MUSTACHE OF THE DAY: GERALDO!
How we’ve managed not to have this man as the Mustache of the Day, we’ll never now. Blame our trademark negligence for missing a true legend of the lip.
The Mustache Wednesday ‘Stache of the Day: Geraldo Rivera. So nice you’ll need it thrice:
Not even the briny sea steals the vim and vigor from his sole companions: justice, and his mustache…
Mike Leach approves: a buff Geraldo sails the waves without fear.
A skinhead didn’t break his nose. The mustache did, just to show it who was really in charge.
Resplendent even under the badges. Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers.
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chair incident…pft! Probably just a televised stunt to
1. get attention
2. distract from rhinoplasty
Comment by tzubear — April 26, 2007 @ 12:30 am
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SKLM hit the nose on the bridge for sure. Good pull. I was trying like hell to remember how he broke his nose. Nice ‘un.
Was the nose break before or after finding dust and a broken bottle in Capone’s vault?
Comment by Out of Conference — April 25, 2007 @ 8:21 pm
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The Chair!!, the Chair!
Geraldo getting whacked on the nose by a flying chair during one of his awful shows was about as good as TV gets.
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — April 25, 2007 @ 4:59 pm
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Geraldo is a complete tool, but I have to give the moustache props for completely annihilating Bill O’Really, on his own show no less, a few weeks ago.
A dominating road win for the stache in a hostile road environment.
Now get back to making some old lady do 3 takes to get the “raw footage” of you rescuing her from Katrina to look just right for the cameras, you jackass.
Comment by Kanu — April 25, 2007 @ 4:12 pm