OKLAHOMA STATE FANS DON'T GIVE A DAMN

by Orson on Apr 25, 2007 6:13 PM EDT

There's a spectrum of giveafuck. On one end, there's Oprah. She cares. About everything: your soul, your life, eight dollar coconut macaroons, South African schoolchildren...even your poop. Oprah is blessed with a surfeit of giveafuck--from left to right, put her wayyyyy over on the right of the giveafuck scale.

On the far left, just next to John Daly, Andy Dick, and Kim Jong-Il...there's the guy on the left in this video of two slammed Oklahoma State fans singing a song about a lonely Okie.

Our fave is the "HRRRRNNNGGGH" that constitutes his only bit of "singing" in the video. He makes that noise right after displaying the signs of having a stroke, after which he recovers and seems to feel much better.

We can only assume T. Boone Pickens is at this moment wangling some way to enter both of these guys in his pioneering Oklahoma State Fundraising Death Pool to raise more cash for the Cowboys. After all, it's "just another way of capitalizing existing unexploited risk."

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Drunk indian (guy sitting on left)?

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Apr 25, 2007 6:19 PM EDT reply actions

You and I call them “losers”. Okie Lite calls them “Doctorates, With Honors”

by horsepigs die on Apr 25, 2007 6:29 PM EDT reply actions

Umm, call me crazy, but I’m saying that we should put the guy in the bank with the horse even further to the left than these guys. I think that’s guy’s the winner.

by glacialspeed on Apr 25, 2007 6:32 PM EDT reply actions

So, I was curious to see if this song was actually part of the OkSU repetoire, since I loved the irony of the indian war chant vibe and the school mascot being the Cowboys.

It doesn’t look like it is, and I could not find those lyrics anywhere on a brief google search, leading me to ask, is this drunken glue sniffer singing a made up song or is it real.

by Brian on Apr 25, 2007 10:11 PM EDT reply actions

Brian, I think the guy was either fucking up this song or singing a different version of it:

http://www.ubu.com/ethno/poems/kiowa_49songs.html

by rob on Apr 25, 2007 10:49 PM EDT reply actions

Remember — Moat State’s the only people that Oklahoma fans get to mock for being toothless rednecks. That’s a tough standard to meet.

by Albino Tornado on Apr 25, 2007 10:54 PM EDT reply actions

Moat State’s the only people that Oklahoma fans get to mock for being toothless rednecks.

You’ve obviously never met any Auburn fans.

by T. Kyle King on Apr 25, 2007 11:25 PM EDT reply actions

Yeah, now I know how all the Arkansas fans feel everytime there’s a Houston Nutt/FOIA post

by cowboycane on Apr 25, 2007 11:27 PM EDT reply actions

I like the 16 year old proudly holding his Natti Light/Busch light. What a cameo.

Hey kid, go to school. At this point, a vocational school. Still, it’s better than being heir to the white-trash domain ruled by the two whinos singing.

by Sir Ginho of the 216 on Apr 26, 2007 12:26 AM EDT reply actions

Small thread-jack…Rosie is leaving The View. Not that I’ve ever seen her on there, it’s still good to have one less moron with an opportunity to showcase their overall poorness as a human and bring weaker people down with them.

by Brian on Apr 26, 2007 8:52 AM EDT reply actions

#10, with a view to the theme of the thread and the ameliorative subjects therein, I personally, do not have an issue with your high jack… in fact I welcome the opportunity to comment on an individual who, by placing herself in the public consciousness and eliciting comment about her physical virtues and mental deficiencies, surprisingly, brings the theme more into focus… who is the actual amelioritive? the huffin’ Okies or the obese, loquacious and now, fired and inappropriately named Rosie? I ask you…

by sb on Apr 26, 2007 9:45 AM EDT reply actions

Hey, wasn’t that guy on the left the coach on the original Bad News Bears?

by socalirish on Apr 26, 2007 10:55 AM EDT reply actions

Somewhere, an overpass is missing its most faithful tenants.

God bless drunken Injuns…

by doreblogger on Apr 26, 2007 11:01 AM EDT reply actions

“I am Chief Grand Cherokee.”

by Orangeblood on Apr 26, 2007 11:47 AM EDT reply actions

For those of you who have never made it to Baton Rouge—behold, 80% of LSU fans.

by RaginCajunRebel on Apr 26, 2007 11:51 AM EDT reply actions

Guys, I’ve gotta be honest with you. As somebody that lived in Big 12 territory for 3 years, I have to admit I never “got” Ok State fans. They are just different. I don’t get their vibe or what their about, and this post just further clouds the issue. They’re like Ween fans…..Everyone’s heard of them but nobody really knows what they sound like.

by Hook'em Tide on Apr 26, 2007 12:44 PM EDT reply actions

I’ve run into a fan of every Big XII South Division school at one time or another, but this is my first glimpse at Okie State fans. Don’t quite know what to make of it. This is like big foot footage to me.

by Orangeblood on Apr 26, 2007 12:56 PM EDT reply actions

Oklahoma fans are way worst than this. This proves nothing about the Oklahoma State fan base, besides that indians like Oklahoma State. As a resident of Oklahoma, O-State fans are by far the most loyal of any college team. That team in Norman’s fans are mostly community college graduates who are BIG time fans ONLY when they are winning (Bandwagon Jumpers). Imagine that INDIANS at Oklahoma State… I mean this state used to be Indian Territory!

by Josh G on Apr 26, 2007 2:06 PM EDT reply actions

PBR says it all with the idiot in the background

by statueleft on Apr 26, 2007 2:27 PM EDT reply actions

I actually thought the song was quite pretty. I liked the Native American type chant he put to it. I’m pretty sure he made up the words himself. Drunk Uncle in the background was just a bonus. I love Drunk Uncle. Okie solidarity here! (Even though I’m not an OSU, or any OK college team fan.)

by Maka on Apr 27, 2007 12:30 PM EDT reply actions