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RedDevilEA says:
Fulmer cup pre-emptive squashitude:
http://dispatch.com/dispatch/content/sports/stories/2007/04/27/osurecruit.html
Dammit, son!! You’ve got to enroll first!!
April 27th, 2007 at 8:42 am
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kleph says:
one thing is for sure, stock models are about 10,000 times hotter in south america. not to mention quite a bit more enthusiastic.
April 27th, 2007 at 8:48 am
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RaginCajunRebel says:
I like the yellow dress. A lot.
April 27th, 2007 at 8:48 am
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DevilGrad says:
I’m pretty sure a couple of schools scored last year for actions by kids who had signed LOIs but not yet enrolled. That seems only fair to me.
April 27th, 2007 at 8:48 am
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DevilGrad says:
I’m partial to the woman falling out of the red dress.
April 27th, 2007 at 8:49 am
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RedDevilEA says:
Incidentally, in Texas, possession of a small amount of marijuana could (COULD) potentially get you a year in jail. In Ohio, however, possession of up to ONE HUNDRED GRAMS is treated much like a traffic ticket-100 dollar fine and it doesn’t even go on your record. Paraphernalie, however, is an entirely different story.
April 27th, 2007 at 8:55 am
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RedDevilEA says:
*paraphernalie is the technical term for paraphernalia that has been inadvertantly left under your car seat by a friend, hitchhiker, car wash guy, etc…
April 27th, 2007 at 8:56 am
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sb says:
Devil, I’m with you… combine the falling attributes with the five-foot long legs, and for today she and I will discuss the customizing of Florida Condominium Declarations to meet geriatric ownership concerns… “ooh, which paragraph in Article VII will you place this ADA requirement?” she asked as the first four feet of her right leg found its way past my shaking knee…
You guys are killin’ me…
April 27th, 2007 at 9:03 am
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Stranko Montana says:
Yea, but what about the mustaches and the thumbs up? Those are pretty cool too.
April 27th, 2007 at 9:03 am
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sb says:
Stranko… those guys don’t know condo law…
April 27th, 2007 at 9:04 am
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Stranko Montana says:
Condo laws??? They don’t need no stinking condo laws
April 27th, 2007 at 9:15 am
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Orson Swindle says:
Is that J-Lo in the red dress? If so, she’s still fine. Who cares if she’s dating a vampire midget.
April 27th, 2007 at 9:16 am
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Stranko Montana says:
It is not J-Lo. It is another Latin singer, who I actually think is several years J-Lo’s senior.
April 27th, 2007 at 9:25 am
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BA says:
The red dress is Ninel Conde. I suggest doing a google image search on her. You won’t be disapointed. Wow.
April 27th, 2007 at 9:35 am
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sb says:
J-Lo or no, she can whisper sweet statutes into my ear any time… I dream of her husky low voice telling me “SI, si, si, oooh, no, no, no! When we record thees declaration?”.
Stranko, dos’ quatros amigos mean not’ing to me…unless they are cheering me on in my efforts to finalize my transaction with J-no.
April 27th, 2007 at 9:36 am
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Stranko Montana says:
It is Ninel Conde.
April 27th, 2007 at 9:55 am
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Doug the future Mr. Theuriau says:
Whoa! Check out that sideboob! [/peter griffin]
April 27th, 2007 at 10:01 am
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PJ from NU in SF says:
I recognize the look on the face of the blonde in the backgroud of the pool shot (#3). It says “let’s get out of here, go back to my room and engage in conduct that is dirty filthy nasty raunchy.” Her friend looks like she’s ready for the X Games as well.
Thank you boys, for that fine selection of Miami Nice. Except for the guys in the hats. You scared me for a minute there.
April 27th, 2007 at 10:06 am
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SunDawg says:
Is there a place in South Miami where one can acquire a former TeleMondo or Latin Music Award model? I mean, Heyzoos, (sorry, lost my train of thought)…
April 27th, 2007 at 10:15 am
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Brian says:
I am actually partial to the glittery black dress and its oh-so-shortness. God knows those legs are top shelf. Im sure shes prettier than the pic would have you think, since she’s just making a face.
BTW Those dudes are giving thumbs up because they are going home with the METRO 7 girls…fuck the trophy.
April 27th, 2007 at 10:24 am
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rlc says:
1) Search google for “Ninel Conde”
2) find flikr set with this shoot…
3) see image so entertaining it should be shared with the world.
http://flickr.com/photos/richardliriano/474466087/in/set-72157600139617595/
April 27th, 2007 at 10:41 am
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Aerobab says:
#20, I believe the owner of the short, black, glittery dress is none other than Ms. Shakira. So I believe your pretty/goofy face assertion is appropriate.
As for myself, the yellow dress looks spectacular…but it would look even better wadded up on my bedroom floor!
[/5th grade joke]
Is it beer-thirty yet? No? Damn.
April 27th, 2007 at 10:59 am
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Whitey says:
In the immortal words of Steven Tyler…
Pink is my fav-o-rite color. (those hips definitely aren’t lying)
Come on, let’s show all the ladies some love? No?
April 27th, 2007 at 11:07 am
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Brian says:
You know what, I thought that might be Senorita Shakira, but wasn’t sure.
April 27th, 2007 at 11:08 am
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sb says:
Aerobab… is it thirsty where you are? Its my birthday so I get to start early… but no gin ’cause it makes me fractious.
And these damn cheesecakes are gonna send me home randy once again… the wife can’t understand why I wish to “use her like a woman”* every Friday afternoon…(I’m kinda spontaneous normally)…
*identify the origin of this phrase and win a free accolade (not the car).
April 27th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
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Stranko Montana says:
It is not Shakira. It is mexican signing sensation Paulina Rubio.
April 27th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
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Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
Yellow Dress Vs. Red Dresss Dept:
I cannot decide which woman is hotter. Yellow dress by a nose?
It is like deciding which is better:
A) Beating the college football rival by a huge score, or
B) Coming from behind and beating a rival in the last second and breaking their hearts to smithereeeens and having their fans cry in their root beer forever and ever and ever…….
April 27th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
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socalirish says:
Gotta love the Biltmore…
April 27th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
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Brian says:
I liked her at Shakira, I like her WAY more as Paulina Rubio.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
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Cincy says:
regarding Ms. Red Dress, my first thought was
“Come on gravity, do your thing… “
April 27th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
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SoFlaD says:
It’s hard to say which location is better. The Bank United Center yesterday for LBAs or the Wellness center across the street filled with 18-21 year old UM coeds from about 5-8 pm.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:34 pm