THE NYC SEWER SYSTEM AWARD: VERNON GHOLSTON
We may have to conduct a new offseason contest around here, beginning with this picture of Vernon Gholston: the NYC Sewer System Award for having huge, huge pipes, as the Men of Scarlet and Gray put it so eloquently.
Plumbers, take note: Vernon Gholston maintains his pipes just fine without your help.
The red ties around the elbows are over-the-top, sure. But Gholston’s got to be the Buckeyes’ first off the bus and out of the tunnel.
Nominations for your team’s own NYC Sewer System Award are open below.
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Jason says:
How about NFL ref Ed “Pipes” Hocculi. (sp?)
May 2nd, 2007 at 1:45 pm
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Sam says:
Rey Maualuga’s can kill you without even getting off his ass
May 2nd, 2007 at 1:53 pm
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Sam says:
http://www.teamandras.com/usc/photos2007_04_07_Huddle/images/Huddle_030.jpg
This goes with the above comment…stupid HTML escaping in comments…*grumble*
May 2nd, 2007 at 1:54 pm
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RedDevilEA says:
Word around the camp (which means whatever pathetic piece of online babble I can find) is that Vernon Gholston is poised to have a great year. He’s our only returning D-Lineman and has always been good. Hopefully he can reach that next level this year.
May 2nd, 2007 at 2:01 pm
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PSUrob says:
This has already been done in Rambo I, II, III and IV
May 2nd, 2007 at 2:01 pm
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BuckeyeDan says:
That’s probably not his most impressive pipe picture.
From the ‘05 season:
http://www.the-ozone.net/photos/9934.jpg
And from last season:
http://www.the-ozone.net/photos/13168.jpg
May 2nd, 2007 at 2:04 pm
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fresh says:
NYC Sewer System Pipes? Those are more like Serving-Five-For-Armed-Robbery-And-Ain’t-Gonna-Be-Nobody’s-Bitch Pipes. You know, the kind you can only get in the prison weight room (or tOSU weight room, same difference).
May 2nd, 2007 at 2:14 pm
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ProfKid93 says:
For “eloquently” you meant to type “homoerotically,” right, Orson?
May 2nd, 2007 at 2:32 pm
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adam says:
derrick harvey just sacked troy smith coming out of a wendy’s.
May 2nd, 2007 at 2:33 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Barry Bonds Little Brother Dept:
Not to bring in steroids, the Clear, human growth hormone, flaxseed oil, blah, blah, blah, but it seems like there is some sort of connection there with these jokers and chemical enhancers……(or at least that is what I tell my babe when these types of issues come up).
May 2nd, 2007 at 2:36 pm
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EEKS says:
That’s some big time ‘roids. Barry Bonds of Footbaw
May 2nd, 2007 at 2:36 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Before and After:
Barry Bonds Before Steroids:
http://azdiamondhacks.mlblogs.com/diamondhacks/images/bondsyoung.jpg
Barry Bonds After Steroids:
http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/sports/brew/img/mar04/bonds327.jpg
May 2nd, 2007 at 2:43 pm
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letsplaytummysticks says:
Over the top? Somewhere the Ultimate Warrior is crying and now his makeup is running.
May 2nd, 2007 at 2:50 pm
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adamryan says:
separated at birth?
http://www.mkoutworld.net/mku/MKU_Jax_Render.jpg
May 2nd, 2007 at 2:55 pm
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big D tide says:
click clack!!
May 2nd, 2007 at 3:10 pm
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Big Jon says:
From Arizona State, junior Keegan Herring. Not bad for a Pac-10 backup running back.
http://sundevilcentral.com/wallpaper/51wall800.jpg
And of course an honorable mention to alum Barry Bonds, although you’d never know it from this picture.
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2001-10/780817.jpg
May 2nd, 2007 at 3:21 pm
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tOSU_radar says:
I’ve got a 1987 Topps Bonds card, and I’ll tell ya, he looks like Chris Rock in a Pirates uni.
May 2nd, 2007 at 3:41 pm
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Mike @ Black Shoe Diaries says:
Ok. Admiring other men’s biceps is a little too homoerotic for me.
CLICKCLACK
May 2nd, 2007 at 3:44 pm
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FishFan-GatorMan says:
I’m particularly fond of Jarvis Moss’ pipes:
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/writers/luke_winn/08/10/florida.postcard/t1_moss.jpg
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/media/photo/2007-01/27275835.jpg
May 2nd, 2007 at 3:57 pm
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Halleck T. says:
Although not currently on the FSU roster, Dexter Reid votes for Mr. Greg Jones:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wbO3ZOQMbQ
May 2nd, 2007 at 4:05 pm
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Jason says:
That OSU dude is going to have to start shopping at Mr. Freaky Big!
May 2nd, 2007 at 4:23 pm
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oc phil says:
If we are taking all-time, then I’ve never seen a human that could compare to Anthony Munoz and his 24 inch biceps. I’ve seen very few people with that much muscle on their legs.
May 2nd, 2007 at 4:56 pm
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dixiehound says:
easy, former UGA & now current New England TE, Ben Watson. Dude was always the first one off the bus. Runs a true 4.4 40 (chased down Champ Bailey from behind in the nfl playoffs) and was the strongest guy on the team in college in just about every category. FREAK.
May 2nd, 2007 at 5:16 pm
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dixiehound says:
sorry, pic violation:
http://graphics.boston.com/images/sports/patriots/2005/watson_1024768.jpg
May 2nd, 2007 at 5:17 pm
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Geaux Irish says:
I nominate that this should be called the Gregg Valentino award:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj3De6s3ZjQ
This is from “The Man Whose Arms Exploded”.
May 2nd, 2007 at 5:20 pm
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socalirish says:
Sure he’s got big guns, but he’s not fast enough to get them around a SEC player.
May 2nd, 2007 at 5:29 pm
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CLTDawg says:
“Update: We have been Everyday’ed. Thanks for the link, Orson.”
I think the bigger news here is that you clowns just made it into the lexicon….
Congrats….I think.
May 2nd, 2007 at 7:37 pm
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Brian says:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TERRY TATE!
http://www.rnrh.net/images/blog/terrytate.jpg
May 2nd, 2007 at 8:10 pm
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MCab says:
Guy’s arms look like a Dallas roadmap.
May 2nd, 2007 at 8:32 pm
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BuckeyeDomer says:
Nope, not a hint of steroids with me. Just ignore that syringe sticking out of my ass. Nothing to see there.
May 2nd, 2007 at 8:50 pm
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tzubear says:
Pencil necked jackasses. It is actually possible to get big without growth hormone.
May 2nd, 2007 at 9:04 pm
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Rob says:
roids or not, I would not want to fuck with that guy.
May 2nd, 2007 at 9:17 pm
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Steve says:
Recently drafted LeRon McClain, formerly of the Tide, was once described as looking like “A coke machine with a helmet on top.”
6′0″ 260lbs fullback. I’m gonna miss that guy…
May 2nd, 2007 at 9:43 pm
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Brian says:
Barry bond’s before pic looks like Theo Huxtable…in the oldest opening credits (damn show had like 3 iterations of opening credits) he appears holding a bat at one point. DEAD RINGER.
May 2nd, 2007 at 9:56 pm
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sb says:
Sorry guys, just not into “pipes” or other aspects of the male anatomy except my own.
Orson and Stranko… any possibility of an early cheesecake for our viewing pleasure? Just find it a little more appealing… but that’s just me…
May 3rd, 2007 at 8:24 am
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JB says:
Do you wanna fuck with this guy?
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.femmefan.com/site/images/lookerspics/lookers4/Michael_Pittman.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.femmefan.com/site/lookers4.htm&h=410&w=300&sz=38&hl=en&start=11&um=1&tbnid=HGaeu_3MQRs9CM:&tbnh=125&tbnw=91&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dmichael%2Bpittman%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26newwindow%3D1%26safe%3Doff%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-US%26sa%3DN
Also, Bush found his WMD:
http://static.flickr.com/94/249452207_c07fec0e47_o.jpg
May 3rd, 2007 at 10:25 am
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Miss Moss/White Stripes & Click Clack on the Arm Stuff Dept.:
Gentlemen, to get our man card back, after going through this thread, I recommend the following:
Super-Duper-Uber Model – Kate Moss dancing to a White Stripes song – “I Just Don’t Know What To Do With Myself”
(I think Ms. Moss was off cocaine during this video. She is simply awesome, alpha babe, even if her boobs could be bigger)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS5fkPFUskQ
May 3rd, 2007 at 11:42 am
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RB says:
Rey Maualuga of USC is huge. He’s not super cut but he’s freakin huge.
May 3rd, 2007 at 7:35 pm