MUSTACHE OF THE DAY: GERALDO!
by Orson on Apr 25, 2007 3:29 PM EDT
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PrintHow we've managed not to have this man as the Mustache of the Day, we'll never now. Blame our trademark negligence for missing a true legend of the lip.
The Mustache Wednesday 'Stache of the Day: Geraldo Rivera. So nice you'll need it thrice:
Not even the briny sea steals the vim and vigor from his sole companions: justice, and his mustache...
Mike Leach approves: a buff Geraldo sails the waves without fear.
A skinhead didn't break his nose. The mustache did, just to show it who was really in charge.
Resplendent even under the badges. Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers.
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On top of every other reason you should hate Geraldo, he attended the University of Arizona. I would take great pleasure in burning that stache off of his smug face. Screw you, latino Skip Bayless.
by Big Jon on Apr 25, 2007 3:37 PM EDT reply actions
what about that guy from mythbusters? you ever have him on for mustache wednesday?
by fred on Apr 25, 2007 3:42 PM EDT reply actions
I put the over/under on a Jerry Rivers reference at 5. Surprised I got in first.
by drogue on Apr 25, 2007 3:42 PM EDT reply actions
We’re driven to verse by the power of his mustache:
There once was a man named Geraldo
Who’d never seen Fitzcarraldo
He went to Iraq
But now he’s back
To put it in holes like Nick Faldo.
Or haiku:
Brown fury, hairy
Dictator. It needs its own
seat on the plane, right?
by Orson Swindle on Apr 25, 2007 3:43 PM EDT reply actions
A Cap’n Leach reference and not as much of a “YARRRRR!” yet?
by Aerobab on Apr 25, 2007 3:50 PM EDT reply actions
and, it seems, he can fly through the air at supersonic speeds. truly gods walk amongst us.
by kleph on Apr 25, 2007 3:52 PM EDT reply actions
Geraldo is a complete tool, but I have to give the moustache props for completely annihilating Bill O’Really, on his own show no less, a few weeks ago.
A dominating road win for the stache in a hostile road environment.
Now get back to making some old lady do 3 takes to get the “raw footage” of you rescuing her from Katrina to look just right for the cameras, you jackass.
by Kanu on Apr 25, 2007 5:12 PM EDT reply actions
The Chair!!, the Chair!
Geraldo getting whacked on the nose by a flying chair during one of his awful shows was about as good as TV gets.
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Apr 25, 2007 5:59 PM EDT reply actions
SKLM hit the nose on the bridge for sure. Good pull. I was trying like hell to remember how he broke his nose. Nice ’un.
Was the nose break before or after finding dust and a broken bottle in Capone’s vault?
by Out of Conference on Apr 25, 2007 9:21 PM EDT reply actions
chair incident…pft! Probably just a televised stunt to
1. get attention
2. distract from rhinoplasty
by tzubear on Apr 26, 2007 1:30 AM EDT reply actions
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