FRIDAY MOMENT OF ZEN DOUBLESHOT

by Stranko on Apr 27, 2007 4:02 PM EDT

Have a great weekend!

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Richard Gere = Bone Smuggler

by drogue on Apr 27, 2007 4:06 PM EDT reply actions

Gere = Gerbil Smuggler

by Jerkwheat on Apr 27, 2007 4:10 PM EDT reply actions

Isn’t Hawking pretty much weightless under normal gravitational circumstances?
Color me unimpressed.

Now if they could get The Orgeron under Zero G’s – that’d be something.

by GamecockTony on Apr 27, 2007 4:10 PM EDT reply actions

Having once made an utterly reprehensible (albeit hilarious) joke referencing Stephen Hawking, seeing the joy on his face in this picture gives me peace that I will yet escape the fiery fingers of Hell.

At least until I can properly work in something regarding vegetables and Tang….

by Whitey on Apr 27, 2007 4:29 PM EDT reply actions

I don’t think Hawking is a big fan of gravity.

by drogue on Apr 27, 2007 4:34 PM EDT reply actions

Clearly Gere was going after the Tang.

by Orangeblood on Apr 27, 2007 4:35 PM EDT reply actions

Was there a gerbil on her face or something?

by Kanu on Apr 27, 2007 4:36 PM EDT reply actions

Me suspects he thought she was sporting an Adam’s apple.

by drogue on Apr 27, 2007 4:39 PM EDT reply actions

Hell, Hawking’s going after the Tang too my friends. He’s been married twice, and considering his state, I find it AWESOME that he was the one to give his second wife the boot.

by Brian on Apr 27, 2007 4:44 PM EDT reply actions

if Richard Gere hasn’t been fucked in his ass before…my name’s not matt

by matt on Apr 27, 2007 4:44 PM EDT reply actions

Brian, you know Hawking’s personal motto is ’Can’t keep a good man down.’

by italiangator on Apr 27, 2007 4:49 PM EDT reply actions

Richard Gere…He’s a real hero of mine.

Sting is someone else I really admire, his music…I don’t really listen to it, but the fact that he’s out there making it, I can respect that.

by Kecalf Bailey on Apr 27, 2007 4:55 PM EDT reply actions

AAAAAHHHH PUT ME DOWN THIS FUCK KING PLANE IS MAK KING ME SICK AAAH AAAAH BLLLUUUUUAAARRRGGGHHH

[/computer dictaphone voice at 30,000 feet]

by Orson Swindle on Apr 27, 2007 5:15 PM EDT reply actions

Hawking’s setup is so tricked out that it pukes for him.

On that note, that’s what I think of my annual tOSU ticket draft. Friggin’ Youngstown State!!! And it still costs $126!! Seriously, they need a sliding scale for ticket prices, especially when it’s I-AA!! And the real bitch is that if you decline the tickets, you go back to the bottom of the season ticket pile. Not that’s much below where I already am. So much for graduating 10 years ago…

by tOSU_radar on Apr 27, 2007 5:23 PM EDT reply actions

I can’t stop staring at Hawking. So strange, yet fascinating..

by Jason on Apr 27, 2007 5:40 PM EDT reply actions

Is it me of does Hawking at zero G look like Robin Willaims.
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Hawking: Billions and billions this, Sagan!

by Out of Conference on Apr 27, 2007 9:58 PM EDT reply actions

of = or
Hawking says percentage odds of OOC making a spelling mistake in a post is close to 98.976573x(repeating, of course)

by Out of Conference on Apr 27, 2007 10:00 PM EDT reply actions

THIS FUCK KING PLANE IS MAK KING ME SICK

Not at all – it said “SPACE BITCH CHES!”

and then sang the Michigan fight song. No-one is sure if it was hacked or it was just another of Steven’s little jokes.

by DC Trojan on Apr 27, 2007 10:40 PM EDT reply actions

Richard Gere: Oh baby, this is going to reignite our careers, you thought Big Brother was big, get a load of me!

Shilpa Shetty: Oh RIchard, soon you’ll be on fire!

RG: I’m already burning for you, I’m your lamb vinadaloo of love! Mujhe tumse dil se pyar hai!

SS: No dumb fuck, I mean they’re going to burn you at the stake for this!

RG: For real?

SS: They don’t like old feringhee actors mauling Bollywood b-listers, banchut!

RG: but they didn’t burn Jade Goody when she called you Shilpa Poppadum on Big Brother…

SS: That’s because we don’t kill cows here!

Innit.

by DC Trojan on Apr 27, 2007 11:05 PM EDT reply actions

I demand a critique of the Spurrier ad for Under Armour. Get on it, guys.

by Newspaper Hack on Apr 28, 2007 1:47 PM EDT reply actions

Since there were no captions, I also thought that was Robin Williams in the Vomit Comet.

by Go Blue, Eh! on Apr 28, 2007 2:42 PM EDT reply actions

Apropos of nothing, here’s one of Tennessee’s finest, on the draft:

http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=MDQwYmI1OGQ0NWM0NTFlMDA1MGE1NGExMDRiMTc2Y2U=

by panhandler on Apr 28, 2007 2:55 PM EDT reply actions

amen Hack

by rob on Apr 28, 2007 3:06 PM EDT reply actions

Suzy Kolber & Brady Quinn:

I do not know what was more difficult:

1) Seeing Brady Quinn squirm as he was free falling all the waaaaay down to No. 22, from an expected top three NFL draft pick, or

2) Brady containing himself from kissing cute Suzy Kolber during his two interviews with her, prior and post pick, or

3) Charlie Weis’ wife being able to keep up with the cooking of cheeseburgers as Charlie ate them in two or three bites, as he nervously endured draft day as it Bataaaned Maaaarched on without his boy getting any r-e-s-p-e-c-t from most NFL teams.

All kidding aside, BQ was a class act on draft day.

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Apr 28, 2007 4:41 PM EDT reply actions