Project 119, the effort by one 23-year old lunatic to visit every D-1 college football stadium in America, brings us this silent, moving dispatch from Cincinnati.
College students+open gates+snow=penis shapes. Take that down in your notes, because this is science, dammit. (HT: Da Wiz.)
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
Comments? Questions? Long strings of profanities directed at something we said? Please send your comments to harumphharumph -a- yahoo -dot- com. Please direct all tailgating photos and stories to edsbsfans -a- gmail -dot- com.
| S | M | T | W | T | F | S |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| « Mar | May » | |||||
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | 30 | |||||
©2009 EveryDayShouldBeSaturday.com - Privacy Policy
EDSBS is proudly powered by WordPress
The page was generated in 1.050 seconds with 25 queries.
Site design by Sevenpixels
Loading ...
1
Out of Conference says:
What a dick!
April 26th, 2007 at 11:56 am
2
sb says:
…you put it in their hands, they’re gonna play with it…
April 26th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
3
Aerobab says:
Where’s the matching vajayjay? Yeah “College students+open gates+snow=penis shapes” but College students+open gates+snow=vagina shapes, too.
Equating the two formulas, I conclude that penis shapes=vagina shapes…but I really don’t know what that gets me. Other than a fucking huge snow cock.
April 26th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
4
Brian @ MGoBlog says:
That penis has three testicles. Is it Chuck Norris’s?
April 26th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
5
Odell 51 says:
Good lord. I love my town, but we just have the worst reputation in the history of metropolitan area’s.
But that is something I could see happening if I was on campus.
April 26th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
6
PSUrob says:
Orson, Offtopic but FYI – Tomorrow’s the big day for PSU football fracas…..
http://www.pennlive.com/pennstatefootball/patriotnews/index.ssf?/base/sports/1177548020272300.xml&coll=1
April 26th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
7
DevilGrad says:
The penis stops short of the endzone as, unsurprisingly, UC still can’t score.
April 26th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
8
sb says:
Bab, regarding your corollary equation, I would posit an alternative that college students + open gates + snow = frozen knees and corresponding frozen rumps if penis/vagina shapes are included… at least thats been my experience (as far south as UGA, but not at Florida).
Brian, if you’d been paying attention you’d know that if its three testicles it has to be Tim Tebow…he as supplanted Chuck Norris as the Uber Mensch…
April 26th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
9
Out of Conference says:
Brain #4 – are you sure it’s 3 testicles, or is it John Kruk’s set before surgery ?
April 26th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
10
OMBrendon46 says:
“At the University of Cincinnati, like a beacon of sparkling light at the stadium, they’ve created one of the most famous sights in college football: touchdown penis.”
April 26th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
11
SunDawg says:
Looks like two, maybe three balls crossed the goal line to me, DevilGrad; should be 21 points.
April 26th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
12
Out of Conference says:
I don’t know – he may be tea-bagging the near endzone, but it looks like he’s coming up short in the red zone at the business end.
April 26th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
13
oc phil says:
#4 and #8
Nope, George Washington.
April 26th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
14
sb says:
#13, I get it, the father of the country and all…
But really, if two testes can produce either a female with the XX chromosomal pair or a male with an XY chromosomal pair, can three produce an XXX or XXY chromosomal trio, and if not, why? Just askin’, since I sucked at genetics (frickin pushed me into law).
April 26th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
15
drogue says:
Touchdown Johnson!
April 26th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
16
RaginCajunRebel says:
Shortly thereafter, in an appearant attempt to fire up the Bearcat student body, Jackie Sherrill came to Cincinnati and castrated the stadium.
April 26th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
17
OMBrendon46 says:
Well SB,
To answer your genetics question… XXX is called poly-X syndrome which is a genetic disorder. XXY is called Klinefelter syndrome. I’ts also a genetic disorder, but this disease results in enlarged breasts and small testicles.
This obviously isn’t Klinefelter because these balls are HUGE.
April 26th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
18
PeterPumpkinhead says:
+1 drogue
April 26th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
19
Big Jon says:
#3,
A matching va-jay-jay would result in a lot of confusion, not to mention a B&E charge for Georgia O’Keefe.
April 26th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
20
Signal to Noise says:
Clearly, these fine Cincinnati residents were influenced by Robert Mapplethorpe’s later work, displayed in that city in the late 80s.
April 26th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
21
socalirish says:
That’s Tebow’s. Everyone knows his full name is Tim Tebow-Brasky.
April 26th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
22
Will says:
They might want to get that lump checked out.
April 26th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
23
oc phil says:
#14- Actually I was citing the greatest song ever. I think I first became aware of it via EDSBS.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IZCNrf0IH_U
(Not the safest for work if you are at an uptight place I guess, but then the context here should make that obvious enough)
April 26th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
24
Mister T says:
testes
testes
1
2
3?
April 26th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
25
Geaux Irish says:
Anyone else find it appropriate that this story was courtesy of ‘The Wiz’?
April 26th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
26
Kakistocrat says:
So does Cincy have a home game against West Virgina this year?
April 27th, 2007 at 6:41 am
27
sb says:
OM, thanks for the clarification…;
Drogue, that’s funny!;
April 27th, 2007 at 8:52 am