains his pipes just fine without your help.
The red ties around the elbows are over-the-top, sure. But Gholston’s got to be the Buckeyes’ first off the bus and out of the tunnel.
Nominations for your team’s own NYC Sewer System Award are open below.
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Rey Maualuga of USC is huge. He’s not super cut but he’s freakin huge.
Comment by RB — May 3, 2007 @ 7:35 pm
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Miss Moss/White Stripes & Click Clack on the Arm Stuff Dept.:
Gentlemen, to get our man card back, after going through this thread, I recommend the following:
Super-Duper-Uber Model - Kate Moss dancing to a White Stripes song - “I Just Don’t Know What To Do With Myself”
(I think Ms. Moss was off cocaine during this video. She is simply awesome, alpha babe, even if her boobs could be bigger)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS5fkPFUskQ
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — May 3, 2007 @ 11:42 am
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Do you wanna fuck with this guy?
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.femmefan.com/site/images/lookerspics/lookers4/Michael_Pittman.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.femmefan.com/site/lookers4.htm&h=410&w=300&sz=38&hl=en&start=11&um=1&tbnid=HGaeu_3MQRs9CM:&tbnh=125&tbnw=91&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmichael%2Bpittman%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26newwindow%3D1%26safe%3Doff%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-US%26sa%3DN
Also, Bush found his WMD:
http://static.flickr.com/94/249452207_c07fec0e47_o.jpg
Comment by JB — May 3, 2007 @ 10:25 am
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Sorry guys, just not into “pipes” or other aspects of the male anatomy except my own.
Orson and Stranko… any possibility of an early cheesecake for our viewing pleasure? Just find it a little more appealing… but that’s just me…
Comment by sb — May 3, 2007 @ 8:24 am
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Barry bond’s before pic looks like Theo Huxtable…in the oldest opening credits (damn show had like 3 iterations of opening credits) he appears holding a bat at one point. DEAD RINGER.
Comment by Brian — May 2, 2007 @ 9:56 pm
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Recently drafted LeRon McClain, formerly of the Tide, was once described as looking like “A coke machine with a helmet on top.”
6′0″ 260lbs fullback. I’m gonna miss that guy…
Comment by Steve — May 2, 2007 @ 9:43 pm
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roids or not, I would not want to fuck with that guy.
Comment by Rob — May 2, 2007 @ 9:17 pm
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Pencil necked jackasses. It is actually possible to get big without growth hormone.
Comment by tzubear — May 2, 2007 @ 9:04 pm
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Nope, not a hint of steroids with me. Just ignore that syringe sticking out of my ass. Nothing to see there.
Comment by BuckeyeDomer — May 2, 2007 @ 8:50 pm
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Guy’s arms look like a Dallas roadmap.
Comment by MCab — May 2, 2007 @ 8:32 pm
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TERRY TATE!
http://www.rnrh.net/images/blog/terrytate.jpg
Comment by Brian — May 2, 2007 @ 8:10 pm
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“Update: We have been Everyday’ed. Thanks for the link, Orson.”
I think the bigger news here is that you clowns just made it into the lexicon….
Congrats….I think.
Comment by CLTDawg — May 2, 2007 @ 7:37 pm
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Sure he’s got big guns, but he’s not fast enough to get them around a SEC player.
Comment by socalirish — May 2, 2007 @ 5:29 pm