MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY: JAMIE HYNEMAN
People have been asking for this one for a while, and after watching the magnificent "Ninja Myths" episode last night, we can't deny you any longer.
Our Mustache Wednesday 'stache of the day: Jamie Hyneman. Boat captain, diver, survival expert, Russian speaker, linguist, designer of the Mugwumps from Naked Lunch, and obvious sex symbol...a man with a resume so caffeine-addled has got to receive his just desserts from this website.

Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!
For a photo of Jamie in high school click the jump.

You can almost hear the soundtrack to that hairstyle seeping through the screen. After listening to the lyrics, actually, we're certain this is somewhere in the Hyneman catalog.
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Note: we’re at the risk of sprouting acne just saying this, but watching that clip makes us worship Neal Peart like a 12 year old again.
by Orson Swindle on May 2, 2007 8:57 AM EDT reply actions
it’s about fucking time that this man got into the mustache wednesday catalogs.
and, the only time I saw rush in concert was in Toronto for the SARS-fest thing where the Stones, AC/DC, and Rush played full sets. wish I could see that concert again.
by Brian on May 2, 2007 9:00 AM EDT reply actions
Damn – Missed the start of the ninja episode. I caught the end last week, but missed the start and it was on again last night!?!? Sigh – I was watching Sig come off the crab.
by Out of Conference on May 2, 2007 9:07 AM EDT reply actions
Taylor Hawkins > Neal Peart for pure rock drumming.
by Paco on May 2, 2007 9:25 AM EDT reply actions
He IS a sex symbol. I’ve had conversations with several ladies that said they were strangely attracted to him. He’s making NERD cool again, God bless him.
by Hook'em Tide on May 2, 2007 9:28 AM EDT reply actions
I haven’t quite decided if I think that the chick on that show is cute or nerdy…I’m leaning towards cute, but I can tell the bug-eyed Asian dude wants to tap that ass.
by Brian on May 2, 2007 9:38 AM EDT reply actions
Brian – there’s nothing wrong with cute and nerdy. Sometimes the more nerdier a cute chick is, the less they realize how cute they are- just waiting for someone to sweep them off their feet by telling them how cute they are. Or so I used to think.
by Out of Conference on May 2, 2007 9:42 AM EDT reply actions
more nerdier – now there’s grammar for you
by Out of Conference on May 2, 2007 9:42 AM EDT reply actions
Cari (the cute and nerdy) is hott.
Go find the clips of Shark Week when she’s sporting a bikini the whole time.
The bug-eyed Asian is not the only one who wants to tap that ass.
by Whitey on May 2, 2007 10:05 AM EDT reply actions
Cari is Hott Hott Hott.
What ever happened to the other (tatooed) chick that Imahra replaced?
Oh, and how could you talk about JH and not mention guns or explosions. I understand your need to be subtle and nuanced Orson, but come on.
by PeterPumpkinhead on May 2, 2007 10:31 AM EDT reply actions
For the Peart fan who has everything, here’s a little YYZ, with plenty of singular percussive goodness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iONLKn5VHY4
What the hey, here’s some Strange Village as well:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbSWzK4nKQA
My ears! My ears!
by Kenny on May 2, 2007 10:31 AM EDT reply actions
Mythbusters is one of the few Tivo Season Passes I have set up. My wife always thought it was because they blow stuff up. We were at dinner the other night with some friends and Mythbusters came up. A friend’s wife said “You only watch it because of Kari”.
Can you say myth-BUSTED. Where were the girls like that when I was young and foolish.
For those of you who doubt her hottness, FHM did a pictorial with her-she made a lab coat sexy.
by BamaTaxMan on May 2, 2007 10:38 AM EDT reply actions
Peter-
Check out the Wiki for Mythbusters – the answers to that and many more questions are there.
by BamaTaxMan on May 2, 2007 10:39 AM EDT reply actions
First, it’s Kari with a “K”. It’s not like she doesn’t wear a shirt with her name on in every 3-4 episodes or anything.
And clearly you didn’t hang out enough with the artsy chicks in high school. Alas, neither did I.
by Chris Lawrence on May 2, 2007 10:50 AM EDT reply actions
Exit…Stage Left, 1982.
Man, that is a great clip, brings back a ton of memories.
Still my favorite band and they just released a new album yesterday so I will definitely catch them on tour this summer. Should be fun watching a bunch of old-fart air-drummers reliving their adolescence out at Jones Beach.
by Paragon SC on May 2, 2007 11:05 AM EDT reply actions
#8:
I too, have a deep-seated, emotional hatred of rush
by TX_FL on May 2, 2007 11:11 AM EDT reply actions
- oh art school chicks.
My Kryptonite. Sort of like the anti-Ride by Night, which makes me want to put my fist through a wall.
I wonder if Geddy Lee speaks like an ordinary guy
(I know him, and he does)
by jon on May 2, 2007 11:17 AM EDT reply actions
@ Chris Lawrence.
Yep… as soon as I posted it, I realized my mistake.
In my defense, I graduated from a MAC school.
by Whitey on May 2, 2007 11:28 AM EDT reply actions
Taylor Hawkins better that Neil Peart? You’re fucking insane! The only other drummer that I would put anywhere near Peart is Danny Carey of Tool, or to go old school, Buddy Rich.
Kari is super hot. She’s also a vegetarian. So while she despises meat and lives in San Francisco, it’s fitting that her hair color is red.
by Rome on May 2, 2007 11:39 AM EDT reply actions
Wouldn’t Jamie from Mythbusters be a good pick for mustache wednesday someday? Has he ever been used?
by oc phil on May 2, 2007 11:46 AM EDT reply actions
I wish they combined the Shark Week episode with her in a bikini and the vodka episode where she gets hammered taste testing filtered cheap vodka versus top shelf stuff.
by Out of Conference on May 2, 2007 11:54 AM EDT reply actions
I saw them on that tour – brilliant!
I nominate 2112 Neil for next mustache!
http://www.cathedralstone.net/Pages/Rush.htm
by Matt on May 2, 2007 12:14 PM EDT reply actions
Thankyou for all of the help in making my decision. The debate has been settled…Kari Byron is declared a complete hottie in my book. She would have every Georgia Tech guy drooling over her if she ever came to campus.
by Brian on May 2, 2007 12:58 PM EDT reply actions
Yet another reason to love this blog: a Rush reference. And I just got my tickets for the show here in Indy in August. I’ll need to get my fitness up over the summer for the air-drumming that night.
Have you found that people can’t seem to be indifferent to Rush? Like Steve Spurrier, they seem to breed either an overwhelming love or pathological dislike. Rush fans=cult.
And Neil Peart would tear out Taylor Hawkins heart and consume it before Hawkins hit the ground.
by SSB Charley on May 2, 2007 12:59 PM EDT reply actions
oh man. tattooed girl rocks. i remember that her name is a boy’s name. scottie, i think. the hot, tattooed, welding girls even do it for me. also, does anyone know if kari and tori are bumping uglies?
by adam on May 2, 2007 1:02 PM EDT reply actions
by Murphy on May 2, 2007 1:24 PM EDT reply actions
Thanks BTM!
And I was just copying Whitey… and he went to a MAC school
by PeterPumpkinhead on May 2, 2007 1:30 PM EDT reply actions
She would have every Georgia Tech guy drooling over her if she ever came to campus.
How would that make her different from any random female aged 17 – 42 with all limbs (sorry RCR) and an IQ over 65?
by DC Trojan on May 2, 2007 1:42 PM EDT reply actions
Confession- I know way too much about Mythbusters
- - adam
Yes, it is Scottie.
- - Peter
Your welcome.
- - DC Trojan
Because on several occasions she’s worn a T-shirt that said “I Love Geeks”.
by BamaTaxMan on May 2, 2007 2:19 PM EDT reply actions
Because on several occasions she’s worn a T-shirt that said "I Love Geeks"
Well that would explain it. She’d need a sizable security escort, in that case.
by DC Trojan on May 2, 2007 2:38 PM EDT reply actions
I suppose the reference to GT students is fitting, but the last dozen or so posts on here say pretty much the same thing about EDSBS readers.
ps. what if there was a blooper reel of Mythbusters in a vault in which Kari and Scottie work with bubble-bath related myth, then Kari falls into Scottie’s arms. At wich point they start making out.
just sayin’
by jon on May 2, 2007 4:49 PM EDT reply actions
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I’d like to see that scenerio with Kari and the new Mythtern Jess.
by Red Dawg on May 2, 2007 5:21 PM EDT reply actions
#23
Rome, good point about Danny Carey. Probably more so for me because I am of the opinion thusly:
Rush – God I hate them…
TOOL – Absolutely love ’em…
by Maine-iak on May 3, 2007 7:56 AM EDT reply actions
Maine-iak – there is one and only one reason to listen to Rush and that is Neil Peart. Screw the other two clowns in that band. Big Nose and the guitar player must have sold their souls to the devil to be able to play with Peart.
by Rome on May 3, 2007 10:20 AM EDT reply actions
Ok, so to summarize:
A few Rush haters, a few fans, how many more would be fans if Kari gave you conditional approval to bust her myth if only “Spirit of the Radio” was cranking out?
by Out of Conference on May 3, 2007 3:13 PM EDT reply actions
In pic 18 of the Kari Gallery does is there a tat half-covered or did she fire the gardener?
by Simmo79 on May 4, 2007 2:15 AM EDT reply actions
1. #8:
I too, have a deep-seated, emotional hatred of rush
Comment by TX_FL — May 2, 2007 @ 10:11 am
1. 8
God I hate Rush.
Comment by Mosby — May 2, 2007 @ 8:32 am
the people who posted thees coments needs to relly fuck off and i think many people can agree if you dont like neil pert you prolly deff or somthing becaus you honistly now nothing about music or druming so u kno if you hate neil pert you can go fuck off and die not even jokeing relly fuck off and if you think neil pert isnt the best email me @ sirk.demon@gmail.com and ill tell you to fuck off there too
by kmjl92 on May 15, 2007 8:43 PM EDT reply actions

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