CHEERLEADERS ARE SAPPING THE VITAL ESSENCES OF THIS NATION
Signal to Noise points the way toward a grave, grave issue: cheerleaders and the damage they’re doing to this nation through the television.
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1
Raider Red says:
Cheersluts shouldn’t get airtime unless they are one of the following:
1. Hot
2. Scantily clad
3. A USC Song Girl
You aren’t effective at leading cheers…You’re merely eye candy.
April 25th, 2007 at 7:46 am
2
Out of Conference says:
To further RR’s conditions-
Or in porn, posing nude for her boyfriend, or wearing chaps (though technically not called cheerleaders- before Horn fans correct me).
April 25th, 2007 at 8:00 am
3
The Dude says:
I do not avoid women, Mandrake … but I do deny them my essence.
April 25th, 2007 at 8:35 am
4
irishoutsider says:
Have you ever seen a cheerleader drink water?
Gatorade, that’s what they drink, isn’t it? Never water.
On no account will a cheerleader ever drink water, and not without good reason.
April 25th, 2007 at 8:41 am
5
Oliver says:
I’m kind of embarrassed to ask, but was that a Dark Crystal reference?
April 25th, 2007 at 9:24 am
6
Broom says:
Not sure which one you’re talking about but the essence quote is a Dr. Strangelove reference.
April 25th, 2007 at 9:28 am
7
Hook'em Tide says:
It’s the flouride in the drinking water.
April 25th, 2007 at 9:32 am
8
Oliver says:
OK, Kubrick, got it. Wonder, if that’s where they got it from…
April 25th, 2007 at 9:35 am
9
Hawkfan says:
Do you know why I only drink rain water and pure grain alcohol, Mandrake? POE – Purity of Essence.
April 25th, 2007 at 9:46 am
10
Stormy says:
When I worked on Capitol Hill back in 1987(!) the congressional office I worked in received similar letters complaining about crotch shots of cheerleaders on TV.
The more things change….
April 25th, 2007 at 9:58 am
11
Brewster Crew says:
If cheerleaders are sapping the vital essences of this nation, we need to put a stop to them immediately!
Intelligence scale
Cheerleader
April 25th, 2007 at 10:05 am
12
bama_buck says:
Dark Crystal? Heh.
Nice one.
I loved that movie as a kid. I was a little disappointed that the main character never killed anyone with a sword though.
April 25th, 2007 at 10:13 am
13
Geaux Irish says:
I’m surprised there wasn’t an accompanying cheesecake shot to this post. Where’s Stranko and his editorial skills?
April 25th, 2007 at 10:13 am
14
Brewster Crew says:
Well that went well.
Cheerleaders are below Rocks, Defensive linemen, Wisconsin fans, and political extremists on the intelligence scale. Your dad is at the top.
April 25th, 2007 at 10:14 am
15
bama_buck says:
More on this subject though, I was watching a game taped in the seventies, and cameramen would find a hot chick in the stands and the announcers would ooh and aaaah over her.
Or they’d follow her ass as she walked up the stairs.
I had forgotten what you could get away with back then.
April 25th, 2007 at 10:15 am
16
Chg says:
If any of the letters ever start complaining about Duke cheerleaders, they can narrow down the search pretty quick. He’s in Dallas.
April 25th, 2007 at 10:23 am
17
drogue says:
Do Not Recall the Bombers!
April 25th, 2007 at 10:51 am
18
Beatuofa says:
I’d like to get a cheerleader to sap MY vital essence.
April 25th, 2007 at 12:10 pm
19
tim says:
Bomb diggity
April 25th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
20
Signal to Noise says:
Mmm…cheerleader cheesecake.
(Plus, thanks for linking.)
April 25th, 2007 at 12:34 pm
21
cuss says:
College cheerleaders are the only reason I watch the SEC & USC football games…..I’m an ND fan, but I’m also a realist as the Southern Schools and USC have the best cheerleaders………….They are part of college football….
April 25th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
22
Rome says:
Domer homer here, and I must say that ND’s cheerleaders are skinny, flat chested, and quite homely looking. SEC all the way.
In the second pic, look at the face of the lady that is just to the right of the cheerleaders right thigh. That’s the look of a lady that knows her husband will be all over her that night and the only thing he’ll be thinking about is the hottie with the nice ass and firm tits. Gravity is a motherfucker.
April 25th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
23
Brian says:
Id decline the BJ if I was that dude’s wife…can anyone say Woodchuck!?
It should be noted, however that the two broads that are behind that same “spirit coordinator’s” calves look stellar.
April 25th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
24
sb says:
Sap away… and God love ‘em. Alot to be said for the gratuitous display of pudendal confidence… yes, “pudendal confidence” (all credit to Orson for that wonderfully crafted verbal display).
And, by the way, have you ever tried to work that term into a conversation, other than here, I mean?
I’ve gotten aaway with “vaginal logic”, but not in mixed company…
April 25th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
25
Stacy Keibler Luvs Me says:
2nd Picture, Woman on the lefts side of her arm:
Did you notice the mug on that one…..?
Man, does she have that p.o.’ed look .
April 25th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
26
Rome says:
SKLM, she doesn’t count. She’s a young, angry, man hating bull dyke. She’s upset that here team is most likely losing, or her girlfriend is conversing with a person of the opposite sex.
April 25th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
27
horsepigs die says:
Who farked Bomar’s ex-”employer” onto the wall of our stadium? (next-to-last pic, properly located just above the horns) Very subtle- nicely done!
April 25th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
28
Kakistocrat says:
I love that second one from the top. Thanks, Stranko!
EDSBS is great — it’s one of the few places you can drop words like pudendal and people actually know what you mean.
I forget exactly how Dr. Strangelove went, but I remember countless references to bodily fluids (and how fluoridation is a conspiracy). Great movie. That does make me a nerd, right?–saying I liked Dr. Strangelove?
April 25th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
29
Geaux Irish says:
Thanks Stranko!
April 25th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
30
stevechas says:
looks like the bama cheerleader may have a little essence leakage
April 25th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
31
sb says:
#30, although I have no problem with “essence leakage”, especially in what appears to be an exceptional physical package, the effect of said leakage may result in a distinct reduction in pudendal confidence for that bama cheerleader… regardless, to my eye it appeared more like a photographic shadow issue, which brings up other titillating topics… “my sexy lady humps…” etc…
April 26th, 2007 at 10:13 am
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BarefeetBob says:
Roll Tide !!
April 26th, 2007 at 12:48 pm