AUBURN FIGHT SONG, REVISED.
Ahem. Hmmmmmmmmm…mi mi mi mi miiiiiiiiii. We revise the Auburn fight song for today’s latest Fulmer Cup score.
War Eagle, fly down the field,
Drunk off twelve beers and struggling to kneel,
War Eagle, always believe,
Tipsy in traffic and starting to weave,
Drive on, you orange and blue
Cause a DUI’s coming for you! < ?i>
Walk-on linebacker Jacob Shirey, 20, gets a DUI early Tuesday morning. Dos puntos for Auburn, who as the Opelika paper points out have had two players arrested for alcohol-related offenses in the past ten days.
Nick Saban would like to taunt you all for this, Auburn fans, but he has no time for this shit.
I would tell you that sir, but I have no time for that shit.
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AUsrhggns,
Keep kidding yourself that these grade changes would have occured no matter where these guys ended up.
You now have two more fine scholars in the Auburn tradition. Hopefully these two don’t have soy milk allergies so you won’t have to divert too much tutoring resources to read their tests to them.
Oh yeah, my son is eight; and he could kick your ass.
Forward this thread to Kenny and David along with my best wishes. Oooops. nevermind. They can’t read it.
Comment by John In Huntsville — June 19, 2007 @ 2:59 am