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drogue says:
Richard Gere = Bone Smuggler
April 27th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
2
Jerkwheat says:
Gere = Gerbil Smuggler
April 27th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
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GamecockTony says:
Isn’t Hawking pretty much weightless under normal gravitational circumstances?
Color me unimpressed.
Now if they could get The Orgeron under Zero G’s – that’d be something.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
4
Whitey says:
Having once made an utterly reprehensible (albeit hilarious) joke referencing Stephen Hawking, seeing the joy on his face in this picture gives me peace that I will yet escape the fiery fingers of Hell.
At least until I can properly work in something regarding vegetables and Tang….
April 27th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
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drogue says:
I don’t think Hawking is a big fan of gravity.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
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Orangeblood says:
Clearly Gere was going after the Tang.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
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Kanu says:
Was there a gerbil on her face or something?
April 27th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
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drogue says:
Me suspects he thought she was sporting an Adam’s apple.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
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Brian says:
Hell, Hawking’s going after the Tang too my friends. He’s been married twice, and considering his state, I find it AWESOME that he was the one to give his second wife the boot.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
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matt says:
if Richard Gere hasn’t been fucked in his ass before…my name’s not matt
April 27th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
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italiangator says:
Brian, you know Hawking’s personal motto is ‘Can’t keep a good man down.’
April 27th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
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Kecalf Bailey says:
Richard Gere…He’s a real hero of mine.
Sting is someone else I really admire, his music…I don’t really listen to it, but the fact that he’s out there making it, I can respect that.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:55 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
AAAAAHHHH PUT ME DOWN THIS FUCK KING PLANE IS MAK KING ME SICK AAAH AAAAH BLLLUUUUUAAARRRGGGHHH
[/computer dictaphone voice at 30,000 feet]
April 27th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
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tOSU_radar says:
Hawking’s setup is so tricked out that it pukes for him.
On that note, that’s what I think of my annual tOSU ticket draft. Friggin’ Youngstown State!!! And it still costs $126!! Seriously, they need a sliding scale for ticket prices, especially when it’s I-AA!! And the real bitch is that if you decline the tickets, you go back to the bottom of the season ticket pile. Not that’s much below where I already am. So much for graduating 10 years ago…
April 27th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
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Jason says:
I can’t stop staring at Hawking. So strange, yet fascinating..
April 27th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
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Out of Conference says:
Is it me of does Hawking at zero G look like Robin Willaims.
—-
Hawking: Billions and billions this, Sagan!
April 27th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
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Out of Conference says:
of = or
Hawking says percentage odds of OOC making a spelling mistake in a post is close to 98.976573x(repeating, of course)
April 27th, 2007 at 9:00 pm
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DC Trojan says:
THIS FUCK KING PLANE IS MAK KING ME SICK
Not at all – it said “SPACE BITCH CHES!”
and then sang the Michigan fight song. No-one is sure if it was hacked or it was just another of Steven’s little jokes.
April 27th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
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DC Trojan says:
Richard Gere: Oh baby, this is going to reignite our careers, you thought Big Brother was big, get a load of me!
Shilpa Shetty: Oh RIchard, soon you’ll be on fire!
RG: I’m already burning for you, I’m your lamb vinadaloo of love! Mujhe tumse dil se pyar hai!
SS: No dumb fuck, I mean they’re going to burn you at the stake for this!
RG: For real?
SS: They don’t like old feringhee actors mauling Bollywood b-listers, banchut!
RG: but they didn’t burn Jade Goody when she called you Shilpa Poppadum on Big Brother…
SS: That’s because we don’t kill cows here!
Innit.
April 27th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
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Newspaper Hack says:
I demand a critique of the Spurrier ad for Under Armour. Get on it, guys.
April 28th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
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Go Blue, Eh! says:
Since there were no captions, I also thought that was Robin Williams in the Vomit Comet.
April 28th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
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panhandler says:
Apropos of nothing, here’s one of Tennessee’s finest, on the draft:
http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=MDQwYmI1OGQ0NWM0NTFlMDA1MGE1NGExMDRiMTc2Y2U=
April 28th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
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rob says:
amen Hack
April 28th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Suzy Kolber & Brady Quinn:
I do not know what was more difficult:
1) Seeing Brady Quinn squirm as he was free falling all the waaaaay down to No. 22, from an expected top three NFL draft pick, or
2) Brady containing himself from kissing cute Suzy Kolber during his two interviews with her, prior and post pick, or
3) Charlie Weis’ wife being able to keep up with the cooking of cheeseburgers as Charlie ate them in two or three bites, as he nervously endured draft day as it Bataaaned Maaaarched on without his boy getting any r-e-s-p-e-c-t from most NFL teams.
All kidding aside, BQ was a class act on draft day.
April 28th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
USF enters the Fulmer cup with a double shot worth 1 point. That’s why we call it the Big lEast.
April 29th, 2007 at 8:15 pm
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sb says:
DC Trojan… great work! Had me in stiches! “…old feringhee actors mauling Bollywood B-listers, banchut.” Golden, absolutely golden…
April 30th, 2007 at 8:12 am