CHEERLEADERS ARE SAPPING THE VITAL ESSENCES OF THIS NATION

Cheersluts shouldn’t get airtime unless they are one of the following:

1. Hot
2. Scantily clad
3. A USC Song Girl

You aren’t effective at leading cheers…You’re merely eye candy.

To further RR’s conditions-
Or in porn, posing nude for her boyfriend, or wearing chaps (though technically not called cheerleaders- before Horn fans correct me).

I do not avoid women, Mandrake … but I do deny them my essence.

Have you ever seen a cheerleader drink water?
Gatorade, that’s what they drink, isn’t it? Never water.
On no account will a cheerleader ever drink water, and not without good reason.

I’m kind of embarrassed to ask, but was that a Dark Crystal reference?

Not sure which one you’re talking about but the essence quote is a Dr. Strangelove reference.

It’s the flouride in the drinking water.

OK, Kubrick, got it. Wonder, if that’s where they got it from…

Do you know why I only drink rain water and pure grain alcohol, Mandrake? POE – Purity of Essence.

When I worked on Capitol Hill back in 1987(!) the congressional office I worked in received similar letters complaining about crotch shots of cheerleaders on TV.

The more things change….

If cheerleaders are sapping the vital essences of this nation, we need to put a stop to them immediately!

Intelligence scale

Cheerleader

Dark Crystal? Heh.

Nice one.

I loved that movie as a kid. I was a little disappointed that the main character never killed anyone with a sword though.

I’m surprised there wasn’t an accompanying cheesecake shot to this post. Where’s Stranko and his editorial skills?

Well that went well.

Cheerleaders are below Rocks, Defensive linemen, Wisconsin fans, and political extremists on the intelligence scale. Your dad is at the top.

More on this subject though, I was watching a game taped in the seventies, and cameramen would find a hot chick in the stands and the announcers would ooh and aaaah over her.

Or they’d follow her ass as she walked up the stairs.

I had forgotten what you could get away with back then.

If any of the letters ever start complaining about Duke cheerleaders, they can narrow down the search pretty quick. He’s in Dallas.

Do Not Recall the Bombers!

I’d like to get a cheerleader to sap MY vital essence.

Bomb diggity

Mmm…cheerleader cheesecake.

(Plus, thanks for linking.)

College cheerleaders are the only reason I watch the SEC & USC football games…..I’m an ND fan, but I’m also a realist as the Southern Schools and USC have the best cheerleaders………….They are part of college football….

Domer homer here, and I must say that ND’s cheerleaders are skinny, flat chested, and quite homely looking. SEC all the way.

In the second pic, look at the face of the lady that is just to the right of the cheerleaders right thigh. That’s the look of a lady that knows her husband will be all over her that night and the only thing he’ll be thinking about is the hottie with the nice ass and firm tits. Gravity is a motherfucker.

Id decline the BJ if I was that dude’s wife…can anyone say Woodchuck!?

It should be noted, however that the two broads that are behind that same “spirit coordinator’s” calves look stellar.

Sap away… and God love ’em. Alot to be said for the gratuitous display of pudendal confidence… yes, “pudendal confidence” (all credit to Orson for that wonderfully crafted verbal display).

And, by the way, have you ever tried to work that term into a conversation, other than here, I mean?

I’ve gotten aaway with “vaginal logic”, but not in mixed company…

2nd Picture, Woman on the lefts side of her arm:

Did you notice the mug on that one…..?

Man, does she have that p.o.’ed look .

SKLM, she doesn’t count. She’s a young, angry, man hating bull dyke. She’s upset that here team is most likely losing, or her girlfriend is conversing with a person of the opposite sex.

Who farked Bomar’s ex-“employer” onto the wall of our stadium? (next-to-last pic, properly located just above the horns) Very subtle- nicely done!

I love that second one from the top. Thanks, Stranko!

EDSBS is great — it’s one of the few places you can drop words like pudendal and people actually know what you mean.

I forget exactly how Dr. Strangelove went, but I remember countless references to bodily fluids (and how fluoridation is a conspiracy). Great movie. That does make me a nerd, right?—saying I liked Dr. Strangelove?

Thanks Stranko!

looks like the bama cheerleader may have a little essence leakage

#30, although I have no problem with “essence leakage”, especially in what appears to be an exceptional physical package, the effect of said leakage may result in a distinct reduction in pudendal confidence for that bama cheerleader… regardless, to my eye it appeared more like a photographic shadow issue, which brings up other titillating topics… “my sexy lady humps…” etc…

Roll Tide !!