SNOW+COLLEGE STUDENTS=PENIS SHAPES

by Orson on Apr 26, 2007 12:42 PM EDT

Project 119, the effort by one 23-year old lunatic to visit every D-1 college football stadium in America, brings us this silent, moving dispatch from Cincinnati.

College students+open gates+snow=penis shapes. Take that down in your notes, because this is science, dammit. (HT: Da Wiz.)

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What a dick!

by Out of Conference on Apr 26, 2007 12:56 PM EDT reply actions

…you put it in their hands, they’re gonna play with it…

by sb on Apr 26, 2007 1:19 PM EDT reply actions

Where’s the matching vajayjay? Yeah “College students+open gates+snow=penis shapes” but College students+open gates+snow=vagina shapes, too.

Equating the two formulas, I conclude that penis shapes=vagina shapes…but I really don’t know what that gets me. Other than a fucking huge snow cock.

by Aerobab on Apr 26, 2007 1:25 PM EDT reply actions

That penis has three testicles. Is it Chuck Norris’s?

by Brian @ MGoBlog on Apr 26, 2007 1:28 PM EDT reply actions

Good lord. I love my town, but we just have the worst reputation in the history of metropolitan area’s.

But that is something I could see happening if I was on campus.

by Odell 51 on Apr 26, 2007 1:42 PM EDT reply actions

Orson, Offtopic but FYI – Tomorrow’s the big day for PSU football fracas…..

http://www.pennlive.com/pennstatefootball/patriotnews/index.ssf?/base/sports/1177548020272300.xml&coll=1

by PSUrob on Apr 26, 2007 1:48 PM EDT reply actions

The penis stops short of the endzone as, unsurprisingly, UC still can’t score.

by DevilGrad on Apr 26, 2007 1:55 PM EDT reply actions

Bab, regarding your corollary equation, I would posit an alternative that college students + open gates + snow = frozen knees and corresponding frozen rumps if penis/vagina shapes are included… at least thats been my experience (as far south as UGA, but not at Florida).

Brian, if you’d been paying attention you’d know that if its three testicles it has to be Tim Tebow…he as supplanted Chuck Norris as the Uber Mensch…

by sb on Apr 26, 2007 2:18 PM EDT reply actions

Brain #4 – are you sure it’s 3 testicles, or is it John Kruk’s set before surgery ?

by Out of Conference on Apr 26, 2007 2:27 PM EDT reply actions

“At the University of Cincinnati, like a beacon of sparkling light at the stadium, they’ve created one of the most famous sights in college football: touchdown penis.”

by OMBrendon46 on Apr 26, 2007 2:37 PM EDT reply actions

Looks like two, maybe three balls crossed the goal line to me, DevilGrad; should be 21 points.

by SunDawg on Apr 26, 2007 3:03 PM EDT reply actions

I don’t know – he may be tea-bagging the near endzone, but it looks like he’s coming up short in the red zone at the business end.

by Out of Conference on Apr 26, 2007 3:09 PM EDT reply actions

and #8

Nope, George Washington.

by oc phil on Apr 26, 2007 3:53 PM EDT reply actions

#13, I get it, the father of the country and all…

But really, if two testes can produce either a female with the XX chromosomal pair or a male with an XY chromosomal pair, can three produce an XXX or XXY chromosomal trio, and if not, why? Just askin’, since I sucked at genetics (frickin pushed me into law).

by sb on Apr 26, 2007 4:03 PM EDT reply actions

Touchdown Johnson!

by drogue on Apr 26, 2007 4:06 PM EDT reply actions

Shortly thereafter, in an appearant attempt to fire up the Bearcat student body, Jackie Sherrill came to Cincinnati and castrated the stadium.

by RaginCajunRebel on Apr 26, 2007 4:13 PM EDT reply actions

Well SB,

To answer your genetics question… XXX is called poly-X syndrome which is a genetic disorder. XXY is called Klinefelter syndrome. I’ts also a genetic disorder, but this disease results in enlarged breasts and small testicles.

This obviously isn’t Klinefelter because these balls are HUGE.

by OMBrendon46 on Apr 26, 2007 4:29 PM EDT reply actions